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There is a hilarious joke.
A said: thin people are best excluded. Thin people generally eat a lot and are not afraid of being fat. Snacks are chewed every day, but sweets are not afraid. Fat people are not good either. Although I eat less, I try to lose weight every day, buy weight-loss equipment and take various weight-loss drugs ... I think the cost is not low.
B said: Then find someone who is neither fat nor thin.
A after thinking about it, I still think it's wrong: neither fat nor thin is common. This kind of woman is often too ordinary, so she always wants to make herself conspicuous by dressing up. Maybe she spends more money on makeup every day.
B pondered for a long time and suggested: Why not just marry an ugly dinosaur?
A jumped up: dinosaurs are more terrible. Don't you know that the price of cosmetic surgery has gone up now?
B: It seems that only marrying a beautiful woman is the most cost-effective-you don't need to lose weight, you don't need plastic surgery, and you can save money on cosmetics.
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