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What are the good jokes about friends selling things?

Good paragraphs for selling things in a circle of friends are:

1. Today, a customer asked me why my things are so expensive! I told her that BMW Mercedes-Benz is also expensive! More and more people are driving! Li Xia is cheap and closed! Apple 6 is very expensive, domestic Changhong mobile phone is cheap, and there are still many people who buy 6! I don't blame you for thinking I'm expensive! Nobody forced you to learn copywriting! Nobody forced you to make yourself richer! Maybe you won't understand until your husband has an affair.

2. When you have beautiful skin and your wallet is full of hard-earned money, you will suddenly realize that there is no time to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, speculation, and thinking about others. If you are in full bloom, the butterfly will come. If you are wonderful, you can arrange it yourself. To all strong women.