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Family English joke series: it will always be me

Family English joke series: it will always be me

A father said to his sons, "tomorrow your mother will bake a pie." Who will eat? "

The eldest son replied, "Dad, I want to eat it all!" "

Father went on to say, "I'm going to kill pigs tomorrow." Who will eat? "

The same son replied, "Dad, I want to eat it all!" "

Father added, "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the land. Who will plow the fields? "

The eldest son replied, "It's always me, it's always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer! "

It's always me

A father said to his sons, "Your mother will bake a pie tomorrow. Who wants to eat? "

The eldest son said, "Dad, I'm going to eat it all."

Father went on to say, "I'm going to kill pigs tomorrow." Who wants to eat? "

The eldest son said, "Dad, I'm going to eat it all."

Father added, "Tomorrow we will farm. Who wants to farm? "

The eldest son replied, "It's always me, it's always me. Let someone else do it this time. "

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