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An afterthought about bringing a cow
Important remarks about bringing a cow
I can barely drink water by holding the cow's head
It doesn't look like putting a cow's horns on a donkey's head
Holding a pipa Entering the mill and playing the piano to the cow
Carrying the cow's head and refusing to admit the debt is a dead end
It's hard to trick a stupid cow into eating sparrows
Forcing a bull to give birth to a child is difficult for others
The spring ox on the wall cannot leave (the plow); ) to eat
Flies scratching cows are of no avail
The value of long-grown cow horns cannot be (straight); they cannot be straight
It is vicious to tie a calf behind a car (with a calf) )
The cows that ate the fishhook fight and quarrel
The cows are put in the ditch and eaten by both sides (a metaphor for benefiting from both sides, there are many benefits.)
Newborn calves are not afraid Tiger
A cow with a pierced nose is led away
Hunters don’t talk about fishing nets, and donkey sellers don’t talk about cattle and sheep. Three words about their profession
The calf tied to the back of the cart is vicious (with the calf)
The big bull fell into the well and has no strength to use; there is nowhere to use the strength
It doesn’t hurt or itch to hit the old cow with light grass; it doesn’t hurt
The cow (bull) cannot be moved by the lamp grass
The beef tendon on the lamp wick cannot be simmered
The calf that fell in the dry well cannot use its strength; there is nowhere to use its strength
I lost the ox and chased the mosquitoes
I lost the ox and chased the rabbit, I don’t know which one is big or small
I lost a sheep and picked up another The cow eats a small loss and takes advantage of the big one
The calf kicks the cow's mother (cow), repaying kindness with evil; repaying kindness with hatred
Duan Gong (shaman) blows the horn, and the Taoist blows the conch. Each teacher has his own teaching
Playing the harp to the cow does not appeal to the ear, it is difficult to hear; it turns a deaf ear; it is a waste of effort; it is a waste of work
Reciting poetry to the cow does not appeal to the ear; it is difficult to hear the ear
Sneeze into the mouth of the cow (pen ti ) Bragging
Escaped the tiger and bumped into the bison. Each one was more severe than the last (a metaphor for the disasters being more serious than the last).
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Escape from the buffalo and encounter the tiger, each one more fierce than the other
The cowherd boy went to let the horse go into chaos; everything was in chaos
The fleas on the back of the cattle Arrogant
Cattle eating grass hesitantly
Cattle fighting to death
A buffalo treading on a scalper's footprints is more crooked than a scalper
A scalper falling into a mud pond crosses The deeper the sinking is
The ox cannot escape with a rope tied to its nose
The ox bites Coptis chinensis and endures hardships
The weasel drags the ox without knowing its own strength; it is a big fight
The big weasel plays with the buffalo but not the small one
The wind, horse and cow are not related to each other; they are not related
It is difficult to turn back when a mad cow gets into a dead end
The toad was trampled by the cow and was bruised all over its body
The toad jumped on the cow's back and thought it was big
In the farmland, the whip was whipped to blow (urge) the cow
The farm cow How can you be full by eating goat grass?
The tail of a cow crossing the river is pulling (zhu) It's a pity that it's on the cow's dung
A rat climbs on a cow's horn and thinks he's big
A rat drags a cow to a fight
A rat crawls into a cow's horn and has no way out; it's a dead end
Catching cows in the dark sky but unable to grasp the horns
The spring cows in the painting are of no use
I am used to seeing camels but cannot see the bigness of cows (metaphor for having too high a vision)
It’s a mess if you step on cow dung
It’s impossible to get the cow to sit on the bench; there’s nothing you can do about it,
The golden beetle (scarab beetle) drives the cow beyond his ability; Self-respect
Everyone works hard when climbing uphill; everyone contributes
It doesn’t matter if nine cows lose a dime; it is insignificant; it does not matter; it has nothing to do with the overall situation
Nine cows and a dime are insignificant ; Trivial
It’s too late to regret not seeing the roast beef after sobering up; it’s too late to regret
Bring in the ox and ride it on a horse; make do with it
Pull the ox in The mouse hole is impassable; it is impassable
It is impossible to pull the cow up the tree; there is no way; it is even more difficult
The thirsty calf cannot quench its thirst by looking at the bottom of the well
The toad is trampled by the cow and the end is coming
The lazy cow feces and urinates a lot
It is a waste of effort to straighten the horns; it is a waste of effort; it cannot be done; it is a waste of effort
The tiger eats the cow and has a big fight
The lazy cow and the lazy horse poop and urinate a lot when they work
