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An afterthought about bringing a cow

Important remarks about bringing a cow

I can barely drink water by holding the cow's head

It doesn't look like putting a cow's horns on a donkey's head

Holding a pipa Entering the mill and playing the piano to the cow

Carrying the cow's head and refusing to admit the debt is a dead end

It's hard to trick a stupid cow into eating sparrows

Forcing a bull to give birth to a child is difficult for others

The spring ox on the wall cannot leave (the plow); ) to eat

Flies scratching cows are of no avail

The value of long-grown cow horns cannot be (straight); they cannot be straight

It is vicious to tie a calf behind a car (with a calf) )

The cows that ate the fishhook fight and quarrel

The cows are put in the ditch and eaten by both sides (a metaphor for benefiting from both sides, there are many benefits.)

Newborn calves are not afraid Tiger

A cow with a pierced nose is led away

Hunters don’t talk about fishing nets, and donkey sellers don’t talk about cattle and sheep. Three words about their profession

The calf tied to the back of the cart is vicious (with the calf)

The big bull fell into the well and has no strength to use; there is nowhere to use the strength

It doesn’t hurt or itch to hit the old cow with light grass; it doesn’t hurt

The cow (bull) cannot be moved by the lamp grass

The beef tendon on the lamp wick cannot be simmered

The calf that fell in the dry well cannot use its strength; there is nowhere to use its strength

I lost the ox and chased the mosquitoes

I lost the ox and chased the rabbit, I don’t know which one is big or small

I lost a sheep and picked up another The cow eats a small loss and takes advantage of the big one

The calf kicks the cow's mother (cow), repaying kindness with evil; repaying kindness with hatred

Duan Gong (shaman) blows the horn, and the Taoist blows the conch. Each teacher has his own teaching

Playing the harp to the cow does not appeal to the ear, it is difficult to hear; it turns a deaf ear; it is a waste of effort; it is a waste of work

Reciting poetry to the cow does not appeal to the ear; it is difficult to hear the ear

Sneeze into the mouth of the cow (pen ti ) Bragging

Escaped the tiger and bumped into the bison. Each one was more severe than the last (a metaphor for the disasters being more serious than the last).

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Escape from the buffalo and encounter the tiger, each one more fierce than the other

The cowherd boy went to let the horse go into chaos; everything was in chaos

The fleas on the back of the cattle Arrogant

Cattle eating grass hesitantly

Cattle fighting to death

A buffalo treading on a scalper's footprints is more crooked than a scalper

A scalper falling into a mud pond crosses The deeper the sinking is

The ox cannot escape with a rope tied to its nose

The ox bites Coptis chinensis and endures hardships

The weasel drags the ox without knowing its own strength; it is a big fight

The big weasel plays with the buffalo but not the small one

The wind, horse and cow are not related to each other; they are not related

It is difficult to turn back when a mad cow gets into a dead end

The toad was trampled by the cow and was bruised all over its body

The toad jumped on the cow's back and thought it was big

In the farmland, the whip was whipped to blow (urge) the cow

The farm cow How can you be full by eating goat grass?

The tail of a cow crossing the river is pulling (zhu) It's a pity that it's on the cow's dung

A rat climbs on a cow's horn and thinks he's big

A rat drags a cow to a fight

A rat crawls into a cow's horn and has no way out; it's a dead end

Catching cows in the dark sky but unable to grasp the horns

The spring cows in the painting are of no use

I am used to seeing camels but cannot see the bigness of cows (metaphor for having too high a vision)

It’s a mess if you step on cow dung

It’s impossible to get the cow to sit on the bench; there’s nothing you can do about it,

The golden beetle (scarab beetle) drives the cow beyond his ability; Self-respect

Everyone works hard when climbing uphill; everyone contributes

It doesn’t matter if nine cows lose a dime; it is insignificant; it does not matter; it has nothing to do with the overall situation

Nine cows and a dime are insignificant ; Trivial

It’s too late to regret not seeing the roast beef after sobering up; it’s too late to regret

Bring in the ox and ride it on a horse; make do with it

Pull the ox in The mouse hole is impassable; it is impassable

It is impossible to pull the cow up the tree; there is no way; it is even more difficult

The thirsty calf cannot quench its thirst by looking at the bottom of the well

The toad is trampled by the cow and the end is coming

The lazy cow feces and urinates a lot

It is a waste of effort to straighten the horns; it is a waste of effort; it cannot be done; it is a waste of effort

