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"Little Black" and Dogs

? Xiaohei is an orphan who was picked up by his grandfather. Grandpa has a little black dog. Grandpa and Xiaohe said, "Xiaohe, you pick it up with me. It's your brother. " Xiaohei didn't recognize this as a joke, but he really thought the little black dog was his brother.

? Grandpa has a lot of culture and is a university professor. Gave the little black dog an ugly name, Dante. Grandpa was very satisfied, but Xiao He thought the name was strange, so he privately named the puppy Xiao He, Xiao He and Xiao He. Well, that's a brother.

Xiaohei is a string dog, smart but ugly. Only one kind of fur looks noble, black and bright, short and delicate. Grandpa studied Xiaohei for three days and nights, and came to a conclusion that Xiaohei may be the hybrid offspring of German Shepherd, Husky, China Pastoral, Bixiong and Du Binquan. Blackie didn't understand what it meant. He just thinks that "Xiaohei has an extraordinary history" and is a noble and famous dog, which makes his brother look a little precious.

? Xiaohe has been eating with Xiaohe since he was a child. When grandpa refused, Blackie made a scene. Once, grandpa said to Xiaohei in a rage, "Don't eat if you don't want to eat." Xiaohei was hungry all day. Finally, grandpa had to accept the boy and let them take a bath, sleep and eat together. Grandpa is very worried. Will there be any problems with this doll?

? It was not until he went to primary school that Xiao He and Xiao He became indifferent. "Little Black" ran to the school to pick him up. Blackie just gave him a cold kick. Xiaohei climbed into Xiaohei's bed while sleeping. Blackie cursed Blackie and drove Blackie out of the house. Xiaohei took Xiaohei to school and asked his friends to shoot. Grandpa saw everything. He gave "Xiaohei" to his relatives in the country, and Xiaohei was very satisfied.

? Xiaohe went to high school in the days without Xiaohe. At this time, he missed his childhood dog very much. I heard that girls like dogs. He asked grandpa to send the dog back, and grandpa didn't like it. Grandpa scolded him and said, "It has been given to others for several years, and you still have the face to come back!" " ".The little black is very angry. He smashed his job, broke the professor's glasses, tore open the professor's textbook, and finally went to school with the pocket money given by the professor. The professor had no choice but to have the cheek to go to the countryside.

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The professor was already an old dog when he saw "Little Black". The old dog was chained in the yard, and his drooping face came up again when he saw the professor. The old dog jumped on the professor and gasped happily ... The professor wasted his effort and took the old dog away in the tearful eyes of the little girl. The professor thought, Xiaohe must be very happy to see his brother.

However, it didn't. The old dog's fur is not bright. His drooping face made Blake sick. He asked the professor to buy a cage for the old dog. The old dog was crowded in the cage. When the professor is not at home, Blake won't feed the old dog or take him out for a walk. The old dog barks, meow ~ meow ~ ow! Blackie listened.

When he got there, he was furious and grabbed the bench and hit him. The old dog just dodged and brayed. After the professor returned, the old dog went to the hospital for an injection for three months.

? Xiaohei was admitted to the professor's university, but moved out of the professor's home and shared a room with his girlfriend with the professor's money. The professor asked him why he moved away, and he said he hated the old dog and the professor.

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? Xiao He later started a business. He is very busy. The old professor had to go to a nursing home. Dante is still alive. He is a very old dog. He was kicked out of the house by Xiaohei, sleeping in the corridor of Xiaohei's house every day and eating some garbage to make a living.

The security guard of Xiaohe Company suggested that he get a dog. Xiaohei looked at the German shepherd in the market and remembered that he had a dog named Dante. When he came home and saw Dante sleeping in his hallway, he was a foot. Dante was kicked down the corridor, turned over with difficulty, and wagged his tail happily when he saw Blackie.

The security guard is an old man in his seventies. Grandpa lives in the company and lives with Dante. He likes Dante, a docile old dog who understands human nature. Listen to grandpa very much. During the day, when grandpa is on duty, the old dog will lie quietly at his feet. When grandpa sleeps at night, he squats at the gate of the company to guard.

Usually Dante will squat at the door of the company after work, and grandpa knows that he is waiting for his original owner. Every time Blackie sees Dante, he leaves quickly. At first Dante would choke a few words, and then just watch it leave.

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? Blackie came home from work and met a robber. He shouted in panic and was finally forced into an alley by robbers. When the robber pulled out his dagger, Blackie trembled with fear.

Suddenly, "Little Black" jumped out of the alley. He heard the master's cry for help in the distance. He barked and guarded in front of Blackie. The robber has never seen such a fierce dog barking. The money robbed was not enough for the vaccine, so the robbers left.

The robber left, and so did Blackie. He started running without looking back at "Little Black". "Xiaohei" just sat quietly in the depths of the alley and watched Xiaohei leave quietly.

? Later, Xiaohei came to a big customer and ate delicious dog meat. The customer took a fancy to Xiaohei, the gatekeeper, and said Xiaohei was a rare dog fairy. He lived for decades and ate it to prolong his life. Grandpa stared at him with threatening eyes, and the customer looked at "Little Black" casually. "Little Black" meekly lay on the ground, looking straight at Little Black waiting for a while. Xiaohe looked at the customer with complicated eyes. He finally rejected the customer's request.

The customer still got the little black as he wished, boasting that the little black is tender and elastic, with texture and soft bones. Grandpa looked for Xiaohei in the street for a long time, and finally fell down on the street and was taken back to his hometown by his family. Blackie doesn't care where Blackie goes. He is busy welcoming grandpa's funeral.

My friend said I don't understand. Let's sort out the relationship. This is magic! )

Black and "black", identity exchange, black is not as good as a dog.

Grandpa Security and Grandpa Professor represent the existence of conscience. I define them as one person.

The client is just a melon skin. Ignore him.

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