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Enemy fear, dichlorvos, delicious and appetizing, you drink one, I drink one, drink a lot.

1, how can I have love and refuse to get hurt at the same time? Don't forget Cupid shot an arrow, not a rose.

2. A naked man was sitting on the beach when he suddenly saw a beautiful woman coming, lying on the beach in a hurry and burying himself in the sand so that the woman wouldn't find him. But the woman didn't go, but sat next to him. The man can't stand the temptation of the woman, and the bottom gradually hardens, exposing the sand. When the woman saw it, she wondered and said to herself, is this thing wild, too?

3. depravity; Life doesn't care how much you take, but the pursuit of perfection and Excellence in the process! Exercise is unbearable and difficult, but it can make the strong stand straighter, walk more steadily and produce stronger fighting spirit.

I want to be a wonderful flower proudly, a woman you are not qualified to have.

5. What if you smile like a flower without happiness?

6. How many secrets can a heart hide? I want to say too much, but I don't know where to start.

No one cares more than you, but you are not only interested in me.

8. If you can let go of the past, the past will definitely let go of you.

9, dichlorvos, dichlorvos, delicious and appetizing, you have a cup, I have a cup, drink a lot.

10, your so-called love is big enough to hurt me completely.

1 1, don't cheat others, because everyone you can cheat will believe you.

12, if you don't peel the bark, you will die; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

13, so your special love for me is to leave and hurt.

14, the school's duty is: he won't let you do whatever you want.

15, life should be clear, see through, not see through.

16, people are wrapped in cold, but their hearts can't be hot!

17, let me go on bravely in my own world.

19, mutual happiness, in the shuttle of time, everything becomes eternal.

I love you. I want to give you happiness myself. I don't trust others.

A copy of the first cup of milk tea in spring.

The first cup of milk tea in spring (I) 1. Chicken legs are added to the rice, and milk tea is the biggest cup.

2. Read a short poem and drink a cup of milk tea to warm your heart and body.

3. "I'm so hungry, have a cup of milk tea to pad my stomach."

A new tea shop opened next door. ...

If you don't have a cup of milk tea a day, no one will chase you all your life.

6. "I'm so hungry, have a cup of milk tea to pad my stomach."

7. Milk tea makes me happy

8. I feel so tired, it's just right to have a cup of tea shop ~

9. Milk tea is the source of happiness.

10. Happiness is a feeling, just like taking a sip of milk tea, which is sweet enough to melt at the mouth.

1 1. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the milk tea every day.

12. Don't think that my personality is usually not talkative, but no one can beat me when I want to drink milk tea.

13. I heard that drinking milk tea will make you cute! Like me.

14. Make tea in autumn and get fat in winter.

15. Always respect milk tea, with plenty of sugar, ice and drinks.

16. Winter has passed and spring has come. The happiness of making milk tea in summer is not far away, just like milk tea in winter and popsicles in summer.

17. I often think of my hometown. As if fragrant milk tea floated to my side, hometown, and followed my lifelong dream. When I grow up, I am drifting away from my hometown. My hometown's breath and melodious Ma Touqin sound will be my unchanging feelings for life.

18. Go shopping with you, drink milk tea and listen to music.

19. My rules are not high, just a cup of milk tea a day.

20. Afternoon tea, a dessert and a cup of milk tea.

The first cup of milk tea in spring (2)1. A cup of milk tea is a yearning.

22. Shu likes drinking milk tea very much. It turns out that what is too sweet is the drink in the world.

23. The so-called fate, copywriting is that I want to drink the first cup of milk tea in autumn, and you just have 20 yuan.

24. Drinking mineral water is tasteless.

25. Don't eat rice, but the tea shop can't help drinking it.

26. A cup of milk tea takes off happily

27. Holding hot milk tea, reading quietly with head down, gentle and beautiful side face.

28. Tea shop is a source of happiness.

29. I haven't had such leisure for a long time. I drank milk tea, listened to music and looked at the beautiful scenery outside the window.

30. Add drumsticks for lunch, and the biggest cup of milk tea.

3 1. Love can be talked about slowly, and milk tea must be drunk immediately.

32. Sleepiness is a good reason to drink milk tea!

33. Milk tea really meets the demand. It tastes good, the sweetness can be selected, both hot and cold, and the price is not expensive, which can bring happiness.

34. I like that you are too frivolous. I love you. This sentence is too heavy. I will take you to drink the first cup of milk tea in autumn. This sentence is just right.

