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Riddles, brain teasers, (funny)
1. What kind of road cannot be walked?... (Answer: circuit)
2. Every move of Bobbi is inseparable from the rope, why? (Answer: Wavelet Compared to a puppet, (I don’t even understand this))
3. Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day when he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly. Why did he open his eyes? Close one eye? (Answer: He is aiming)
4. A student throws a coin into the air: if it lands on heads, go to the movies, if it lands on tails, go play billiards, and if the coin stands up, go to study. . (Answer: Go study)
5. Two dogs are racing. Dog A runs fast and dog B runs slow. When they reach the finish line, which dog sweats more? (Answer: Dog doesn’t. Sweating)
6. There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What animal is it? (Answer: little tiger) 7
7. Monkeys per minute Can a monkey break a corn? How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in 5 minutes? (Answer: not one)
8. A slip (hint: pay attention to the homophony) of three trees, which need to be tied 10 horses can only be tied individually but not both? (Answer: How to tie them)
9. What is higher than the sky in the world? (Answer: The heart is higher than the sky)
10. What valuable thing is most likely to disappear? (Answer: artificial satellite)
11. Three Jinxin, three water are called Miao, and three people are called the crowd, then the three ghosts should be called What? (Answer: Call for help)
12. When a fat girl is sick, what is she most afraid of when others come to visit her? (Answer: Take care of yourself)
13. What is it? More annoying than crows? (Answer: crow’s beak)
14. Who is the greatest family in our country? (Answer: old man)
15. What is Sleeping Beauty most afraid of? ? (Answer: Insomnia)
16. Xiao Ming said to Xiao Hua: I can sit in a place where you can never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body)
17. No matter how similar the twins are, someone will always be able to tell them apart. Who is this person? (Answer: Themselves)
18. Which train is the longest in the world besides trains? (Answer: Traffic jam)
19. Who is the person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? (Answer: Santa Claus) )
20. Why doesn’t the egg break when you hit it against a stone? (Answer: Of course it doesn’t break when you hit an egg against a stone)
21. Which game is played backwards? (Answer: tug of war)
22. What is the relationship between your father’s sister’s cousin’s cousin’s father and your uncle’s son’s sister-in-law? (Answer: relative relationship)
23. What does the dentist rely on for food? (Answer: mouth)
24. He is obviously myopic, but he is also a famous greedy boy. If you put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind the book, what do you think? What will you look at first? (Answer: Can’t see anything)
25. A person who can’t swim fell into the water but didn’t drown. Why? (Answer: Wearing a life jacket)
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