Interesting greetings between lovers

1, I can't eat in the morning because I miss you; I can't eat at noon because I miss you more; I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily; I can't sleep at night because I am hungry. Happy Valentine's Day.

2. In the past, it was called loneliness; Now, it is called happiness; Tomorrow is called expectation; Always called sex; Wandering, vast sea of people; Wait, the epiphyllum will bloom again; Life is wonderful because of you; Love you, now!

3. The wonders of Chinese characters taught by teachers to foreign students: crooked is incorrect; Prisoners are prisoners! The teacher asked the students: What is the symbolic explanation of the word donkey? ! Student: Donkeys are horses with hukou! .

4, don't be crazy with me, easy to die, don't pretend with me, easy to get hurt, you are alone, you can't do it alone, I let you be Zhang Haidi! Or hammer you into a mummy!

In this affectionate season, I really want to send you a bunch of blooming roses and countless blessings! May the fragrance of this rose faintly exude tender care and thoughts for you, and have a happy Valentine's Day.

6. Please read aloud in ascending and descending tones: mud is the nest! Mud is the dream of bird's nest. I looked at the mud gloomily, and I wanted to say to the mud: I love the mud! Happy Valentine's Day.

7. Grandma and granddaughter are in the clinic. The doctor said to the beautiful girl, untie your clothes. No, doctor, the old lady said, I am a patient. Doctor: Then stick out your tongue. Happy Valentine's Day.

Brother Qiang said to the girl he just met at the dance, shall I take you home after the dance? I promise not to touch you! Girl with a wink: Then I think you'd better not see me off.

9, my hand is willing to put in your hand, shaking hands is as sweet as honey; My wish depends on your heart. My soul mate will never change. My eyes are willing to look at your eyes, looking at tenderness, and time and space will stop. Valentine's Day is here, I wish you happiness.

John often takes a flower cat to the classroom. One day, the animal teacher asked him: Why doesn't the cat make a sound when it walks? John answered at once, isn't it obvious? The cat doesn't wear wooden slippers.

1 1. After getting along these days, I feel like a deer in front of you. I want to confess, but I'm afraid you won't accept it. I can't control my inner feelings. I really like your mobile phone. Do you want to sell 20 yuan?

12, men in the world are heartless, sweet words deceive people, face women carefully, love words are false, they are tempted when they see beautiful women, and then they change their minds when they get them! Alas! Men have no conscience, women should be careful!

13, the husband and wife quarreled, the wife was a bitch and cursed a lot of dirty words; Husband is a professor and won't swear, but he can't bear to part with it, so he shouts: ditto, ditto!

14, if you are chasing your star, if you are accompanying your planet, if you are waiting for your comet, you will live and die with you! But you are a gorilla! Look, you have to buy tickets!

15, if being handsome is a mistake, I am all wet. If being loved is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, alas! It's hard to be a man! You are fine, yes, you are innocent. I envy you!

16, Tang Priest wishes you a happy life, Wukong wishes you good health, Friar Sand wishes you good luck, Bajie, are we all so concerned about you, happy?

17, I am the one who loves you! Protect you from the wind and rain; Drive away the sadness for you. When I miss you, my chest is warm; When you don't want to, just keep it in your heart. Miss you, want to enter the heart; Love you deeply.

18, women are ice, but water is colder than water for them. You can warm them, but after being warmed by you, they will turn into water and flow away! So you can't be too nice to women!

19, how many times have I told you not to go out at night, but you just don't listen. No, I came to my dream again last night and didn't want to wake up!

20. The little fish asked his mother: Why do scorpions wear handcuffs? Mother Fish replied: He was caught gambling! Fish asked: Then why did you catch dung beetles? Mother Fish replied: Hum! He pushes a shit ball every day, but secretly gambles!

2 1, looking at the roses all over the street, I think of you; Bitter chocolate reminds me of you; When I opened the Valentine's card whose signature was not yours, I thought of you again. How I want to ask you gently, how was your Valentine's Day?

22. At the station of time, I want to make a wish, which is forever; In the harbor of love, I will send a hope called sincerity. On this Valentine's Day, I will spend my true feelings with you. Our friendship will always be accompanied by sincerity.

23. I want to send you a bunch of roses, but I have no money; I want to send you chocolate every day, but I'm afraid you will hit me if you eat too much meat, so I can only send you a message today to wish you a happy Valentine's Day.

