Please help me write a welcome speech.

First of all, on behalf of * * * * Travel Agency, I welcome you to the beautiful Hainan Island. As the saying goes, "fate meets thousands of miles." It was this fate that brought us together. In the next few days, we will go to the ends of the earth and go hand in hand to the ends of the earth. I believe we will get along well! At the same time, this is also the wish of Hainan people. I wish our trip a happy and smooth one!

Hello, everyone, team members:

You are very welcome to Guangdong from the north. When you come to Guangdong, you will find some places with different living habits from the north. For example, we are going to have dinner soon. As soon as we sit down, the waitress will ask what kind of tea you want. In the north, you usually drink tea after meals. Then don't refuse. I came to Guangdong to work from the north myself. I made a joke about not drinking tea when I first came to Guangdong.

As soon as I sat down in the hotel, the waitress came over and asked me what kind of tea I wanted to drink. I thought I would eat it after a meal, but I won't skip soup and drink whatever tea I want, so I answered "no" The waitress looked me up and down with strange eyes. After a long time, she said kindly, "Tea is free." This makes me very embarrassed. Another time, as soon as I sat down, the waitress asked me what kind of tea I wanted to drink, but I didn't answer. This time, the lady also looked me up and down, and then said a little viciously, "If you don't drink, you will have to charge for tea!" " "Now, no matter where I go to eat, I will obediently drink tea.

Therefore, when in Rome, do as the Romans do, and order tea blindly regardless of whether you have the habit of drinking tea before meals, which can save a lot of trouble. In Guangdong, people generally drink black tea, but many northerners are not used to it. However, some chrysanthemum teas are made of pure chrysanthemums, which are suitable for all ages and are cool and fragrant. Everyone should try them.

One more thing to pay attention to when you come to Guangdong is talking. You may feel from the moment you get off the plane that people around you are either speaking a language you don't understand at all, or speaking Mandarin with a strange accent, which makes people feel very tired. There is a saying in Guangdong: "If you are not afraid of heaven, you are afraid that Cantonese people will speak Mandarin". They can't even speak the three words "Mandarin" well, just like "boiled melon". Later, they often said that they cooked melons again.

Guangdong's most famous expert in "boiling wax gourd" is former governor Li. Once he said on TV that he would report to General Manager Jiang, saying that some projects had increased by 40%. After several times, General Secretary Jiang still asked him, "Lao Li, did you say 40 or 14?" He was sweating with anxiety, and then he was really ashamed. He also has several famous jokes. Once, he showed the NPC deputies the construction of a residential area. He said: "Looking at the residential areas from the bow, one is more beautiful than the other." As a result, the deputies almost made a mistake when they heard that "looking at the little wife from the bedside, one is more beautiful than the other." So speaking Mandarin well is an important lesson for Guangdong officials now. At present, Guangdong evaluation cadres should have a half-hour recording project, that is, to listen to his Mandarin.

In addition to officials, ordinary people are paying more and more attention to learning Mandarin, but it is really an arduous task for their tongue that will never roll up. I remember once taking a group flight with China Northern Airlines. The stewardesses all spoke Mandarin. There was a little noise in the cabin when I came to pour the drink. When I answered "orange juice", the stewardess didn't catch it clearly. As a result, several members of the Guangdong delegation helped each other and held Cantonese and Mandarin for the flight attendants. "Listen to the stewardess dumbfounded, is really more help more busy.

All right, team members, our restaurant will arrive soon. If a waiter comes over and asks you, "Do you want to squeeze the chicken?" You'll know what's going on, right