35. If drinking water will make you fat, why not drink milk tea?

36. Nothing can't be solved with a cup of milk tea. If there is, then two cups.

37. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but when I received the first cup of milk tea in autumn today.

38. We often go to the tea shop together and order a cup of bubble tea without pearls.

39. "I am your what!" "You are my Youlemei" "So I am milk tea!" "Of course not, but you are only worth $3.50."

40. When I was fat, not a cup of milk tea was innocent.

Here's to you. I won't look back.

1, you said you were too tired to fall in love with anyone.

2. I am all you have, but you are not me.

The first thing you are tempted by is that I am getting deeper and deeper.

Here's to a glass of hard liquor. I won't look back.

5, you know my original intention, why not a little touched.

6. You always cry when you are drunk at dawn.

7. As long as you once let go and love me again, don't look back.

8. Love that we didn't walk together is doomed to be a scar.

I am most afraid that you will tell her our story as a joke.

10, you won't see your companions if you stay in the future.

1 1, saying that you can't give up and be swallowed up by depravity.

12, she said that she loved you dearly, so she covered her heart. I said I love you, but you told me to go away.

13, I won't come until it clears up, the rain stops and the wind warms up.

14, I also want to learn from you and walk away without looking back, but I am doomed to fail.

15, I waited for the rain and snow in summer, but I never waited for you.

16, why force a smile and pretend to be happy, why put on a mask and pretend to be kind.

17, how long will it take him to know how tired the people waiting for him are.

18, I don't want to lose him. But how can I save this story?

19, I take good care of myself, but I don't like laughing anymore.

20. How can I keep a good impression fresh forever? After all, enthusiasm always turns cold.

2 1, you shake your head, I wave, and this road of life is separated.

22. Try to suppress my tenderness that is about to explode.

23, as always, cold, gentle and not too cruel.

I don't know when I began to feel sad.

25. I think we are both stubborn and will torture each other with love.

26. I am not afraid that you will leave me. The hardest thing for me is never to hear from you again.

27. Don't say no. If we go back in time, what can we catch?

When we first met, no one would have thought that things would come to this.

29. Who can read this loneliness? The lingering nostalgia for life and death is doomed to vanish.

Thank you for taking away all my happiness, teaching me sadness, and then forcing me to be strong.

3 1, I don't want to let go of your hand anyway, although I am in pain.

32. It's nothing to wait for someone to lose. He has his own life, so should you.

33. The people who accompany you should be as happy as I was, indulging in your sweet words.

34. You came into my play, and after I fell into your game, the war raged and I didn't come back at last.

35, but then my feelings for you ended in vain.

I promised myself that I would forget you completely, but I didn't expect to remember that it was a prison.

37. God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.

38. Because I know it is impossible to be together, I will like you impudently. This is the most heartbreaking whisper of the summer.

I have a bad memory. Sometimes I forget your name, but I will never forget to love you.

I have nothing but an uncertain tomorrow and an unknown future.

4 1, how many helpless unhappy, how many no one can understand.

42. My self-esteem and cowardice can only accompany you here. I liked you, and this is the ending I gave myself.

43. I'm so sorry that you left me like this. You have never loved me, or you just want to play with me.

I want you to wear more clothes and drink less wine and go home early, but I don't know what identity to tell you.

45. I don't know what I am clinging to, but I know I have been trying to embarrass myself.

46. Which street were we walking yesterday? It doesn't matter if you leave today? The love you said turned into smoke.

47. One night, I dreamed that you were white-haired and said that you would take me to wander. I'm still with you, towards the distant.

48. Dreams that were once warmly woven have now piled up into empty cold air.

49. Love what I love, pick it up and let it go. The tighter love is, the faster it flows. Come with nothing and leave with nothing.

50. There is no empathy in the world. You feel that your heart is torn to blood and your intestines are broken. In fact, others simply can't understand it.

The first cup of milk tea in spring

The first cup of milk tea in spring 1, a cup of milk tea takes off happily.

I like drinking milk tea, but I prefer leisure time with friends.

3, milk tea in hand, happy I have.

There is no water in the office, so you can only order a cup of milk tea to moisten your lips.

I want to make a cup of milk tea so that I can be held in your hand.

Please introduce me to a boyfriend. I will steal his money to buy you milk tea.

7. Drink this glass of milk and forget the baby.

8. It's difficult to drink 8 glasses of water every day, but drinking 8 cups of milk tea only requires you to say I'll buy you a drink.

9. Let me say a spell that annoys you: make tea!

10, it doesn't matter if the object is not, and don't be sad if you don't drink milk tea.