24. The husband and wife played mahjong with the gang, discussing how to look at their wives and how to act with their eyes. When playing cards, I saw my wife suddenly cheating, and my husband was busy asking for 80 thousand yuan. And they gave someone a gun! Husband doesn't understand? The wife shouted angrily, I want a fucking chicken!

25. Spring is gone, time waits for no one, and troubles are everywhere; While you are young and loved, hurry up to date and fall in love, and show your youthful vitality. Don't be afraid that love will fail You are Dong Fangbubai. I wish you puppy love, hehe.

26.a: What do you mean by postdoctoral? You don't know either? It's the doctor's wife. A: why? B: Because the emperor's wife is called the queen, the king's wife is called the queen, and the doctor's wife is of course called the postdoctoral fellow!

27. Be careful! There's someone behind! Don't listen to me in panic. First, slowly lift your left hand to sweep your shoulders, and then slowly lift your right hand to do the same. All right, dandruff has been dusted off. Happy Valentine's Day.

28. When I have the right, let the Forbidden City be your bedroom, Shenzhou VI be your special plane, China Grand Theatre be your karaoke room, and Hangzhou West Lake be your swimming pool. Isn't that interesting? Happy Valentine's Day.

Neighbor: Were you drunk again last night? Lao Wang: How do you know? Neighbor: My cat ate your vomit and hasn't woken up yet!

I must take all kinds of precautions to avoid pregnancy. A wife whispered to her neighbor, didn't you say that your husband can't have children? Yes, that's why I have to be very careful

3 1. The old man confessed to his wife before he died. I once had an affair. Please forgive me! The old lady said, come on, what's the big deal. You don't even look at our children. Which one looks like you?

32. In spring, we sow sincere friendship; In summer, we take off bright happiness; In autumn, we harvest sincere friendship; In winter, we cherish our long-term feelings! Have a happy day!

33. I would like to meet the romance between Romeo and Juliet, feel the love of broken blue bridge, bid farewell to the thoughts of being in the mood for love, write a love letter to you on Roman holiday, and wait for my happy Huang Shoupa. Love can watch chat while reading text messages.

34. You have a two-digit number in mind, then multiply 52.8 by 5 and subtract 3.9343, and then divide it by 0.5 and subtract ten times the two-digit number you have in mind. That's what I want to tell you!

Although this season is better than the cold, how can a happy smile make the cold freeze? Don't let your mood be cold on anything. Remember to show your little white teeth every day and smile!

36. Somehow, I dreamed that your figure has been in my dream for the past two days, which made me unable to look forward to it. Today, I want to summon up the courage to tell you that I hope you have plastic surgery and don't scare me in your dreams.

37. I have you in my life, and the sweet taste embraces me; When you work, the joy of harvest haunts me; Falling in love with you, happy days fascinate me; I can't live without you, you are the baby in my heart!

38. Fall in love with you, never give up, and stay together every year; Tender as water, inseparable, always with you. I wish all lovers in the world a happy and sweet Valentine's Day.

39. A woman urinated in the toilet, and a drunk went by mistake. Hearing the sound of urinating, she said, don't pour it, I really don't drink it! The woman was so frightened that she didn't dare to pee any more. She couldn't hold back and farted. The drunkard said, fuck, why open another bottle!

40. Change pants into tops and promote them; Change men's clothes into women's clothes for communication and use; Socks turn into hats, and one step into heaven; Although the vest has been replaced by a bra, it is flat, but its position is very important.

4 1, you are like a sunrise, rising slowly, shining on my body, and the warmth permeates my heart; You are like a bright moon, quietly watching my joys and sorrows, accompanying me with tenderness like a dream, and sleeping with me sweetly!

42. Rain is like I miss you everywhere. Missing is a sour fruit, especially at night. Memories full of uncertain feelings, miss you, miss you, want to hit you!

43, happy! This is my wish to you! Comfortable and soft! This is my blessing to you! Your happiness is my happiness! My love for you will never change! Happy Valentine's Day.

44. When I miss you, I feel so gentle. It is a frozen and broken stream, a flickering flame on a candle. My heart will come out of my chest and tell you that I love you.

45. Ten years ago, you didn't know me and I didn't belong to you. Ten years later, you and I will form a 1 small family, plus two babies, a family of four will be happy! This is the origin of February 14!