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Family English joke series: it will always be me
A father said to his sons, "tomorrow your mother will bake a pie." Who will eat? "
The eldest son replied, "Dad, I want to eat it all!" "
Father went on to say, "I'm going to kill pigs tomorrow." Who will eat? "
The same son replied, "Dad, I want to eat it all!" "
Father added, "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the land. Who will plow the fields? "
The eldest son replied, "It's always me, it's always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer! "
It's always me
A father said to his sons, "Your mother will bake a pie tomorrow. Who wants to eat? "
The eldest son said, "Dad, I'm going to eat it all."
Father went on to say, "I'm going to kill pigs tomorrow." Who wants to eat? "
The eldest son said, "Dad, I'm going to eat it all."
Father added, "Tomorrow we will farm. Who wants to farm? "
The eldest son replied, "It's always me, it's always me. Let someone else do it this time. "
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