The tiger eats the cow and has a big fight

The lazy cow and the lazy horse poop and urinate a lot when they work

The old cow poops and urinates a lot

The old cow endures the humiliation and bears the heavy burden when being whipped

The old cow sneezes (pen ti) and has a clumsy tongue

The old cow ruminates and stammers

The old cow is driven as long as it takes to drive the mountains

The old ox pulls the plow and the horse-drawn cart is full of energy

The old ox pulls the grinding wheel; slow work produces careful work; obscurity

The old ox pulls the grinding wheel and spins in circles

The old ox pulls a broken cart and makes do; slow; loose and loose

The old ox pulls the desk clock steadily and accurately

The old ox chases (ni n chases) the rabbit

It is insignificant to pull out the hairs on an old cow

The old cow is tied to a tree stump and cannot run; it cannot run

The old cow steps on the plowed land (f zi plowed land)

The old cow chased the car but couldn't catch up; couldn't drive it out

The old cow drilled into the dog hole and couldn't get through; it couldn't pass

The old cow drilled into the mouse hole and couldn't get through; it couldn't go through

The old cow has no way to get into the henhouse

The mouse bites the cow and makes a big fight

The lazy cow will not go away if it is not beaten; it is trapped

The old cow eats grass and hesitates

The old cow went to work and was led by the nose; he was full of energy

The old cow rolled and turned over

The old cow continued to poop

It’s hard for the old cow’s head to go into the soup pot

The old woman rides on the bullock cart to be safe

Steady and Dangdang

The old lady eats beef tendon without knowing the taste

The plow whip blows (rushes) the cow

The old cow gnaws melon without raising its head

A mouse rides on a buffalo. The big one is not as good as the small one; the small one can reduce the big one

Two cows are at horns and doing it with their heads open

Two cows are fighting and butting each other; Another collision

The old buffalo does not fit the carriage

The eagle is too greedy to hold the cattle in its mouth

Brother Wren (li o ge Wren.

The little bird) landed on the cow's back

The old cow drank water without raising its head

The old cow gnawed the ground and drooped (d

The old sow fought with the cow and showed his face Here we go

Lao Niu took off his grinder and idled around for a while

Old Niu followed the same old path

Lao Niu broke into a porcelain shop and it was shabby; it was shabby

The old cow was holding his breath and kept silent

The old cow fell into a deep quagmire and could not extricate himself

The cow was injured after being plowed and drowned

The old cow chases the horse and chases it away (ni

The leech got into the cow's nostril and it is difficult to escape

Buy the old cow and put the broken cow in front of you; just look at the present

I steal Pigs who steal cows become worse every generation

A horse bridle is put on the cow's mouth and it is a fool

An ox cart without wheels cannot run

Toothless Wife chews beef tendons in vain

The bison without bridle stretches its mouth everywhere

Donkeys pull and grind cattle to plow the fields, each doing his own thing; each goes his own way; each does his own work

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The horse bit was put on the cow's mouth and the cow was whipped

An ant grabbed the tip of the cow's horn and thought he had reached a high mountain

The horse fell down, and the cow was whipped on its back. Wrong; venting anger on others

The leech bites the buffalo's leg and never leaves it

Selling the cow and land to marry a mute has nothing to say; nothing to say

Camel in The route to the cowshed is wrong

The horse bridle is used to put the cows in a mechanical halter

The horsehide is twisted into a rope to tie the horse, and the cowhide is used as a whip to whip the cow into forgetfulness

Beef sellers are very carefree.

Covering the back of the cow with a rag to reveal the head and horns (feet)

The smacking head of the cow (z er tou teats)

Holding a mouse to pretend to be a cow

There is no news in the crowd of mud oxen; no news; no return after leaving

The spring ox in the New Year painting cannot leave (the plow)

It is a bit hard to do somersaults on the back of the ox

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A cow's nose is pierced and people lead it by the nose

The fleas on the cow's nose are arrogant

The use of bull whip (cow penis) to worship gods also offends gods and people

It is impossible for a cow to grow scales and a horse to grow horns; no one has ever seen it

A small crab crawls in the nose of a cow and makes a fuss

It hurts when a cow steps on a turtle and its vest is painful; In the heart

Cows eat the raw materials of corn (corn) straw

Cows eat grass and ducks eat grain. Everyone has his own blessing; everyone enjoys his own blessing

The cow eats the straw hat and gets a bad belly

The cow cooks the chicken with a small amount of material

The calf pulls the cart into chaos; pulls (zhu

The cow behaves coquettishly butts and butts; butts again

The day has come for the cow to be harnessed and whipped

Does the mushroom on the cow dung pile look good or not?

