Jokes about green peppers

The plane was full of people, and suddenly someone screamed. The passengers thought something was wrong, and one of them got a fright:

"The stewardess poured me coffee and got my clothes wet"; What is the name of wet clothes? Your pants are wet!

Peaches and peppers (joke)

Is your pepper spicy? Spicy! I have a gastric ulcer and can't eat too spicy;

Is your peach sweet? That's great. I have diabetes and dare not eat too sweet!

Today, I invited some friends to get together after work. I ordered some side dishes behind a stall. Soon, the children's dishes came up. I saw that there were only green peppers in scrambled eggs with green peppers and few eggs, so I asked the waiter half jokingly, why are there so few eggs in scrambled eggs with green peppers? The waiter replied angrily, you ordered scrambled eggs with green peppers, not eggs with green peppers. Of course, there are too many green peppers and too few eggs. Which one of us fainted then? I haven't said a word for a long time. Finally, a friend of ours said helplessly: Today is really a long experience!