Rogue brain teaser joke

Many friends like to do it? Brainstorm? It can not only test whether your reaction is sensitive and quick, but also cultivate your thinking and imagination. Next, I will sort out the jokes of hooligans' brain teasers, hoping to praise them for everyone.

Rogue brain teaser joke 1:

1. What can a hundred men lift, but a woman can lift with one hand? Answer: for example, an egg, it is impossible for a hundred men to lift an egg at the same time.

2. What do boys and girls have to do before going to bed on Valentine's Day? Answer: Close your eyes.

3. Who were the free prostitutes in ancient China? Answer: a mountain of gold (the mountain covers the day)

4. What do witches like? Answer: Magic Man

5. A roast chicken only ate a chicken head and a chicken ass. What's wrong with this chicken? Answer: The chicken lost its virginity.

No matter how rich he is, he can't marry anyone. Answer: the bank's safe.

7. What do women like to eat from men? Answer: vinegar

8. Three women in the company each bought a popsicle, a bite, a lick and a bag. Excuse me, which woman gave birth to a child? A: Women with children.

9. The Tang Priest rode a white horse dragon when he learned the scriptures. What kind of horse did the princess ride when she got married? Answer: The princess is sitting in a sedan chair.

10. What hat can't men wear? Answer: Nuts.

1 1. Why do men have to fight when drinking together? Answer: No toast.

12. It has been famous since ancient times. What does a nun read every month? A: Diamond Sutra

13. Where is the girl? A boyfriend can only touch it once in his life, but a husband can't touch it once. Answer: lips (talking? Boyfriend? ,? Husband? When! )

14. Where is the softest woman? Answer: heart (you are always too soft-hearted)

15. What do women like most about men? They are big, thick and hard. Answer: deep pockets, hard back.

17. Why does Li Gang have to be circumcised? Answer: He wants his little brother to get ahead.

18. Why did a beautiful lady who worked part-time in a hotel report that she had been raped? Answer: The guest gave her a fake hundred-dollar bill.

Rogue brain teaser joke 2:

1. What do women like most about men? They are big, thick and hard. Answer: deep pockets, hard back.

2. The tool for sheltering rain is called rain gear. What is the tool for sheltering the sun? Answer: sun umbrella

A monkey peeked at a person taking a bath on the roof. Why is he smiling while covering his mouth? Answer: The monkey laughed that the man's tail was not only short, but also long in front.

Why don't newspaper editors marry men? Answer: Every day.

5. What men have, women have and children don't have! Answer: pubic hair

6. a man and a woman in the company are on a business trip, sharing the same room at night, but the next day they are all right? Answer: Men are gay.

Xiaoming wrote nine letters to his girlfriend. Why did his girlfriend only get one letter? Answer: He has nine girlfriends, one each.

8. Who will win the fight between the male monkey and the female monkey? Answer: the male monkey (the male monkey is on it)

9. Does Cupid's arrow shoot the man or the woman first? Answer: male (shoot male first, then shoot female)

10. A group of girls were taking a bath by the river when a strange man broke in. What do you think they want to cover up most? Answer: men's eyes

1 1. What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs at night? Answer: people

12. A woman is a book, so which page does a man want to turn to first? Answer: copyright page

13. Who is the most pitiful person in the world? Answer: Soldiers of the artillery company cooking squad.

14. Why do boys and girls close the door when taking a shower? Answer: Men are afraid of birds flying out, while women are afraid of birds flying in.

15. What is the first novel published on the lover's face? Answer: first kiss

16. Why did men and women break up? Answer: men and women have "don't"

17. He is often fucked from behind. Who is crying? Answer: ambulance

18. Why do women quarrel more than men? Answer: the man has an upper mouth, a lower microphone and two stereos.

Rogue brain teaser joke 3:

1. Girl's first answer (name a place): Kaifeng.

2. What do men want most from women? What do women want most? Answer: I want it. I want more.

3. A girl called her boyfriend: Come to my house, no one! ? My boyfriend came running excitedly, but no one answered the door. Why? Answer: There really is no one.

4. What can a hundred men lift, but a woman can lift with one hand? Answer: for example, an egg, it is impossible for a hundred men to lift an egg at the same time.

5. What must boys and girls do before going to bed on Valentine's Day? Answer: Close your eyes.

6. Who were the free prostitutes in ancient China? Answer: a mountain of gold (the mountain covers the day)

7. What do witches like? Answer: Magic Man

8. A roast chicken was eaten up. What happened to the chicken? Answer: The chicken lost its virginity.

No matter how rich he is, he can't marry anyone. Answer: the bank's safe.

10. What do women like to eat from men? Answer: vinegar

1 1. What is a flower inserted in cow dung? Answer: morning glory

12. One thing is short for orientals and long for westerners. After marriage, women can give this thing to men, but monks have it but not. Answer: Name?

13. What things in the world are not priced? Answer: family.

14. Is there anything you can do with one hand that feels good? Answer: cut your nails.

15. after something is broken, no matter how sophisticated the instrument is, it can't find the crack? Answer: feelings.

16. The cleanest in the world? Ball? What ball is it? Answer: sanitary ball

17. Why do sows climb trees? Answer: Men can live by themselves (as the saying goes, men can live by themselves and sows can climb trees).