It is difficult to boil cow bones into glue

An ox horn on a donkey’s head looks different

An ox horn is sharp against a water chestnut

An ox horn is light when hung with straw

The tip of the horn is against the tip of the horn (point)

The flowers planted in the horns are not correct

The cow's horn (liu zhou stone wheel) is used to smooth things over

The oxen pulls the grinder but cannot get out of the trap

The oxen pulls the car and a strange incident

The Cowherd meets the Weaver Girl and they happily meet

The Cowherd makes an appointment with the Weaver Girl and they have a date

The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet once a year

The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are mean-spirited

The Cow Demon King’s soldiers are all kinds of strange things

Milk mixed with ink does not distinguish between black and white; it confuses black and white

The chicken rack in the cowshed is not small; it is such a big rack

The cowhide lantern makes my heart bright; it shines inside but not outside

The sound of cowhide drums makes my belly empty

A cowhide drum, a bronze gong will not sound if it is not beaten

A drum made of kraft paper is unbearable

One blow; cannot withstand the beating

The carvings on the kraft paper are mean

The flies behind the cow's butt disperse in a rush; they stare (ding) and do not let go

The cow Reciting rituals behind the buttocks of cows is empty talk

Reciting rituals behind a cow’s buttocks is a waste of words

It doesn’t matter if you pull out the hairs on the cow; it doesn’t harm the body; it has nothing to do with the body

The hair on the cow Countless

The two halves of the cow’s hooves cannot close together

The cow prince does not care about the donkey’s affairs

Hitting the cow’s body with the cow’s tail does not hurt

Cows, sheep, humans, and birds all find their own places in their nests

The bite of a gadfly on a cow's hoof is harmless; it is not painful or itchy

A green onion is stuck in the nose of a cow to look like an elephant

A calf learns to pull a plow and is led by the nose

The worm in the cow niche is forced to squeeze in (metaphorically squeezes in)

The ox pulling the roller is trapped

The cow stepped on the smelly winter melon and ran out of water

The straw bag in the belly of the cow and sheep

The old scalper in the countryside has suffered all his life

The cow eats bamboo shoots and is confident

Niu Duzi learns to farm and falls into a trap; he is led by the nose

The cowhide drum does not make a sound when wet

The boss of the leather workshop, the cowhide king

The saddle on the back of the cow is messed up

The calf pulling the cart is messed up

The calf fluttering at butterflies looks easy but difficult to do

Arrange flowers on cow dung The root is stinky; the root is unclean

The cow butts the head of the sheep and touches the face

The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are a perfect match

The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl cry and the Beloved Girl show sympathy for each other

Milk mixed with ink mixes black and white

Wear a cowhide jacket backwards to make lice walk on the dome road

Cowhide paste the window to prevent ventilation

Beat the cow buttocks The lantern doesn't work

The cow leads the nose and the horse grabs the mane and grasps the key

The cow is thin but not thin, but has a good foundation

The cow's hooves will show your horns (feet) big

The cow's tail sways on both sides

The cow's tail swats the flies by chance; it's a coincidence; it's just right

The cow eats the driver and is lawless

A cow cannot form a cocoon by eating mulberry leaves; it cannot form a cocoon

The calf catches house sparrows and is mentally and physically stupid

The calf is called Jie Mu (meng ignorant; unclear).

Cows plow the fields and horses eat the grain. One suffers and the other enjoys it

It is unreliable to keep pigs in the cattle pen; they can come and go freely

Cow hair, wool and donkey hair are all Born as a ruffian

A cowhide rice bowl cannot be broken

Ants crawling on a cow are inconspicuous

A cow cannot bear the load on a sheep's back

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The cow's nose rope falls into the hands of the person and he cannot help it; involuntarily

The calf pulls the rake and cannot be driven away; it is not good at it

It sticks in the cattle pen and opens the horse's mouth to kill you It’s hard to open one’s mouth

It’s difficult to open one’s mouth when a bamboo basket is put on an ox’s mouth; it’s difficult to open one’s mouth

Riding an old ox to chase a fast horse is too far behind (it means that others are progressing and developing quickly, but oneself cannot catch up.

