Five jokes

1. Xiaoming, Xiaowen and Liang Xiao are on their way. . . .

Suddenly, they saw something like poop.

Xiaoming leaned over and sniffed, saying, "It's shit."

Xiaowen poked with his finger and said, "Really!"

Xiao Liang took another dig with his hand, tasted it and said, "Hmm! It's shit! Stop stepping on it! "

2. A polar bear was bored, so he pulled out his hair and suddenly said, It's so cold!

3. One day, the little rabbit saw the ant sticking out a leg and asked, "What are you doing?"

The ant said, "There's an elephant coming. I'm going to wake it up."

15 minutes later. . .

A group of ants came, and the little rabbit was even stranger and asked, "What's the matter?"

"We have a brother who mixes elephants. Let's give blood to the elephant! "

4. Bakery

The rabbit asked, "Is there a hundred pieces of bread?"

The boss said no.

The next day, Little Nutbrown hare asked again, Is there a hundred loaves of bread?

The boss also said no, the boss made a hundred loaves overnight.

On the third day, the rabbit came again and asked this question again.

The boss said: Yes.

The rabbit said, give me two.

A man went to a cafe and asked for cold coffee, but the waiter said no.

The next day, he ordered cold coffee again, but the waiter said no.

That night, the waiter cooled a cup of coffee and waited for the man.

On the third day, the man came again and the waiter said there was cold coffee.

The man said, heat it up!

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