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Do you know the rules to prevent bad taste at class reunion?
Recently, a preview of the strongest class reunion in history detonated the lush feelings of the majority of students. With the coming of the Spring Festival, those urban white-collar workers Andy, William and Jessica will return to their hometown, Cui Hua, Daniel and Zhang. In addition to family questioning and wonderful blind date, they also have class reunions in primary schools, middle schools and universities. This party notice seems to have introduced a clean stream to the stale class reunion season. Wait, although this notice hit the nail on the head, it only technically prevented those possible forcible phenomena. Don't drive a luxury car, wear a watch, wear mink, bask in power, authority, and brag about your status. These can only prevent technical aspects, but not fundamentals. How to effectively prevent reunion clothes from going stale?
First, the reasons for the bad taste of class reunion
Once upon a time, the reunion of classmates changed from a good time of remembering friendship, thanking teachers and increasing feelings to a contest of showing off wealth, power, fame and happiness, kidnapping friendship and polluting it. Why is this? For 5,000 years, people in China have never jumped out of this yoke. China's theory of class differentiation circulating on the Internet is nothing new. Relatively speaking, the purer relationship is the mutual affection between classmates. Therefore, people are willing to attend class reunion because they want to go back to the most cherished lush years and relive the purest classmate friendship. On the contrary, the reunion has become a collective appearance with the biggest contrast from quantitative change to qualitative change. It turned out that a starting line that everyone brushed together began to divide five years after graduation and entered the workplace. 10 is a watershed, and it has grown bigger and solidified in 20 years. Coupled with the influence of stinky tofu culture in the society, the reunion has become more and more stale and has become a miscellaneous sauce store.
The picture comes from the internet.
Second, we should distinguish five kinds of people and prescribe the right medicine.
Class reunion is mainly divided into five levels. The first category is local officials, such as county heads, bureau heads, bureau heads and mayors. The second category is local tyrants, presidents of listed companies, bosses of startup companies, nouveau riche who run pig farms and local entrepreneurs who come back from all over the country; Third-class officials are small officials with real power, such as the director of police station, the principal of primary school, the director of middle school enrollment office and the director of hospital surgery, who can do things that money can't do; The fourth kind of people are big white-collar workers in big cities, civil servants in small places and employees in small enterprises. These two types of people are actually at the same level. Urban white-collar workers have high wages, but local employees have houses and cars; The fifth category is local students who don't mix well, especially the grass-roots subordinates of small officials. These five people sit at the same table. Without a complete set of anti-camouflage instructions, the party will almost be an inevitable ending.
Third, we must prevent deep-seated injuries.
The first is to prevent the topic from showing off. As soon as some people open their mouths, the gap opens. Some people keep their mouths shut about venture capital, tuyere and IPO. Some people talk about mountaineering, diving and marathon. Some people just mention Dior, donkey brand and Chanel and immediately throw a bunch of classmates out of a few streets.
The second is to prevent the gas field from showing off. Venue layout. Students in higher vocational colleges may arrange guest houses for local reception leaders, and a group of waiters respectfully congratulate the students for bringing them, so that the sense of dignity on the tall floor emerges from under the marble floor. Local tyrants may be arranged in five-star hotels and will yell at the hotel manager, which is unstoppable.
The third is to prevent real power from showing off. After eating and drinking enough, local power groups don't easily sign the bill in front of all the students, and the heroic feeling of stamping their feet arises spontaneously. The local deacon with real power told his classmates to leave and let them come and pay the bill. That son of Lao Tzu's killing energy is enough for him to remember for three days. Some students who are doing well in the local area told their classmates in other places, especially those from Beijing, Guangzhou, the United States, Canada and Australia, that you can come to me if you have anything at home. The style that can settle everything and take charge of the overall situation is enough to make people respect.
Class reunion may be the best or the worst. Therefore, it should be stated in advance in the notice of the class reunion: I don't care about your rank, your rank, your money, your fame and your success. Only our classmates can call you by your first name! Tear off the disguise, put down the shelf, put aside the inferiority complex, pay off the debt, laugh and cry unscrupulously, sing and jump whenever you want, let's go back to the lush years, even for a moment.
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