The old cow poops and urinates a lot
The old cow endures the humiliation and bears the heavy burden when being whipped
The old cow sneezes (pen ti) and has a clumsy tongue
The old cow ruminates and stammers
The old cow is driven as long as it takes to drive the mountains
The old ox pulls the plow and the horse-drawn cart is full of energy
The old ox pulls the grinding wheel; slow work produces careful work; obscurity
The old ox pulls the grinding wheel and spins in circles
The old ox pulls a broken cart and makes do; slow; loose and loose
The old ox pulls the desk clock steadily and accurately
The old ox chases (ni n chases) the rabbit
It is insignificant to pull out the hairs on an old cow
The old cow is tied to a tree stump and cannot run; it cannot run
The old cow steps on the plowed land (f zi plowed land)
The old cow chased the car but couldn't catch up; couldn't drive it out
The old cow drilled into the dog hole and couldn't get through; it couldn't pass
The old cow drilled into the mouse hole and couldn't get through; it couldn't go through
The old cow has no way to get into the henhouse
The mouse bites the cow and makes a big fight
The lazy cow will not go away if it is not beaten; it is trapped
The old cow eats grass and hesitates
The old cow went to work and was led by the nose; he was full of energy
The old cow rolled and turned over
The old cow continued to poop
It’s hard for the old cow’s head to go into the soup pot
The old woman rides on the bullock cart to be safe
Steady and Dangdang
The old lady eats beef tendon without knowing the taste
The plow whip blows (rushes) the cow
The old cow gnaws melon without raising its head
A mouse rides on a buffalo. The big one is not as good as the small one; the small one can reduce the big one
Two cows are at horns and doing it with their heads open
Two cows are fighting and butting each other; Another collision
The old buffalo does not fit the carriage
The eagle is too greedy to hold the cattle in its mouth
Brother Wren (li o ge Wren.
The little bird) landed on the cow's back
The old cow drank water without raising its head
The old cow gnawed the ground and drooped (d
The old sow fought with the cow and showed his face Here we go
Lao Niu took off his grinder and idled around for a while
Old Niu followed the same old path
Lao Niu broke into a porcelain shop and it was shabby; it was shabby
The old cow was holding his breath and kept silent
The old cow fell into a deep quagmire and could not extricate himself
The cow was injured after being plowed and drowned
The old cow chases the horse and chases it away (ni
The leech got into the cow's nostril and it is difficult to escape
Buy the old cow and put the broken cow in front of you; just look at the present
I steal Pigs who steal cows become worse every generation
A horse bridle is put on the cow's mouth and it is a fool
An ox cart without wheels cannot run
Toothless Wife chews beef tendons in vain
The bison without bridle stretches its mouth everywhere
Donkeys pull and grind cattle to plow the fields, each doing his own thing; each goes his own way; each does his own work
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The horse bit was put on the cow's mouth and the cow was whipped
An ant grabbed the tip of the cow's horn and thought he had reached a high mountain
The horse fell down, and the cow was whipped on its back. Wrong; venting anger on others
The leech bites the buffalo's leg and never leaves it
Selling the cow and land to marry a mute has nothing to say; nothing to say
Camel in The route to the cowshed is wrong
The horse bridle is used to put the cows in a mechanical halter
The horsehide is twisted into a rope to tie the horse, and the cowhide is used as a whip to whip the cow into forgetfulness
Beef sellers are very carefree.
Covering the back of the cow with a rag to reveal the head and horns (feet)
The smacking head of the cow (z er tou teats)
Holding a mouse to pretend to be a cow
There is no news in the crowd of mud oxen; no news; no return after leaving
The spring ox in the New Year painting cannot leave (the plow)
It is a bit hard to do somersaults on the back of the ox
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A cow's nose is pierced and people lead it by the nose
The fleas on the cow's nose are arrogant
The use of bull whip (cow penis) to worship gods also offends gods and people
It is impossible for a cow to grow scales and a horse to grow horns; no one has ever seen it
A small crab crawls in the nose of a cow and makes a fuss
It hurts when a cow steps on a turtle and its vest is painful; In the heart
Cows eat the raw materials of corn (corn) straw
Cows eat grass and ducks eat grain. Everyone has his own blessing; everyone enjoys his own blessing
The cow eats the straw hat and gets a bad belly
The cow cooks the chicken with a small amount of material
The calf pulls the cart into chaos; pulls (zhu
The cow behaves coquettishly butts and butts; butts again
The day has come for the cow to be harnessed and whipped
Does the mushroom on the cow dung pile look good or not?
