Please, some jokes? It's boring, don't come

Little Master, here we come

There was a deep-sea fish swimming deep, and it cried as it swam because it felt so stressed.

Do you know why you feel so sleepy at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

“What’s funny is not the traffic light or the timing, but my countless hesitations.”

You say you like me, but you have to sleep in the morning and eat chicken in the afternoon. Peak match at night, qualifying in the early morning, how come you like me, why do you use the fifteen minutes of your suspension?

You say you like me, but you have to DingTalk in the morning, watch videos in class in the afternoon, take exams in the evening, and make up homework in the early morning. How can you like me? How can you use the ten minutes between classes?

If the whole world doesn’t want you anymore, remember to come to me. I know several human traffickers.

Life is like Angry Birds. When you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

"Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "It expands with heat and shrinks with cold." "Then why is there still as much homework?" "The quality remains the same."

Put the small cake Eat it after knocking it out, drink soothing Coke after the anger subsides, divide the sandwich biscuits before soaking them in milk, tell a joke and bite the ice cube until it makes you cry.

I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook its head all night.

No one is holding hands, so let’s hold hands

Why are you myopic at a young age? " "Oh no! This has nothing to do with age. It's because I blurred my eyes in order to look at things in the world lightly.

"I think you look like an ancient king"

"Who do you think I look like?"

"The King of Yue"

" Why? ”

“Cheap enough”

There are no curse words in the world. If you do more mathematics, you will have everything.

My philosophy of life: Three Farts Principle - It’s none of your business, it’s none of my business, you know nothing!

"A date?" "A date!" Such a beautiful conversation was actually used by the math teacher to factorize