Find a long joke that two people talk to.

Pig A: Sister, have you eaten? Pig B: Yes, did Brother eat? Pig A: Yes. Pig B: What did you eat? Pig A: Well, what else? Hello. What does your family eat? Pig B: (dismissively): Wow! How many years have you been eating feed? I went to eat Japanese food today, which was called a cool meal. Pig A: I heard from the host that we are boycotting Japanese goods now. Why do you still eat Japanese food? Pig B: Boycott Japanese goods? Well, Japanese goods are just better than domestic products. How did you resist? Besides, do you know how much economic losses will be caused to our country by boycotting Japanese goods? Only those angry youths who are idle and know how to complain will take measures to boycott Japanese goods! I have no chance to go abroad. If I can go abroad, I will definitely marry a Japanese. Pig A: But you are a pig. If you want to marry a Japanese pig, how can you marry a Japanese? Pig B: Is there a difference? Pig A: Not much difference. But I said, elder sister, you have eaten Japanese food and your living conditions are quite good. Pig B: That's right. To be a pig, you must learn to enjoy it. Pig A: So, you are so rich, and you owe me money ... Pig B: Oh, what's your hurry? I didn't say I wouldn't give it to you. Oh, the richer you are, the less you want to relax for a while. The more you refuse to relax for a moment, the richer you will be. Pig A: But you're not broke. Why can't you pay me back? Pig B: Let me ask you, what's the date today? Pig A: No.31―― What date will you pay me back today? Pig B: Of course. Haven't you heard that I am a moonlight clan? Pig A: Moonlight clan? It's quite poetic What do you mean? Pig B: I just spend all my money at the end of every month. Pig A: So sunshine people spent all their wages on the day they got paid? Pig B: How clever! You have a strong learning ability! My sister is a sunny family. Pig A: Look at what you two sisters have achieved! Pig B: What do you know? This is called a new new human being! Old country! Pig A: Am I old-fashioned? I will never break the contract again! Pig B: Who broke the contract? If I have money, can I not pay you back? I am still a college student and have no financial resources at all. Pig A: Don't pretend that I didn't know you were contracted by your boss in your sophomore year! Pig B: It's personal privacy. Do you care? Pig A: I don't care about your shit. In a word, are you going to pay it back? Pig B: If you say so, I really won't return it. Why? Do you still want to arch me roughly? Pig A: Good boars don't beat sows! Besides, we are teachers, how can we be as uneducated as you? Pig B: Teacher? Hum, you deserve to be a teacher, too You made up a stupid book and forced the students to buy it, didn't you? It was you who advised the students with poor grades to drop out of school and improve the enrollment rate, wasn't it? You punished the students, didn't you? You too! Pig A (angrily): That's not as good as you, shameless pig! Pig B: What's wrong with me? I was admitted to the university with dignity! Pig A (sneer): Did you get in? The score of your pig test in Beijing is lower than that in other provinces 100, and the plague pig in my hometown can also be admitted to you! Pig B: You can't eat grapes and say they are sour, can you? Who says I can't study well? I'm preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination! Pig A: Just you? Postgraduate entrance examination? Test what? Pig B: A Textual Research on China's Ancient Literature. Pig A: Do you know the names of Qin Guan, Huang Tingjian, Zhang Lei and Chao Buzhi? Pig B: Well ... it may be F4. Pig A: I didn't even know that! Tell you remember, they are called "Four Bachelor's degree in Sumen", and their teacher Su Dongpo once wrote "Huangzhou good pork, the price is like dirt", which greatly devalues the value of our pigs and is our sworn enemy. You don't even know this! Do you still want to be a graduate student in ancient literature? Pig B: What does it matter? Now the postgraduate entrance examination is all in foreign languages. Miss, I am a Japanese major, so I have a lot of contact. Famous schools all over the country can take TNND where they want to go. Pig A: Just like you, studying for a doctorate is a pig scum! Pig B: I'm pig residue! You have no idea how popular I am now! Pig A: I know. Didn't you just participate in the nickname of super girl? Pig B: My name is really not that big. (Whispering in my ear) Do you know that all the "N" photos of "Sister Peony" circulating on the Internet belong to my sister? Pig A: Your sister? Didn't your sister hook up with a rich man? Pig B: What a rich man, a football player. Pig A: It seems to be the main arch of the national team. Pig B: Well, I haven't scored for a long time. Pig A: It stinks. It stinks. Pig B: You can't blame my brother-in-law. Someone in the team is playing black ball ― by the way, isn't your second uncle the referee? It's a black whistle! Pig A: Don't talk about me, your father is the head of the Football Association! Also, your brother-in-law was arrested by the public security bureau for prostitution. Don't pretend I don't know. Pig B: Then my sister won't leave him. Pig A: Why? Pig B: My sister is in the entertainment circle. It would be nice to have more scandals. Pig A: Was your sister's last boyfriend a singer? Pig B: Yes, the one who sings "Hum, Hum, Ha, Xi". Pig A: Is that a song? Pig B: What do you know? People are tired of listening to serious music. Now our pig's hazy pronunciation is the most fashionable. It doesn't matter whether the music is good or not. Record companies make money! Pig A: Money? By the way, you still owe me money! Pig B: Here we go again! Pig A: You have to pay it back! Pig B: (flew into a rage) You are so boring! Pig A: (furious) You are shameless! Pig B: (angry) You scum! Pig A: (furious) You are a bitch! Pig B: (angry) You are heinous! Pig A: (I am angry) You are a fairy! Pig B: (flying into a rage) You are a fucking human being! Pig A (explosion): You are a fucking Japanese.

I'm not swearing. Hehe, you can change to an adult. Sorry, this is the only one that meets the requirements.