Tell a joke that makes me laugh! ! Very funny

1. A pair of twins who were still in their mother's womb were quarreling inside. They both wanted to go out first, because the one who went out first became the elder brother. At this moment, a voice sounded, 'Shh...' The two twins were quarreling. Someone whispered, 'Dad is coming in'...

2. A group of martial arts school students were about to graduate. The teacher warned them: "After you go out, you must not compete with economists, because they all have a problem." Only invisible hands.”

3. It’s past 11 o’clock when I get home, eat, and drink some soy milk as a midnight snack.

I’m lying in bed with soreness in my back.

My wife tickles me with her feet and rubs me with her legs, but she just doesn’t want to move

But she may be too tired and can’t sleep

At around 12 o'clock, I took my phone and checked the time.

As soon as the screen lit up,

Immediately, a resentful voice floated over: You would rather play with your phone than with me. ? !

4. A: Have you met my new secretary? B: Yes, she is so beautiful. A: Let me tell you, she is a robot. B: Really?! It’s incredible. What can she do? A: Press her left breast and she will take notes. Press her right breast and she will type at a speed of 185 letters per minute. If you do that with her, haha, it’s more exciting than a real person! B: It sounds great! A: But I almost got hurt once... B: What’s wrong? A: I didn’t expect her butt to be a pencil sharpener Knife!