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Interesting things in winter vacation
It's been some time since the Spring Festival, but the scene of setting off firecrackers at my grandmother's house on New Year's Eve still comes to my mind, because it's so ridiculous that I can make a joke book after reading it!
On New Year's Eve, firecrackers exploded one after another. Not to be outdone, I went downstairs with my grandparents and set off firecrackers after dinner.
As soon as I arrived at the entrance of the building, I was scared away by a loud noise. I'm not afraid of jokes, saying I want to shoot, but I'm actually watching others shoot. After a while, mom went downstairs, and dad just lit a bunch of big guns. What a coincidence. My mother stepped out of the building, and firecrackers crackled, scaring my mother like a gust of wind, and ran to the second floor in the blink of an eye, covering her ears and barking wildly. That speed can definitely catch up with Liu Xiang. Now let my mother take part in the Olympic Games, maybe she can win the championship. Ha ha! It turns out that mom is also afraid of deafening guns! Dad laughed too much. It's time to set off fireworks. Dad ordered some "little butterflies". After the "little butterfly" was lit, it ran around with sparks behind its ass. A disobedient little guy ran directly into his arms. Dad dodged left and right, but the little butterfly chased after him. Dad, it's time to practice the 100-meter sprint. Suddenly, dad got into the corridor. At this time, my mother and I secretly hid in the corridor! Dad looked at us and said jokingly, "Why does this little butterfly like me so much!" " "
Ha ha! Look, everyone, are you happy this evening?
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Winter vacation composition: 600 words of interesting things in winter vacation
The winter vacation has passed, but I am still reminiscing about an interesting thing in the winter vacation-setting off firecrackers. Setting off firecrackers is a custom in the new year, and it is the most interesting thing for us children in the new year. As it happens, we spent this year's New Year in the "firecrackers" of grandma's house. On New Year's Eve, we came to grandma's house and sat in the living room. My uncle was there, and after receiving several letters of interest, my uncle's children clamored to set off firecrackers. We just bought some guns, too My mother said to me, "Go up and play with them and watch them." I said excitedly, "Good!" In fact, I am happier than them. We quickly went to the rooftop and couldn't wait to tear open the plastic bag containing firecrackers, but I saw many kinds of firecrackers: cannons, bombers, voles and parachutes. There are also the most common match cannons and sand cannons, and there are also many fireworks. I'll ask them to light some incense first so as not to burn their hands when using the lighter. When everything is ready, we can start playing. "What should I put first?" I am meditating. Suddenly, my sister said to me, "Let's parachute first. I haven't seen it yet! " The other children agreed. "good!" I pretended to be a "king of children" and said. Then I put my parachute on the flat ground, lit the fuse and walked away. I saw a parachute, and it flew into the sky with a beep. It was a bang. The most interesting thing came: a toy figure descended from the sky with a parachute. It's like the explosion of a Japanese fighter plane invading China. Everyone enjoys this situation, and continuous shooting is in their hands. Let's play vole! I handed the incense to my sister and let her play. I saw her put the gun in the clearing, lit it carefully and walked away. "Field mouse" immediately began to disperse, scurrying around, flashing different colors of fire, but soon went out. I can't help feeling that although its "life" is short, it has also contributed to people and brought them happiness! I was thinking about it when my mother came over and said happily, "Let's set off fireworks together!" " ""good! "Obviously, they are impatient. In this way, in the dark, they walked and danced happily with their own fireworks. I can't help laughing! Because I seem to see the hope of the motherland flashing in this dark night. This year's New Year's Eve dinner with firecrackers is really full. I will come again next year.
Ji 'nan Liyuan School Grade One: Fu Yongqiang
Winter vacation composition: 350 words of interesting things in winter vacation
The winter vacation is coming to an end, and there are many interesting things to remember about it. It's really funny to think about it now.
Once, when my mother was cooking, she shouted, "Qian Qian, there is no salt at home. Go and buy a pack. " I said, "All right." I grabbed the money and ran to the front wholesale store to buy a pack of salt, and hurried home. Inadvertently, I tripped over a sharp stone, and the salt packaging bag was worn out and spilled all over the floor. I quickly squatted down to pick up salt. I picked it up, but it was dirty. What should I do? Just then, grandma Zhang next door took out the washed clothes to dry. I had a brainwave, yeah! Why not wash the salt?
