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Complaint-On the Emotional Invitation of 1040
A year has passed, and I feel that 1040 is really far away from me. Especially when I learned that the team there was dissolved and they went to find jobs separately.
It seems that those memories about the chain that can't be kept suddenly become empty.
During this period, awkward pain was mixed with warm memories.
-Some rambling prefaces
As we all know, the first task in the chain is development. At first, everyone thought three people were easy to find, including me.
Although there is a writing method of market planning, you can write a bunch of lists. Classmates, friends, relatives, colleagues, many, many.
But it turns out that it is not that easy, and many people's markets will be jointly destroyed.
Because for most people, the chain is too terrible to say.
Besides, having more friends doesn't mean you can be invited. If you are invited, you may not be able to stay. If you can stay, you can not join.
Once you don't join, many times that market is basically difficult to move.
As a result, the list of many people is getting smaller and smaller.
Emotional invitation is also the choice of countless people at this time. Because, there is no other way.
If you can't call someone, it means you can't find the general manager. Many people can't afford to wait and spend. And the people above will promote development and people.
The unspoken rule in the industry is not to mention the emotional invitation to new salesmen, especially the invitation to netizens.
This industry is great and sacred. Everyone has only three partners. These three partners are lifelong career partners, so we must choose carefully.
This is what many people will hear when they look at the business. It aims to tell people who know the business that your friends/relatives put you in a high position and are willing to give you 1/3 opportunities. This opportunity is rare. If you are not sure, I am sorry for my friends/relatives.
But after joining, the salesman who has been developing slowly firmly believes these words, which are usually considered stubborn.
In short, with development, everything will come naturally.
Inviting netizens was despised by many people at first, and later it was their own preaching experience.
Without him, there are many netizens, each of whom is an independent market and does not affect each other.
The quickest way to invite strangers is to talk about boyfriends and girlfriends.
Men talk about women, and women talk about men. After all, there are many single men and women, and there are countless similar platforms.
Jiayuan Drift Bottle Game Association Weibo Momo? etc
However, compared with other groups with ulterior motives (tea sellers, platform childcare), the advantages of chain people are particularly obvious.
First, we don't sell any products.
Second, don't accept red envelopes, don't cheat gifts.
These two points are enough to make many people lower their vigilance.
# Girl Raiders #
Some people will use emotional invitations, some are single, some have boyfriends, some are married, some even have children, and some are divorced.
Prerequisites for Raiders: You don't need to be beautiful, you just need patience.
Generally, people will start to spread their nets on major dating websites, and everyone has their own self-image that they are good at expressing.
But unity is, strong, thoughtful, sunny and positive.
Naturally, everyone likes beautiful things, as long as they have an advantage in appearance. But it is the choice of ordinary people who look ordinary and have a particularly good personality.
When training, the most frequently mentioned words are, learn to shape your self-image.
In the circle of friends, food, high-quality life. Cute little animals photographed on the road; A table of good dishes cooked by yourself; When you see a good book, you feel the exquisiteness of the text.
Just like the people that stars like to set up, some are good wives and mothers, some are general attacks, some are foodies, and some are pet control.
Such a girl is always easy to leave a good impression.
At that time, every circle of friends was carefully crafted.
When selfies are everywhere and WeChat business invades, it is naturally a clear stream.
However, this is only the first step.
The second step is to pay attention to everyone's dynamics, which is the fastest starting point to understand a stranger.
Bad work? Being in a bad mood will be a good starting point for chatting. Many people have the habit of venting seconds, hoping to be discovered, but they don't want to be discovered.
This way of starting a chat will be more distracting than a census such as "Hello, where are you and what are you doing".
After all, everyone is busy now, and no one wants to talk nonsense with a stranger for a long time.
The third step is to summarize and analyze this person through a few short chats. Personality, hobbies and so on. Other basic information, such as where people are, work, birthdays, favorite things and habits, are also slowly filled in during this process.
Then, according to this information, do what you like. He likes watching football matches, so get to know it. If you like traveling, go and see more scenic spots. Like games, talk about games.
Doing what you like is the easiest way to get a good impression.
"Do you like this? I like it, too! "
The fourth step is to chat deeply and get to know what is deep in his heart, what he wants to say and what he really wants to do. Have a heart-to-heart talk and make sure that this person is conquered by you.
