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Read the following materials and write as required. Xiaotian warbler heard an old man selling "one feather for two bugs". I pulled out a feather and changed it.
A climber and his guide went through hardships to reach Mount Everest, the top of the world. Before that, no one in the world had reached such a height.
The top of the world is only 2 meters away from them. One of them can become the first in the world by taking one step forward, and these steps are easy for everyone. At this time, the climber from New Zealand said to the guide, "This is your hometown. You go first. "
The honest Sherpa didn't listen to his friend wearing an oxygen mask, but only understood his meaning from his expression and respectful gesture. Tenzin took a few steps forward and reached the top of the world, where he left the first human footprint-he was the first person to climb Mount Everest in human history. Climbers followed closely. They hugged each other at the top of the world and shouted, "We made it."
The climber's name is Hillary and the guide's name is Tenzin. Their summit time was1May 29th, 953.
Hillary Clinton's greatest ideal, even her best hope of living, is to be the first person to climb the summit of Mount Everest. However, just a few steps away from the summit, he overcame his desire and gave this opportunity to his guide, the Sherpa who lives here. Hillary restrained her desire in time and left a widely circulated story.
In this materialistic society, everyone is stimulated by interests and fame and fortune every day. In the face of many temptations, some people are calm and calm, while others are carried away by desire. It is a wise attitude to be rational in the face of temptation.
When she found out that her friend bought lottery tickets on her behalf and the bonus was as high as 7.6 million yuan, she treated it calmly with a normal heart and sent the bonus to her friend's house. She refused a friend's bonus and only received a lottery ticket from 4 yuan. She is an ordinary woman laid off in 2000, and now she is over 500 years old. She was not carried away by interests, and her sincerity touched hundreds of millions of people. She is Chen Xiaofang, a laid-off worker.
Bill Gates became interested in computers when he was in college, so he started his own business and company. Before he graduated, he earned the first bucket of gold in his life, and it was not a small sum: $40 million. But he is not complacent at all. He studies, studies and works harder. Until now, he is still considered to be one of the few rich people. If he had been carried away by the interests, stopped working and enjoyed the money, there would be no Microsoft today and no Bill Gates today.
Dairy giant Sanlu actually mixed melamine into milk powder. Dolls are the future of China. How can we talk about the future of the motherland if even the food of the dolls is not safe to eat? Is this killing the blue future?
Dyed steamed bread, waste oil on the table, the staple food is polished moldy rice "rice heart rice." Meat dishes are dyed red by Sudan red to get duck eggs, "lean meat" and "water-injected meat". After dinner, there are all swollen sweet melons and fruits. It is these foods that even the vegetable farmers don't take a bite, but they are transported to supermarkets for sale and sent to thousands of households, testing the extraordinary resistance of China people.
I once heard a joke that a group of people ate in an American restaurant and got food poisoning. Only one foreign student in China is safe and sound. When people asked why, China students sneered and said, "I grew up eating poisonous food. How can I be poisoned? " . After the sparse laughter, it is more for Chinese people to reflect on their own things. Recently, Mengniu milk was found to be toxic, and Nokia's mobile phone exploded. As a leading commercial enterprise, how can they set an example for small enterprises and promote social development if they can't ensure their rationality in clear interests?
Some people compare human beings to "thinking reeds" and think that human beings have the ability to distinguish right from wrong, good from evil. People's hearts are surging. Faced with the temptation of "colorful", there will be waves in their hearts. Only by staying calm, facing the temptation rationally and restraining your own desires can you become an upright person.
Analysis of test questions: First, topic analysis
This topic is a relational composition, focusing on the critical thinking ability of candidates. Therefore, before conceiving a composition, the most important thing is to distinguish the specific relationships between words and phrases with dialectical thinking. We believe that the relationship between topic elements mainly includes the following types:
1.? Unity of opposites: The elements are contradictory, but in essence they are interdependent, complementary and harmonious. It can also be called either or. For example, on the topic of "freedom and discipline", dialectical materialism tells us that there is no "discipline" without "freedom", and there is no "freedom" without "discipline". The two are the unity of opposites. Of course, according to this relationship, it can be flexibly understood as: without discipline, there can be no real freedom; People should have freedom, but freedom should be bound by discipline. Another example is "ordinary and great". In a certain sense, this topic can be understood as: without "ordinary", there is no "great". It can also be understood as: ordinary breeds greatness; Greatness comes from the ordinary; Only by starting from small things can we build a building of great personality.
2. Right and wrong balance: that is, there is a right and wrong relationship between the elements of the relationship topic, and you can only choose. It can also be called "do you have this?" For example, "prejudice and care" can only be understood as "eliminating prejudice and caring bravely", and it is unscientific to make other understandings.
3. Non-absolute relationship: that is, there is a certain relationship between the elements that make up the topic, but this relationship is not static. It can also be called "this or that". For example, the topic of "pain and success" can be understood as "success comes from the tempering of pain", but not all success comes from pain, and not all success comes from pain. Another example is "a great teacher makes a great apprentice", which can be understood as "a great teacher makes a great apprentice" or "a great apprentice does not necessarily come from a great teacher".
4.* * * relationship: that is, the elements that make up the topic are equal, and several elements can exist at the same time. You can also call it this or that. For example, "modest performance" can be interpreted as "being humble and being good at expressing yourself"; "Adults and talents" should also be understood as "adults are more talented" or "adults first, then talents". Another example is "harmony but difference", which means "we should be harmonious but different", which means "we should be good at reconciling contradictions and getting along with others, but at the same time we should have independent opinions different from others, and we should not follow the crowd".
This topic mainly requires students to make clear the dialectical relationship between "desire" and "rationality". Without rationality, desire will flood, leading to the consequences of "eternal perdition"; Without the rationality of "desire", we can only let things "spin in place" and stop.
Second, writing materials
(A) negative examples
1. A middle school student Zeng Qiang went clubbing for more than ten days, and his eyesight dropped from 1.2 to 0.2. It is understood that due to the obsession of online fans with the game, it has reached the peak of not eating or sleeping.
2. American athlete Jerome, the gold medal winner of the Olympic men's 400-meter relay? Yang was found to have taken stimulants and was disqualified from the gold medal at the Sydney Olympic Games by the International Olympic Committee. Romey? Because Yang always has the desire to win, he lost himself and embarked on the road of violating moral standards. He may face a life ban.
Huang Yuxi, a Korean professor who changed from a "national hero" to a "scientific liar" overnight. A scientist who used to be so excellent, a scientist who should have carried out cloning research in a down-to-earth manner and had the strength to produce amazing results in a few years, did not hesitate to falsify in order to produce results early and quickly.
Huang Yuxi, 52, is called "the pioneer of cloning". /kloc-0 bred a super cow in 1995, and/kloc-0 bred the first cloned cow in the world in 1999.
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