When I got home, I took out a basin filled with water, put salt in the water, picked up the dirty things floating on it and cleaned them up. When I was proud, I reached into the basin and found that the salt was gone. I began to cry. "Whoops ... where's the salt?" My mother came to dry my tears and said, "Why is the salt gone!" "I told a story once, and my mother smiled and said," Look, my mother did a magic trick. "
Mother made a fire and poured salt water into the pot. I watched curiously, and soon a layer of white salt came out. I smiled and said, "The salt is out! The salt came out! " After a while, all the water dried up and turned into salt. I touched my head and asked, "What's the matter?" "Qian Qian, it's up to you. It's up to you to explore!" Mom said with a smile.
What an interesting day!
Liandu dagangtou school Wu
Winter vacation composition: winter vacation fun 1 100 words.
The tense semester passed quietly in the rustling of the pen tip, and the winter vacation came quietly with a brisk pace. My parents and I finished our homework as usual and rushed back to our hometown. Just got home, I saw smoke everywhere in the distance, and three people died in succession. It turned out that my three friends, Zhang Chuangyi and Zhang, came to visit me. Eldest brother Zhang, with a badminton racket in his hand and badminton in his pocket, said, "Liu Hang, let's go out and play badminton!" " "good!" As soon as I got home, I met a big surprise. I couldn't help running out at once.
Come outside, the weather is fine, just suitable for playing badminton. The first one is me dealing with Zhang. I threw the badminton into the air and jumped hard. Bang, the badminton spins, aiming at Zhang's eyebrows, flying like a tiger. But Zhang seems to have noticed my "first shot" step, only to see him deftly flash by, and with the help of my pioneering power when playing, he skillfully bounced the ball back at lightning speed. Wow! This ball is so powerful that it whizzes over my head and flies to a distant crossroads! Later, Zhang became braver in the Vietnam War, while I became more timid in the Vietnam War. I had to admit defeat to resourceful Zhang.
Next, I will fight Li Qifeng. This guy is amazing. I heard that he broke several rackets. Sure enough, Li Qifeng showed his great strength as soon as he served, and a dozen was tens of meters. In order to deal with him, I am willing but powerless!
Finally, I want to have a fight with Zhang Chuangyi, a sinister doctor, whose serve is unique. I saw a creative eye shining with sinister light, aiming at a wall next to it and sending it out with a whoosh. At first, I thought it was his serve mistake, but what happened later made me blindsided: I saw the ball hit the wall and didn't fall to the ground, but refracted in the opposite direction into my field, and I fell down! Dr. Zhang Chuang saw my posture and said proudly, "What's the matter? The title of the sinister king in my village is not a hollow name! Tell you, this is a super serve improved according to the rebound principle of strength, amazing! " Later, Dr. Zhang Chuangyi used all his despicable means to make me breathless and depressed, and was finally dragged out of the court.
After a round of competition, every game was lost without winning a game. I am not convinced. I have played many games, but I always lose. I sat on one side, wiping my sweat, recalling the scene of learning chess before. I was in the same situation, and I never won. But then I seriously looked for their shortcomings in playing chess, and finally broke those masters one by one and became the king of all the rage. Isn't it the same when playing badminton? So, when they play, I sit on one side and watch their movements carefully. After reading it for a long time, I gradually saw the doorway: L Li Qifeng lags far behind me in wisdom, although he is infinitely powerful. To deal with him, we might as well learn from Zhang Chuangyi's insidiousness, reduce his strength, and lower his fighting spirit, so there is no doubt that we will win. Zhang Chuangyi is insidious because of his lack of strength. We might as well take "body double" to deal with him, subdue him with Zhang's housekeeping skills and let him fall apart.
Then why did I lose to Zhang? I summed it up, because I was in a passive state from the beginning, and let Zhang foster strengths and avoid weaknesses in full accordance with his wishes, and I will undoubtedly lose. To deal with him, we should deal with him as he deals with you. From the beginning, we must strike first to be strong, and we can also win by adopting our own strategy of "being near rigid and far soft".
It's my turn again I did my best and succeeded according to the experience I just summarized. They admire my wisdom.
Today, I not only gained success, but also learned a rule: a wise man can rule the world, and cleverness can defeat martial arts, but martial arts will not reduce wisdom!
Shandong province Ji' nan Changqing district 5 th experimental primary school
2009 winter vacation composition: some interesting things in winter vacation 1 100 words.
The winter vacation of just over 20 days passed quickly, and it felt quite special. It seems that we should sum up this winter vacation and write something interesting.