To be more detailed, it was sorted by industry and invited five parts. Happy door, overestimate praise, crisis, opportunity, invitation and so on. I have a bad memory, and I almost forgot it.
Many people can't resist the real use.
Boys can imagine having such a girl who is kind and considerate and has most of the qualities you like. She likes you, she understands your frustration, and she appreciates your responsibility. She is not clingy, not too cold, and you are always relaxed and happy to chat with her. Even she doesn't care whether you are rich or handsome, as long as you are sincere and responsible.
She will be confused occasionally and complain to you when she is in a bad mood.
Later, she remembered everything you liked. You've never felt so valued by one person. Or, you feel the heartbeat (high-profile inviters will walk like goddesses).
She said today was her birthday.
She said she wouldn't go home on holiday, alone.
She said she was ill and missed you very much.
……
Many people will go there.
There are also emotional invitations, meeting parents, so serious, will you still question it?
Then look at the business. I just want you to know what I do and get to know me better. You won't even give it to me this time?
Or, pretend to be a new person and meet a so-called boyfriend.
Success, tell him what I just want to develop now and talk about my feelings later; If you fail, pull the plug and replace it with the next one.
I am just a net friend. Nothing I've ever seen is really emotional.
In the eyes of chain people, this is work. Chatting, emotional invitations, all work.
Chat records will also be shown to others during the visit, so that others can help analyze them and give suggestions on how to chat next.
Sometimes when I am tired of this person, I will chat with a girl who has a good relationship on my mobile phone.
So for the boyfriend and girlfriend who became netizens, the chain they went to was hacked and they wanted to save their girlfriends. I just want to say, forget it.
# Boy #
Compared with girls, it is actually much more difficult for boys to invite girls over, but boys have more means.
Joking with Xiaofeng, almost all the boys in the chain know how to pick up girls. Married men also openly cheat and chat.
Yes, it was an affair. I don't know if I feel anything, but many bodies do cheat.
For the sake of girls' peace of mind, many people take girls to see their parents.
The advantage of the same five-step invitation is that boys can do housework, cook well, and come to love without shame.
For example, check the weather forecast of another city.
"Little fool, remember to bring an umbrella. It will rain this afternoon. "
This is a step higher than asking about the weather and not giving you an umbrella.
For another example, remember the girl's little days, give her brown sugar and put her to sleep. Generally, after that, another boy with a nice voice has an advantage. )
For a while, boys learned to tell jokes. Then tell the invited people one by one.
They will talk about their families, their responsibilities, their dreams and ambitions, and their expectations for life.
If you have a stupid mouth, you will talk more about yourself and care about you stupidly.
After the invitation, many men will basically share a room with the invited person.
This kind of situation is often mentioned by the invitees because they don't want to share a room with strange girls.
In a few days, men will show their cooking skills, put you first, care about you everywhere and think of you. Let me introduce it to you. This is my girlfriend.
He said, I hope you can understand him.
He said, I hope we can be together and fight for our future.
He said he really likes you.
If you succeed, I will tell you to get married after attending the general meeting, because I can't give you anything now. Some people will hide it from you. He has a girlfriend and he has a wife. Failed, it may or may not be deleted.
But the focus will be on the next candidate.
He said that when he likes you, he will cook carefully, ask what you want to eat and buy you food. When he really doesn't like you, SC won't refuse. But I won't be happy when I see you, and my temper will get bad.
There are many men who spit behind their backs.
There is an emotional invitation to get married in the chain, and there really is. A couple I know got married before they left, and the girl is going to have a baby.
Happiness is not happiness, I don't know. But boys develop well and have many family members.
And because of emotional invitations to break up and divorce, there are more. The original lovers, until the team is dissolved, are rarely paired together.
In fact, the old salesmen of the team all know how to invite men and women with their bodies. Although there are some rules in the industry, even though the boss has been talking about breaking through himself.
While admiring its rapid development, most people are also voicing their actions.
People, in the final analysis, still have a bottom line.
Ps: Sorry, my cat was still playing at one or two last night. I have insomnia, and my mind is at a loss. What a mess.
We can only wait and see.
Don't write too detailed routines, it's not good to be improved by people with ulterior motives, and more people will be embarrassed.
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