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Why is the history of Koreans so tragic?

South Korea is our fragile neighbor and is good at distorting history and creating it. A Korean netizen complained that his motherland was very shabby and had no glorious history, and as a result, he was badly scolded. The following are the original words of this netizen, because it is crazy to poke their weakest nerve. Keep reading. (Han takes up too much space, is he dizzy? What's the trick? What happened to the oxime blowing? /p & gt;

Korean translation:

If you think about it calmly, is the history of our country really something to be proud of? Even the territory of Koguryo is only110 or even1100 compared with the conquered area of various empires in history. Look at the map of the world and you will know how shabby Koguryo's territory is.

Of course, Goguryeo's resistance to the Sui and Tang Dynasties was great, but the result was still destroyed. Silla has been unable to expand its territory since reunification and has been bullied for a long time. Because of the great cause, China was not only regarded as the country of parents for five thousand years, but also our king kowtowed to the portrait of Emperor China. Although you can comfort yourself culturally, it is also an imitation of what China gave you. Until modern times, the differences between China culture and Korean culture could not be separated at all.

As soon as I said, it was a gross violation in South Korea, and I immediately poked at the fragile self-esteem of Korean netizens and abused them, saying that the Republic of Korea did not imitate China, that South Korea had a vast territory, and that it had only lost once in the ancient war, and that it was already among the top 5% people in the world when it was born. Let's see what they said.

Being born in the Republic of Korea means that you have entered the top 5% society in the world. Don't talk nonsense if you don't know anything. Bian Xiao can't vomit ... It's the first time to see someone lift himself so high. Fortunately, I was not born in that country, so I don't need to post a question: Why is the history of our country so tragic? The following are the views of our netizens in China.

1. It's so sad to see! It's so sad that I want to cry ~ I hope you will stop mocking Koreans in the future.

If everyone can read ancient Korean literature, they will feel more inferior. At that time, they will know that Koguryo, which they are proud of, is completely different from their real ancestor Korea.

3. It suddenly occurred to me that I only lost one battle in 100, and I don't want to say that all the other 99 wars were voluntary surrenders ~ \ (o)/~

I hope to see Korea come in after serious discussion, but it has gained a firm foothold. It is really the largest country in the universe with a long history. As a China person, I really think Koreans are so nice, really.

5. The endless history of the stick and the endless future of the third brother.

6. "Mom, is the Taiji flag from China?" Mom: I don't know.

Just look at the joke. I wish you happy every day and pay attention to the quilt.