It is difficult to boil cow bones into glue
An ox horn on a donkey’s head looks different
An ox horn is sharp against a water chestnut
An ox horn is light when hung with straw
The tip of the horn is against the tip of the horn (point)
The flowers planted in the horns are not correct
The cow's horn (liu zhou stone wheel) is used to smooth things over
The oxen pulls the grinder but cannot get out of the trap
The oxen pulls the car and a strange incident
The Cowherd meets the Weaver Girl and they happily meet
The Cowherd makes an appointment with the Weaver Girl and they have a date
The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet once a year
The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are mean-spirited
The Cow Demon King’s soldiers are all kinds of strange things
Milk mixed with ink does not distinguish between black and white; it confuses black and white
The chicken rack in the cowshed is not small; it is such a big rack
The cowhide lantern makes my heart bright; it shines inside but not outside
The sound of cowhide drums makes my belly empty
A cowhide drum, a bronze gong will not sound if it is not beaten
A drum made of kraft paper is unbearable
One blow; cannot withstand the beating
The carvings on the kraft paper are mean
The flies behind the cow's butt disperse in a rush; they stare (ding) and do not let go
The cow Reciting rituals behind the buttocks of cows is empty talk
Reciting rituals behind a cow’s buttocks is a waste of words
It doesn’t matter if you pull out the hairs on the cow; it doesn’t harm the body; it has nothing to do with the body
The hair on the cow Countless
The two halves of the cow’s hooves cannot close together
The cow prince does not care about the donkey’s affairs
Hitting the cow’s body with the cow’s tail does not hurt
Cows, sheep, humans, and birds all find their own places in their nests
The bite of a gadfly on a cow's hoof is harmless; it is not painful or itchy
A green onion is stuck in the nose of a cow to look like an elephant
A calf learns to pull a plow and is led by the nose
The worm in the cow niche is forced to squeeze in (metaphorically squeezes in)
The ox pulling the roller is trapped
The cow stepped on the smelly winter melon and ran out of water
The straw bag in the belly of the cow and sheep
The old scalper in the countryside has suffered all his life
The cow eats bamboo shoots and is confident
Niu Duzi learns to farm and falls into a trap; he is led by the nose
The cowhide drum does not make a sound when wet
The boss of the leather workshop, the cowhide king
The saddle on the back of the cow is messed up
The calf pulling the cart is messed up
The calf fluttering at butterflies looks easy but difficult to do
Arrange flowers on cow dung The root is stinky; the root is unclean
The cow butts the head of the sheep and touches the face
The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are a perfect match
The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl cry and the Beloved Girl show sympathy for each other
Milk mixed with ink mixes black and white
Wear a cowhide jacket backwards to make lice walk on the dome road
Cowhide paste the window to prevent ventilation
Beat the cow buttocks The lantern doesn't work
The cow leads the nose and the horse grabs the mane and grasps the key
The cow is thin but not thin, but has a good foundation
The cow's hooves will show your horns (feet) big
The cow's tail sways on both sides
The cow's tail swats the flies by chance; it's a coincidence; it's just right
The cow eats the driver and is lawless
A cow cannot form a cocoon by eating mulberry leaves; it cannot form a cocoon
The calf catches house sparrows and is mentally and physically stupid
The calf is called Jie Mu (meng ignorant; unclear).
Cows plow the fields and horses eat the grain. One suffers and the other enjoys it
It is unreliable to keep pigs in the cattle pen; they can come and go freely
Cow hair, wool and donkey hair are all Born as a ruffian
A cowhide rice bowl cannot be broken
Ants crawling on a cow are inconspicuous
A cow cannot bear the load on a sheep's back
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The cow's nose rope falls into the hands of the person and he cannot help it; involuntarily
The calf pulls the rake and cannot be driven away; it is not good at it
It sticks in the cattle pen and opens the horse's mouth to kill you It’s hard to open one’s mouth
It’s difficult to open one’s mouth when a bamboo basket is put on an ox’s mouth; it’s difficult to open one’s mouth
Riding an old ox to chase a fast horse is too far behind (it means that others are progressing and developing quickly, but oneself cannot catch up.