1, dad is drunk
One day at noon, some relatives came to see us, and my father happily had a few drinks with them. It's not so cold this winter vacation, so I'm determined not to drink. In the past, in order to do housework in a very cold home, I would drink some wine with my father when I was eating hot pot at night, and then I would wash the dishes and brush the pot when I was hot ...) After dinner, he seemed to be a little awake, sitting on the sofa in the living room watching TV and eating melon seeds. Mother told him to take a bath at once, or the water heater would keep boiling hot water. He seems happy to agree, but there is no sign of moving. At the same time, he used me as a shield to let me wash first. Naturally, I won't give in ... so my mother urged my father, and then my father asked me, "Did you take a shower?" This kind of voice comes and goes at home. ...
After several urges, my mother finally got angry ... and I took a bath at the urging of my father. After taking a shower, I proudly shouted to my father downstairs, "You can't put it off any longer at last. Go and wash it! " "Dad reluctantly moved upstairs and asked me before entering the bathroom," Did you take a shower? "I have no language to tell him that I have washed it.
When dad came out of the shower, I was helping my brother blow out the wallet in the jeans he threw in the washing machine with a hair dryer. At this time, the most cold sweat happened. My father asked me three times in a row in twenty seconds: "Did you take a shower?" ..... When he asked for the last time, I silently drifted past him and shouted to the downstairs: "Mom, Dad is drunk!" Then go back to your room. ...
I wonder if dad will ask mom downstairs if I took a shower. ...
I vaguely remember that a long time ago, my father and my godfather were drinking, and then both of them were drunk ... So the former waved to the aunt of the marinade stall on the way back and shouted, "Comrades have worked hard!" My mother dragged me home at once. The latter began to dance in the house, and was dragged into the house by my godmother and locked up. ...
2. Mother and daughter cut notes
One day at noon, my mother cut olives with a knife in the kitchen and cut her left middle finger. The wound was serious and there was a lot of blood. Fortunately, my father is a surgeon, so I quickly found wine, potions and band-AIDS. After carefully observing Niang's wound, dad suggested that she get some stitches. My mother's timid character will naturally disagree. Our family collectively looked at my mother's wound and unanimously suggested that she sew it up. ...
In order to show that you can heal without sewing your fingers, my mother held out her right hand and said that one day her right palm was cut. At that time, she grabbed the cracked skin and covered the wound. Later, the cure effect was good. Then, the whole family collectively looked at her right palm, and sure enough, there was a small lump to prove the healing effect ... Then, my mother proudly said, "I just grabbed a piece of skin from my finger to cover the wound, and it will definitely be fine. I will never sew again ..."
So, this matter has come to an end. In order to lighten her burden, I went to the kitchen to help. As a result, as soon as I picked up the kitchen knife, my mother would say to me once, "Be careful, don't cut your hand." When she said it for the third time, I finally succeeded in cutting off the little finger of my right hand ... it was really miserable, because if I exposed my injury, I would definitely be called "stupid" ... so I had to carry my bleeding finger upstairs and wash it down with water. Fortunately, the wound was shallow and the bleeding stopped soon. Finally, there is no band-aid.
A miserable day.
Composition about winter vacation life: 200 words of interesting things in winter vacation.
There are countless interesting things in the winter vacation, but the most unforgettable thing is the New Year. It was a busy morning, and people got up after the bird asked Grandpa Sun. The market is very lively, people are talking and laughing, everywhere is beaming, the earth has put on new clothes, and it is as red as a red dress. Scratch, what's that noise? Oh! It turned out to be a "symphony of joy". The children's laughter spread all over the streets, and the market was crowded with people. Cars are running on the road, and swallows are hovering and twittering in the sky. What is it doing? It is playing a hymn of spring for everyone!
My mother took me to this busy market and visited my relatives. Relatives have a chubby little guy. She is very naughty. She has been patting my face with her little hand instead of cutting my nails. I played many interesting games with her, such as: cats and mice, monkeys climbing trees. ...
I can't forget this interesting thing.
Winter vacation diary 2500 words Winter vacation has passed more than half unconsciously, and my homework has almost been completed, so I began to recall and summarize what I did in a winter vacation.
