The circle of friends praised countless cold jokes.

1. How do you describe your cooking? Your cooking is delicious. You may not believe it, but the pot moved first.

From nothing at the beginning of the month to penniless at the end of the month, don't forget that your initiative is in vain this month.

3. When you are alive, be laughed at first, then laugh at others, and then laugh.

It's a grave.

People who love to laugh are not too unlucky, but I just want to know that if a person has been unlucky, he doesn't know how to laugh.

5. White cover

Three ugliness and one high cover.

Five ugliness and one thin cover.

Seven ugliness and one wealth cover everything. I am neither white nor tall nor thin, so I can only try my best to cover everything.

6. Life is not only now, but also a house that you can't afford and a salary that you can't afford to support your family.

7. Social status: Life and death friends are all over the world, and no one in the same city has dinner together.

8. Never quarrel with your parents, because if you win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will only be beaten.

9. Mermaids are fake, at least they don't exist in China history, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down. 10. Good-looking people will be inexplicably attached with many attributes. Smart, kind, lovely ... people who kowtow have one word: practical! 1 1. Being poor is not terrible. What is terrible is that I am the poor person; It's not terrible that a poor person is me. The terrible thing is that only I am poor.

12. We always think that the brain is the smartest organ in the human body, but think about it, this judgment is made by the brain.

13. Life seems to be

Practice three things: don't talk nonsense, don't spend money indiscriminately, and don't lose your temper.

14. When there is a million, reach out and ask heaven. I don't know if my salary can go up. Is my dream far away? I want to make a fortune by speculating in stocks, but I'm afraid I'll lose everything. Things are so difficult.

15. Endless work, lack of sleep, an unaffordable wallet, an unaffordable mink, earned 200 million in half a lifetime, once lost memory, once remembered.

16. I am who I am from the beginning of the year to the end of the year. Fireworks of different colors make me angry.

17. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. ...

18. Sometimes I feel ordinary, just an ordinary person. Don't be sad, there is still a chance to be special and be a special ordinary person.

19. If you think you are as tired as a dog all day, then you really misunderstand. Dogs are not as tired as you.

20. Many things in life will eventually get better with time. Like many people who were just fat, they became fat after a long time.

2 1. Life is like a pencil that is constantly being used. It was sharp at first, and then it gradually became smooth. However, if it goes too well, it's almost time to cut it again.

22. The more ostentatious a person is, the more lacking he is. When someone shows off their light

When diamonds are everywhere, it means that his family lacks lighting equipment.

23. I want to save money to buy a piggy bank, but I can't save money without a piggy bank, so there is no piggy bank so far.

24. It is said that girls with "Wang Fu Xiang" have one common feature: love of beauty! Because only Amy likes to buy cosmetics, bags and clothes, which urges her boyfriend to make money and achieve greater success.

25. What can move me is never rhetoric literature, but some unpretentious words. Such as admission notice, bonus payroll, large cash check and so on.

26. Someone said to single dog: Are you setting your sights too high? In fact, what you are thinking is: What do you want from your virtue?

27. I have a mortgage I have a car loan. Ants borrow in the middle, white on the left, good on the right, and relatives owe.

80 thousand, my friend owes it.

Hundreds of thousands, people hide, dogs bite, but not strong enough to survive!

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19 my new year's resolution is: people are thin and wallets are bulging! God, please! Don't make any more mistakes. It was rectified for me last year.