What are some funny sentences describing driving skills?

1, the car is like a canoe, and it merges into the traffic on the sea.

2. The car is flying, and the hum of the engine is sometimes low and sometimes high, like a long, continuous moan.

3, it's really quick of eye, handy steering wheel, not slowing down when driving, not stepping on the brakes at once, not to mention holding the steering wheel at one go.