1 1, people who drink milk tea should not disturb me who drink northwest wind, thank you.

12, the first cup of milk tea in spring is not important. If you don't make money hard, the first northwest wind will come in winter.

13, love is like milk tea, the first bite is always sweet, you get tired of drinking it in the middle, and finally the rest is thrown away.

14, it's too cold. Have a cup of hot milk tea. "

15. Even dreams now smell of milk tea.

16, in the afternoon, milk tea+music was very comfortable.

17. Go shopping with you, drink milk tea and listen to music.

18, I like drinking milk tea, and I like thinking of him.

19, make a cup of tea, and the handsome guy will chase you tomorrow.

20. Too much milk tea is boring. Three cups every morning, noon and evening is just right.

The first cup of milk tea in spring 1. Spring has arrived. Those who want to love you, please drink the first cup of milk tea, the first cup of milk tea in spring, and the second cup of milk tea with love.

2, want money, want money, have to make it so sweet.

3, harm, do you think girls really drink so much milk tea? I received my husband's first cup of milk tea in spring, made a ticket circle and gave him a bite.

My boyfriend invited me to drink milk tea first, and then said that the milk tea invited me to drink would turn into fat, accompany me for the winter and keep me warm. ...

Unlike you, I want the first house in spring.

6. I passed by without drinking milk tea. )ノ

7. The single king feels offended.

What I envy is milk tea, which is obviously a red envelope.

9. Isn't the first northwest wind in spring fragrant? What milk tea do you want!

10, is a cup of milk tea already in 52 yuan?

1 1, the first cup of milk tea in spring? Stop it, it has been forwarded, and now there is a red exclamation point. What should I do?

12, people who drink milk tea should not disturb me who drink northwest wind, thank you.

13, I am tired of the copy of "the first cup of milk tea in spring", but this will never affect the speed of my confirmation of payment.

14, I didn't drink the first cup of milk tea in spring, but I was lucky enough to step on the first shit in spring.

Who is still looking forward to the first cup of milk tea in spring? We are all adults, so why not do something practical? The first bottle of snow in spring, I will accompany you to travel around the world bravely.

15, it's never the copywriting that makes your nose sour, but the experience similar to yours and the grievances you have been holding in your heart for a long time. It's sadness that you want to say but can't say.

16, let others buy you milk tea every day, speechless. Think I'm right, turn me to 52, I'm thirsty, I'll have a drink, and then I'll scold after drinking.

17, the first cup of milk tea in spring is still in other places. It's so cold here that spring has passed.

18, you said you were thirsty, so I took out my only warm boiled water, and you said you only liked milk tea.

19, I drank the first cup of milk tea in spring, and also ate instant noodles and hot pot. Hurry up and organize the first beige tights in spring into super natural beige tights!

20. If you don't have a boyfriend, you can have a fashionable mommy!

The first cup of milk tea in spring 1. Holding a cup of hot milk tea, I smell the yearning in that fragrance and see your smiling face in that mist! Take a sip, full of fragrance and sweetness!

I heard what you said, just like a cup of milk tea.

3, a cup of milk tea, a kind of miss.

4, love is like milk tea, the first bite is always sweet, half of it is tired, and finally the rest is poured out.

I can eat glutinous rice balls like making tea.

6. Happiness is a feeling, as sweet as a sip of milk tea.

7, a cup of warm milk tea, headphones for half a day, looking at the group of laughing creatures in the classroom.

8. Go shopping with you, drink milk tea and listen to music.

9. Do you know? You are my blue sea and blue sky. What about me? It's just a cup of milk tea for you. Drink it and throw it away.

I like drinking milk tea. That sweet taste always makes my heart float and instantly softens to the deepest place.

1 1, the afternoon sunshine, the hot milk tea in your hand, your smile and your hug are all the warmest things in this winter.

12, teenagers * * * drink a cup of hot milk tea friendship, and agree to have happiness together, one day!

13. Today, teenagers are listening to A Xin's songs. Today, I am listening to the song of milk tea, single cycle, lonely life.

14, I took a deep breath to express my confession. The strong smell of milk tea with a touch of jasmine fragrance filled my whole body, and I was a little dizzy. Quiet, the whole space is a bit lonely.

15, you said you were thirsty, I took out my only warm boiled water, and you said you only liked milk tea.

16, milk tea continues to attack.

17, three cups a day is not tiring.

18, the first cup of milk tea in spring

19, it doesn't matter if the object is not, and don't be sad if you don't drink milk tea.

20, my request is not high, just a cup of milk tea a day.