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Both cows eat grass and dogs eat shit, each has its own taste; each pair of tastes

Niu Ding turned over completely

The cattle cheered and cheered before returning to the village.

On the day when an ox dies, misfortune never comes alone

The ox yoked the horse to death

The ox is looking down on you

Riding the ox The old cow is confused

Riding a bull and chasing a horse is far behind

The morning glory is playing like a trumpet and having fun

The morning glory is flattering and climbing along the pole

The morning glory leads the nose and grasps the key

The morning glory crosses the single-plank bridge and it is sad

The morning glory crosses the single-plank bridge and it is sad

The morning glory climbs the tree and climbs along the pole

It is extremely difficult to climb a cow on a paper bridge; it is difficult to climb up

Counterfeit artificial bezoar

Three dollars to buy a cow’s belly and it will make a lot of noise (grass)

Thirty acres of land and one cow live and work in peace and contentment

Three awls cannot pierce a drop of blood from the tendon of the old cow; its skin is thick

Using a bull's knife to kill a chicken makes a fuss over a molehill

The sun-dried cow dung is made by wenzhi

The tongue is wrapped around the cow pile; the tongue is twisted wildly;

The dung beetle climbs into the tip of the cow's horn and finds a dead end; the road is blocked

The cow head wrapped in a handkerchief shows its head

The thin cow wants to eat the alpine grass but cannot do it; it is full of ambition but not strong enough

The calf tied to the stake cannot help itself; it cannot help itself

The buffalo steps on the mud and drags the water

The buffalo steps on the muddy puddle (d ng puddle)

The buffalo is completely hairy

The buffalo eats water chestnuts ( bi qi) Eat without knowing the taste

The buffalo eats live crabs and has no power to use them

The buffalo fights and intrigues

The buffalo endures humiliation and heavy burdens throughout its life

The buffalo crossed the river and showed its head

The buffalo saw the camel and became half shorter

The buffalo was too strong to catch fleas

The buffalo walked into the elephant herd and became one shorter

A lot of jokes about cows and horses laying eggs

Killing a dead cow with a knife is superfluous

Sun Monkey fights the devil and beats you to the ground

Bamboo Shell The horns are just right

Tang Sanzang encountered the Bull Demon King with his tongue cut off

Natural bezoar baby bump

The iron-made cattle cannot move (plow) (metaphor cannot) Use force. Sometimes it means lack of strength. Sometimes it means being unable to exert force.

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The iron ox’s butt cannot push

The iron ox cannot drive the plow

The rabbit becomes an ox and gets into trouble

The rabbit drives It was a mess; it was a mess

The psoriasis on the legs was stubborn

Wang Mazi had cowpox and it was too late to regret it; it was too late

Warm hot beef and slow cooking

Carry the snail’s house on your back

The snail attends a banquet with uninvited guests

It is difficult to turn over when sleeping in a snail shell

Snail Climb up the grape trellis just to enjoy the delicious food

Snail race and climb slowly

Snail walk slowly

Without the cow, the dog pulls the cart and makes do

Without cattle, horses are used to plow the fields, but the materials are not used

The price of selling bezoar in the Himalayas is high and expensive; noble

A blind cow eats when it bumps into a haystack

A blind man herds cows Can't be loosened

Flowers are not suitable when inserted in cow dung; not suitable

The small cauldron wants to stew a big cow head, so big an appetite

The embroiderer loves needlework , the shepherds love their cattle and sheep and work together

Ducks eat snail food without knowing the taste; they don’t know the taste at all

Bisons that rush into the sea of ??fire are dead and hairless

Two cows tied to the same stake will get into trouble sooner or later

Two cows tied to the same stake will not give in to each other

Eat one bite of steak and chew more than you can chew

Winning a cat and losing a cow means a small loss but a big loss

It depends on how you brag about the hard cowhide

It’s no big deal to use a thorn to cone the cow; it doesn’t hurt or itch

It doesn’t matter if you have a camel It is said that the cows and sheep just choose the big one

Looking for the rolling stick and touching the horns of the cow, it came out of the sky

The Weaver Girl and the Cowherd were happy; a match made in heaven

Zhu Bajie Bragging and talking big words

The ox in the pig pen is superior to others

The loss outweighs the gain after catching the lice and running away

Visiting relatives, weighing the two halves of the ox's hooves (flaps) ) Zili (ritual)