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Both cows eat grass and dogs eat shit, each has its own taste; each pair of tastes
Niu Ding turned over completely
The cattle cheered and cheered before returning to the village.
On the day when an ox dies, misfortune never comes alone
The ox yoked the horse to death
The ox is looking down on you
Riding the ox The old cow is confused
Riding a bull and chasing a horse is far behind
The morning glory is playing like a trumpet and having fun
The morning glory is flattering and climbing along the pole
The morning glory leads the nose and grasps the key
The morning glory crosses the single-plank bridge and it is sad
The morning glory crosses the single-plank bridge and it is sad
The morning glory climbs the tree and climbs along the pole
It is extremely difficult to climb a cow on a paper bridge; it is difficult to climb up
Counterfeit artificial bezoar
Three dollars to buy a cow’s belly and it will make a lot of noise (grass)
Thirty acres of land and one cow live and work in peace and contentment
Three awls cannot pierce a drop of blood from the tendon of the old cow; its skin is thick
Using a bull's knife to kill a chicken makes a fuss over a molehill
The sun-dried cow dung is made by wenzhi
The tongue is wrapped around the cow pile; the tongue is twisted wildly;
The dung beetle climbs into the tip of the cow's horn and finds a dead end; the road is blocked
The cow head wrapped in a handkerchief shows its head
The thin cow wants to eat the alpine grass but cannot do it; it is full of ambition but not strong enough
The calf tied to the stake cannot help itself; it cannot help itself
The buffalo steps on the mud and drags the water
The buffalo steps on the muddy puddle (d ng puddle)
The buffalo is completely hairy
The buffalo eats water chestnuts ( bi qi) Eat without knowing the taste
The buffalo eats live crabs and has no power to use them
The buffalo fights and intrigues
The buffalo endures humiliation and heavy burdens throughout its life
The buffalo crossed the river and showed its head
The buffalo saw the camel and became half shorter
The buffalo was too strong to catch fleas
The buffalo walked into the elephant herd and became one shorter
A lot of jokes about cows and horses laying eggs
Killing a dead cow with a knife is superfluous
Sun Monkey fights the devil and beats you to the ground
Bamboo Shell The horns are just right
Tang Sanzang encountered the Bull Demon King with his tongue cut off
Natural bezoar baby bump
The iron-made cattle cannot move (plow) (metaphor cannot) Use force. Sometimes it means lack of strength. Sometimes it means being unable to exert force.
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The iron ox’s butt cannot push
The iron ox cannot drive the plow
The rabbit becomes an ox and gets into trouble
The rabbit drives It was a mess; it was a mess
The psoriasis on the legs was stubborn
Wang Mazi had cowpox and it was too late to regret it; it was too late
Warm hot beef and slow cooking
Carry the snail’s house on your back
The snail attends a banquet with uninvited guests
It is difficult to turn over when sleeping in a snail shell
Snail Climb up the grape trellis just to enjoy the delicious food
Snail race and climb slowly
Snail walk slowly
Without the cow, the dog pulls the cart and makes do
Without cattle, horses are used to plow the fields, but the materials are not used
The price of selling bezoar in the Himalayas is high and expensive; noble
A blind cow eats when it bumps into a haystack
A blind man herds cows Can't be loosened
Flowers are not suitable when inserted in cow dung; not suitable
The small cauldron wants to stew a big cow head, so big an appetite
The embroiderer loves needlework , the shepherds love their cattle and sheep and work together
Ducks eat snail food without knowing the taste; they don’t know the taste at all
Bisons that rush into the sea of ??fire are dead and hairless
Two cows tied to the same stake will get into trouble sooner or later
Two cows tied to the same stake will not give in to each other
Eat one bite of steak and chew more than you can chew
Winning a cat and losing a cow means a small loss but a big loss
It depends on how you brag about the hard cowhide
It’s no big deal to use a thorn to cone the cow; it doesn’t hurt or itch
It doesn’t matter if you have a camel It is said that the cows and sheep just choose the big one
Looking for the rolling stick and touching the horns of the cow, it came out of the sky
The Weaver Girl and the Cowherd were happy; a match made in heaven
Zhu Bajie Bragging and talking big words
The ox in the pig pen is superior to others
The loss outweighs the gain after catching the lice and running away
Visiting relatives, weighing the two halves of the ox's hooves (flaps) ) Zili (ritual)
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