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Mo Bao, an old man who loves dedication, look here.

Qi Gong (19 12—2005) called himself "Qi Gong Ming's family" and was a Manchu in Beijing.

Mr. Qi Gong and his wife Zhang Baochen were arranged marriages in the old society, and his wife was two years older than Mr. Qi Gong. She is plain and simple-minded, and she doesn't know poetry and prose, let alone Mr. Qi Gong's favorite pen and ink and painting. She only does housework, but it is such an ordinary woman that affects Mr. Qi Gong's life.

Mr. Qi Gong has always called his wife "Sister", and this nickname has been with him all his life. They have been married for decades, but they have no children. After his wife died of illness, Mr. Qi Gong also wrote 20 "painful poems" for his wife. Although these poems are simple, every word is true, and they are entrusted with Mr. Qi Gong's endless thoughts about his wife. So far, the old gentleman who started work has never been married.

I was deeply moved by the noble character of Mo Bao and his old gentleman who started this work. I hope to share this article with everyone!

This article comes from China culture.

? Mr. Qi Gong's jokes about warmth and coldness

Mr. Qi Gong is a respectable cultural scholar and a lovely old man. These jokes can be described as "cold jokes" in form, but they sound warm.

? Doctoral supervisor/tutor

In the early 1980s, Mr. Qi founded a doctoral program in philology in Beijing Normal University, and was named as a doctoral supervisor. When greeting, a busybody often calls it a "PhD supervisor". Mr. Wang always said, "I am not a doctor, but a refuter." I will fall if I refute it, and I will fall if I don't refute it. "

You are cold, I am not.

After the death of Xiling Printing Society, Mr. Qi was elected as the president, and Mr. Shi resigned as the chairman of China Book Society. One year, the printing factory held a regular meeting, and Mr. Qi attended with a successor leader of China Book Association. When Mr. Qi spoke at the meeting, he naturally mentioned the "Xiling". Unexpectedly, the leaders of the Book Association kindly corrected Mr. Qi's mistake and whispered, "It's Xiling." Mr. Wang should answer: "You are cold, I am not cold."

Dumping seal

On one occasion, Mr. Qi wrote an inscription for someone else, only to find that it was printed backwards. The onlookers regretted it, and it was not convenient for Mr. Qi to rewrite one, so they had to comfort him: "Never mind, never mind." Mr. Wang just laughed and didn't answer, so he picked up a pen and added a line of small words next to the seal: "The seal is upside down and covered on the owner." So I raised my seat to celebrate.

Write your own epitaph

Qigong is humorous and humble "Middle school students, associate professors. Bo is not good, but he is not an expert. Although famous, it is not enough. Neither high nor low. Left paralysis, send to right. The surface is slightly round and the skin is not thick. Wife is dead, and there is no queen. The loss is fresh, but the illness remains the same. Sixty-six, not longevity. Babaoshan, getting together. In my life, I said I was ugly. The body stinks with the name. " This is a widely circulated epitaph written by Qi Gong at the age of 66.

? Reactionary slogan

After Mr. Qi's fame was greatly improved, many fake and shoddy works appeared in the market, even appearing in piles in the stalls of Panjiayuan and Liulichang. Mr. Zeng La, a busybody, also went to have a look. Once, Mr. Wang went to inspect the goods seriously, and the people accompanying him advised him: "Don't look, it's not true." Mr. Wang calmly replied, "I just want to see if there are any reactionary slogans here." If there is, it is really that I am not obedient! " "

Please come back after reading it.

An art dealer came to Mr. Qi Gong's house and wanted to get the old man's bag. However, this businessman has a bad reputation. Qi Lao heard about it for a long time, approached the gallery, turned on the light and asked the businessman through the door, "What are you doing here?" The businessman said, "Come and see you." Qi Lao approached the doors and windows, showed his body to the other side in different directions, and then said, "After reading it, please go back!" The businessman muttered awkwardly, "I brought you some presents." The old man said humorously, "do you still need to bring gifts to see pandas in the park?" "

? Go out and come in again.

A guest came to Mr. Qi Gong's house. After he sat down, Mr. Qi gave tea as usual. When the guest saw that Mr. Wang was old, he said nervously and politely, "Don't bother, I won't drink water when I go out." Mr. Wang replied, "Aren't you' in the door'?" The guests felt cordial.

? coffin

Once, a real estate developer prepared pen and ink for an activity, pestering Mr. Qi to write an inscription for the building. Mr. Qi's face sank and he said, "Do you have to ask me to write if you have a pen?" So you prepare the coffin and I'll jump in? "In short, everyone present is very happy.

It costs nothing.

One day, Mr. Qi Gong and his friends went to visit Wuxi. His friend bought a pair of silk underwear at a high price. Mr. Qi said, "Although it is expensive, it is really comfortable and light to wear." Just like not wearing it. " Mr. Wang replied, "I can get this effect without spending money."

? ferment

At 8: 30 in the morning, a friend went to Mr. Qi's house and saw Mr. Qi sitting on the single person sofa, having breakfast. I didn't wear socks on my feet and my ankle was obviously swollen. See a friend come in, slowly raise your hand to say hello. A friend asked Mr. Wang about his feet, and Mr. Wang said, "Ah, I can ferment."

A simple story, which solves the embarrassment, makes people laugh and warms people's hearts, is our Mr. Qi Gong, a kind and lovely old man.