In the third week of winter vacation, the jubilant Spring Festival came. Our family is in Guangzhou for the Spring Festival. The Spring Festival in Guangzhou is quiet and warm. The scene on the first day of the first month is very different from that on New Year's Eve: all the shops are closed, and it seems that the whole city is resting. If we eat the fish's tail on this day, it means that we still have more than one year, and we have good expectations for our life in the coming year. For me, the most interesting thing is to visit my relatives. I can not only have a delicious meal, but also get a lot of harvest! Is to receive red envelopes and full blessings from every relative. After dinner on the first night of junior high school, the whole family happily went to Yuexiu Park to watch the light show with the theme of "Colorful Lights Singing Guangzhou Love, Flowers Flying Chinese Dream". The most eye-catching light in the audience is "Golden Horse New Year", that is, the main entrance is decorated with this year's zodiac: horse. After the bright lights, the crowd became lively. The gate was ablaze with flames, and there was a festive atmosphere everywhere. People's faces were all smiling.
The last week of winter vacation, although very reluctant, came. This week, I mainly missed the homework assigned by the teacher, bought school supplies for the new semester and packed my schoolbag. The next time is free, thinking about what you can do, you can do something meaningful: just use this time to go to the bookstore to read more books and write more reading notes, so why not? Accumulating reading knowledge can prepare for next semester's Chinese reading questions. At the same time, buy the textbooks for the second semester of the first grade in the bookstore and preview your homework in advance, so that the next semester will not be too laborious. At the same time, I also made a study plan for myself for the new semester.
A winter vacation has passed, and I feel very full and happy. What I have to do now is to adjust my mind. I can't always indulge in the fun of winter vacation. What awaits me will be a wonderful new semester.
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Winter vacation diary 600 words
With the end of the final exam, the first winter vacation in middle school followed. Busy for a semester, suddenly stopped, a little uncomfortable. But the winter vacation is coming, and I want to make good use of this good opportunity to release the pressure of a semester.
I have been home for several days. In these days, I am thinking about how I will spend this winter vacation. Do you want to stay at home and watch TV like primary school, or do you want to make a new plan? Finally, I decided to finish my homework first, and then go to the Spring Festival happily.
On the first weekend of winter vacation, I finished the homework assigned by my teacher first. Although the teacher has assigned homework, he also hopes that we can consolidate our schoolwork for a semester while relaxing, don't play too crazy, and combine play with study. The teacher also asked us to read more books to prepare for next semester. Besides doing homework and reading books, I also insist on going to outdoor sports or entertainment every day to keep healthy and combine work and rest. In order to welcome the new year in advance, we started cleaning early, so the whole family moved together. First of all, we have a division of labor, and everyone tries their best to complete their own part. Although they are busy, they are full of warmth. After cleaning, we smiled at each other and became big cats. Looking at the clean room, I feel that I have forgotten all my previous tiredness. The cleaning left warm memories for the winter vacation.
On the second weekend of winter vacation, 20 14 is getting closer and closer, and the flavor of the year is getting stronger and stronger, and every household has begun to prepare. Our family stayed in Guangzhou this year, as atmospheric as the countryside. A year has passed, and New Year's Eve is a reunion night. We celebrate the peaceful end of this year and look forward to a good start in the new year. The most important thing is to have a reunion dinner. One of the most interesting things is eating jiaozi. When adults wrap jiaozi, they will put an orange in the jiaozi. Whoever wants to eat this year will be smooth and sweet. So, I was a little nervous at the dinner table. When I caught that jiaozi, I exclaimed, and everyone wished me progress in the new year. With the laughter at the dinner table, time is drawing near. Five, four, three, two, one, Happy Spring Festival. [Familiar countdown, familiar Spring Festival Gala.
Halfway through the winter vacation, I had a full and happy life.
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One thing in the winter vacation, 450 words.
One day during the winter vacation, my grandmother and I went to the melon and fruit stall to buy fruit. Before I came to a fruit stall, I took advantage of grandma's bargaining with selling fruit and looked around. Suddenly, I found a basket of pears from Huang Chengcheng near the plate. The seller is a young girl, wearing cotton-padded clothes, and looks like a simple rural girl.
At this time, with the bustling crowd, a middle-aged woman with lipstick and rouge came, and she was holding a little girl of four or five years old. Before they came to the pear stall, the middle-aged woman asked, "How much is a catty here? Is it sweet? " "One yuan and fifty cents a catty, very sweet." "Hum! Let me try. " The woman picked a big yellow pear, wiped it with a handkerchief and began to eat. "Mom, I want it, too!" The child raised his childish face and held out his chubby little hand. What can children taste? Nevertheless, the woman chose a big pear and gave it to the little girl.
