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Urgent for funny answers to questions!

1. Aliens attack the earth.

2. It looks even scarier than dinosaurs.

3. Happy Ferris wheel, free as you like ~!

4. when I was in my mother's belly, it was probably the place that impressed me the most ~!

If I'm unhappy, I'll eat hard. I'll make her happy. I'd better take him to Mars.

6. Are you dead? Buy you a tomb, dig a hole, bury some soil, is it enough to observe silence for 3 minutes?

7. Don't ask me what color I like, I'm color blind ~!

8. Think of my ancestors ~!

9. Go to the amusement park ~!

10. I was killed by a car when I went out, killed by lightning when it rained, and stabbed to death when I ate fish!

1 1. I will change, too, and change to a better person than the one I love now. I am so angry with her ~!

12. Look at what she said. If she and I are friends, I will be friends too. If she wants to be friends with me, I won't be friends ~! Hey hey, angry with her ~!

13.52 1+365=886

14. Well, be friends and have fun. If you don't like it, you just don't like it ~ Trust your first feeling ~!

15. Our old faces

16. Impossible, how boring. Staring at her old face every day is boring.

17. With parents, don't jump out of the stone like a monkey ~!

18. If you stay, you will die ~!

You are so talented ~!