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Dating password for men and women

1. A ghost knocks on the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians on the road want to die. 2. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves in front, and the waves in front die on the beach. 3. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, white in the southeast, northwest, and middle. 4. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and an iron rod will be ground into a needle. 5. You will never regret taking off your clothes and belt, but you will feel haggard because of the beauty. 6. There is always love in thousands of mountains and rivers, can you give me more? 7. If you are poor, you will live alone; if you are rich, you will have many wives and concubines. 8. The three stooges all have the same stink. Codes for chatting between men and women 1. The most literary code between lovers: "The moonlight is so beautiful tonight". This sentence was written by Natsume Soseki when he was teaching English. The students directly translated "I Love You" into "I love you". Natsume Soseki said that Japanese people would not say such straightforward words, and it would be enough to say "The moonlight is beautiful tonight". Now this sentence has become synonymous with ambiguity. 2. The most brain-burning secret code between lovers. Using word puzzles to express love is very good, but it is a bit brain-burning. I don’t know if the other party can understand it. The swans have flown away and the birds never come back. It is a waste of time to remember the past. The clouds are opening and the shadows of two daggers are under the moon. The water flows meet again in several places. The sun sets and the moon rises and people lean on the moon. Single nobles follow you. The hidden meaning is "I can't live without you." The swans fly away and the birds never return. The word "good" has no head and two people are paired together; the word "shou" has two more strokes in the middle (the two trees are not connected by the heart of the forest), and the combination of people and you is oneself. The hidden meaning is "I miss you very much". 3. The most secret code: Use code words to express your feelings, which others cannot understand. For example, if you use a nine-square grid to spell a long series of numbers 96246496649826, you will get the words "I love you forever". Wall, eye, knee are translated into English as "wall, eye, knee", and the homophonic sound of "9" means "I love you". These code words are applicable no matter what stage your relationship is going through. Which stage of love are you going through? Which code words represent I love you 1. English code words: wall in English, eye in English, and knee in English For knee, the homophonic pronunciation when read together is "I love you". 2. Chemical code words Os At Nb. For the periodic table of chemical elements, they correspond to osmium, astatine, and niobium. The homophonic expression is I love you. 3. Mute gesture: I pat my chest with my right hand. I make a fist with my left hand and extend my thumb. Place my right palm on the right side of my left thumb and reverse it clockwise. You point your index finger at the other person. 4. Character code %69%6C%6F%76%65%75. This series of characters can be copied and opened with the URL /s?wd=%69%6C%6F%76%65%75, and you will know the answer. 5. Mathematical formula: r=a(1-sinθ). The answer to this equation is called Descartes’ heart-shaped curve. What does the heart shape represent? It represents love. This story comes from the mathematician Descartes and the Swedish princess Christine. It is the favorite way of confession among top students. The dating code for men and women is 2. 1. The Yangtze River, the Yangtze River, and I am the Yellow River. 2. Sweet potato, sweet potato. I am a potato. 3. The king of heaven covers the tigers of the earth, and the pagoda suppresses the river monsters. 4. If you are strong enough to conquer the mountains, your energy will be overwhelming, but when times are unfavorable, your talents will never fade away. 5. Does the boss want to be jealous? Can you still be considered an old Westerner if you don’t drink vinegar? 6. Will it rain today? If it doesn’t rain today, it will rain tomorrow. 7. The dark clouds are cleared and the sky is clear. The mountains are high and the water is clear, and cattle and sheep can be seen. 8. There is no way out in the mountains and rivers, but there are relatives in the mountains and rivers. 9. The earth shakes the high hills, and the Western Mountains show their beauty through the ages. The door faces the sea, and the three rivers merge and flow for thousands of years. 10. Open sesame. 11. Kung Pao chicken, fish-flavored shredded pork. 12. Dongfang Middle School holds up tomorrow’s sun. 13. Worry and labor can rejuvenate the country, and closing one's eyes can rest one's mind. 14. The king of heaven covers the tiger and the cat catches the mouse. 15. When will the bright moon appear? Look up and see for yourself. 16. A plate of pork head and two taels of laobaigan. 17. The day is over the mountains, and the day of hoeing is at noon. 18. Pegasus Meteor Fist, give you a bag of salt. 19. Along the River During the Qingming Festival, the pagoda suppresses the river demon. 20. Potato, potato, I am beef.

Dating code for men and women 3 1. 240: Love you to death 2. 210: Love you 3. 137: Lifelong love 4. 241: Love you to death 5. 234: Love with you 6. 300: Miss you 7. 915: Just kiss 8. 360: Miss you 9. 920: Just love you 10. 910: Just follow you 11. 520: I love you 12. 200: Love you 13. 912: Just love 14. 235: Fall in love Me 15. 230: Love you to death 16. 530: I miss you 17. 930: Miss you so much 18. 460: Miss you 19. 780: Care about you 20. 619: Until forever 21. 917: I want to kiss you 22. 230 : Falling in love with you 23, 609: To forever 24, 721: Dear 25, 721: Dear you 26, 147: Love for a lifetime 27, 521: I do 28, 235: If I want you to date a man and woman, the password for dating is 4 1, 203334: Love you for three lives and three lives 2, 21161: Love you for ten thousand years 3, 207374: Love you for seven lives and seven lives 4, 20863: Love you for the next life 5, 1711: Wholeheartedly 6, 5843344521: I swear that I will love you for all my life 7, 21863: Love you in the next life 8. 5203344: I love you in the next life 9. 1920: Still love you 10. 706519184: Please let me rely on you forever 11. 25873: Love me in this life 12. 775885: Kiss me and hug me 13. 330335 : Think about you, think about me 14. 2925184: Love means loving me forever 15. 518720: I love you forever 16. 25184: Love me forever 17. 51120: I still love you 18. 51095: I want you to marry me 19. 460: Miss you 20, 5630: I miss you 21, 5420: I only love you 22, 93110: I really want to see you 23, 53406: I miss you so much 24, 14517: You are my oxygen 25, 745421: Actually I love you 26. 32012: Miss your love 27. 257534: Love me and kiss me three times 28. 91201314: I will love you forever 29. 1799: Let’s walk together 30. 5213344587: I will love you forever and ever 31. 14527: You are my beloved wife 32, 5490: I will find you 33, 51930: I still miss you 34, 1573: Love you forever 35, 21999: Love you for a long time 36, 4422335: Think of me all the time 37, 609: To eternity 38. 556520: I can’t help but love you 39. 20999: Love you for a long time 40. 530184: I miss you forever 41. 70: Kiss you