The middle-aged woman wiped her mouth after eating pears and said, "Don't buy it if it's not sweet!" " She was about to leave with the little girl when the little girl shouted, "Great! Sweet, pears are delicious, not sour, and my mother loves to lie. " The woman was very angry and suddenly pulled a long face. She slapped the little girl in the face. "Wow ..." The little girl began to cry, crying and shouting, "Mom loves to lie, and mom loves to take advantage of petty gain. "The woman hit the little girl. At this time, the rural girl quickly stopped her and took out some pears from the basket and gave them to the little girl. Without looking at the woman, she pushed the car to another place to sell pears. The woman stayed there at once, not knowing what to do amid people's accusations.
Seeing this scene, I left two figures in my mind, one so tall and the other so small.
Unforgettable winter vacation 450 words
During the winter vacation, many things happened around me, some were sad, some were happy and some were unforgettable ... one of them reminded me.
It was a Sunday afternoon, and I helped my mother go downstairs and bought a glass bottle of coffee. I went to the supermarket and my hand slipped when I was getting coffee, and the bottle fell to the ground. Suddenly, I was shocked and blindsided, thinking: What should I do? This bottle of coffee is very expensive. I'd better take a bottle of coffee and run away! I secretly paid the money and left the supermarket quickly. On the way home, I took my coffee and thought, Go home and keep it from my mother. Anyway, no one saw me break it, but next time I go to the supermarket, will my aunt doubt me? Then I'd better not go to that supermarket in the future! But then I thought: no, my mother said, you should bravely admit what you did wrong. Honesty is more important than money!
I put the coffee at home first, and then ran back to the supermarket. I went to the assistant aunt, lowered my head, dared not look her in the eye and said, "I'm sorry, aunt!" " I accidentally broke an expensive bottle of coffee! "I took my aunt to the place where the bottle was broken and pointed to the broken bottle and said," Aunt, I will pay you back with my pocket money. " After a long few minutes, I didn't hear menstruation's reproach. I looked up carefully. My aunt smiled and said to me, "it's okay, I won't blame you." I'll pay for this bottle of coffee. "You are a brave and honest boy. It's amazing to dare to take it when you do something wrong! " I opened my mouth wide in surprise. I can't believe it's true. I thanked my aunt quickly and went home happily.
I will never forget this matter, and I will always remember it in my heart.
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600 words of interesting things in winter vacation
A happy and short winter vacation slipped away from us quietly, and we ushered in a new semester. The interesting things that happened in the winter vacation, like countless stars in the sky, are indelible memories in my heart. Every star is shining, and every past is unforgettable.
During the winter vacation, my father and I traveled by plane. A very interesting thing happened on the plane, and I couldn't help laughing when I remembered it.
Less than half an hour after the plane took off, the flight attendants began to get busy. They just send drinks to the passengers, then hot towels, and then start serving.
Because of the long distance and the long flight time, after dinner, many passengers took off their shoes, covered them with blankets, closed their eyes and fell asleep. The first time I flew by plane, everything was fresh and I was not sleepy at all. I looked out of the window from time to time.
Dad woke up and went to the bathroom. When he came back, he laughed me to death. It turned out that the plane was bumpy and the passengers took off their shoes under the chair in the wrong place. Dad was in a daze when he woke up He wears his own black shoes on his left foot and someone else's blue shoes on his right foot. Little did he know, so he sat in the chair and fell asleep again. I held back my laughter and said to my father, "Dad, look at your shoes!" " "Dad opened his eyes and couldn't help laughing.
We looked everywhere for a long time, but we couldn't find the shoe. Can shoes still fly? I was wondering, a female foreigner sitting in front of my father came out of the toilet opposite. When I saw it, my intestines were almost broken with joy. She wears blue shoes on her left foot and black shoes on her right foot. Father asked me what I was laughing at. I wanted to tell him, but I wanted to see how the sketch ended, so I said to my father, "Nothing, nothing, go back to sleep."
After all this trouble, dad couldn't sleep, couldn't find his shoes, and simply turned on the spotlight in his seat to read. I covered my mouth and quietly watched the foreigner's every move in the front row.
After a while, the foreigner leaned down, with a shoe on his foot and a shoe in his hand, and began to touch everywhere. At this time, his father was absorbed in reading his sage book, and suddenly someone grabbed his foot. The foreigner kept shouting, "Myshoe! Myshoe!” Dad was shocked. When he woke up, he laughed with the people around him.
Laughing the most joyfully, the most striking thing is a bearded foreigner who is more than two meters tall. He stood there with a big belly, laughing his head off. Suddenly, he only heard a bang, and the belt that tied his trousers was interrupted by laughter.
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