Jokes in lyrics

The most selfish love: "goodbye to the girl of my dreams and goodbye to your shadow." If I never come back, let the moon stay outside your window. " (Li Chen is outside the window) If you don't marry me, don't marry someone else. Let the moon accompany you for a lifetime! Is there anything more cloudy than this?

The yellowest love: "You are my lover, a woman like a rose. With your red lips, I will die endlessly in the middle of the night. " (Dao Lang's lover) This is a true version of a pornographic film. At a children's program party on a TV station, the hostess asked a three-or four-year-old girl to sing this song. The lyrics came out of that child's mouth, which was really disgusting!

The most nagging love: "honey, you fly slowly, … honey, you open your mouth, … honey, you fly with me, … honey, come and dance." ... "(Pang Long's Two Butterflies) Do you think it's boring to do this and that for a while? If I had such a boyfriend, I would have kicked him out!

The meanest love: "I will whisper in your ear (to you) that I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, and I will still accompany you no matter how many storms" (Yang's "Mice Love Rice"). Rats not only like rice, but also like soybeans. Rats always like to steal things. It is more appropriate to use the analogy that mice love rice to keep mistresses. So beautiful mm should be careful. When a man says "I love you as a mouse loves rice", maybe he already has a wife at home!

The most cowhide love: "Wei, do you know how much I love you? I'm going to take you to the sky to see how beautiful that star is. I'll pick one for you myself. "(Wei of Huang Pinyuan) A person who is willing to pick stars for each other when he is in love will probably show his true colors after marriage, and you may have to pick stars for him then. So, when your lover says he will help you pick up the stars, you should give him a mask immediately and let him fly by himself!