Goodbye, Mr. Loser's classic humorous lines

Goodbye, Mr. Loser's classic humorous lines

1, Charlotte: Mom, my son is unfilial and can't wait on you until he dies. Find another one while you are young.

Charlotte's mother: Don't worry, Zhang Yang is a trustworthy person.

Zhang Yang: Raul, let's discuss each other later. I call you brother and you call me dad.

Actually, I admire you. It doesn't matter if a person is old and ugly. The important thing is that he is talented.

The young couple have been together for a long time, so don't spend the only passion on quarreling.

4, just a red light, give me whole blood.

5. Take the teacher's words as fart. How did you do that?

6. Qiu Ya is a famous beauty of our school; And I am more famous. I am a famous joke in the whole school.

7, a person goes to dinner, chicken feathers are classmates.

8. Will your grades be affected? Is there any room for your grades to drop?

9. Charlotte's life is very difficult. Charlotte was unknown when her father was born.

10, look at you, dressed like a feather duster.

1 1. Teacher: Why don't you sleep in another place? Charlotte: Can I sleep with someone else? Teacher: You think you are the principal and you can sleep with whoever you want?

12, Charlotte: I've been wasting my time, but I didn't expect God to give me another chance to be born again. So, I want to thank.

God, thank you.

Principal: You should thank the school, the teachers and the floor of your class is not high.

Da Chun: I think Ma Dongmei looks better than Qiu Ya.

Charlotte: When were you blind?

14, Charlotte: Sunflowers have a good meaning, which symbolizes always facing the sun, sunshine and romance!

Ma Dongmei: No, mainly for food.

15, Charlotte, where have you been these years? You don't come to the party every year. It's really hard for you to tell us all that even if we can't help you, can we still be happy?

16 yo, I'm relieved to know that you are not doing well.

17, what's the effect? Who is Dong Shi? Why frequent urination?

18, my father's name is Ma Dong. My father died when I was born, so my name is Ma Dongmei.

19, what time is it? I'm hungry because I haven't served yet. Fortunately, I'm wearing a waistband, haha. ..

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