A humorous joke!

In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet. You go to relieve yourself, fall into the toilet, fight with maggots, compete with excrement, and no one saves you. You die heroically, and you die silently. In order to commemorate you, the toilet is lit.

Agua broke up with his girlfriend. Agua asked his girlfriend: Do you think our relationship can be saved? Girlfriend replied: it is a key on the phone! Agua: Is it redialing? Girlfriend: No, it's speakerphone!

The man gave up his seat to the beautiful woman, and the beautiful woman wiped the seat with paper before sitting down. Unexpectedly, she farted just after sitting down. The man laughed: Miss is really hygienic, so blow it if it is dirty. . .

You are as gentle as the sea, as warm as the sun, as wide as the universe, as hazy as fog ...

In a word, you are nothing like a human being!

if you don't fart, you will suffocate your heart. Don't push hard, exercise. I'm going to fart, everyone. When the fart rang, everyone applauded.