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What supermodels are there?
1, I'm not the kind of person who can send away with a few kisses. Come here if you dare. 2. I found that whenever I take an exam, I have a super ability, which is called successfully avoiding all the correct answers. If crying could solve the problem, the earth would have been submerged by my tears. Don't care too much about some choices you made when you were young. No matter how you live, whether you are rigorous or crazy, serious or casual, you will make a mess of it anyway. We all do our homework in this way. Write a word and brush the dynamics. You made me realize that you have to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, and you deserve it. You are dispensable to me now. 7. It is better to speed up your pace than to envy others. 8. "Is there any way to make a woman disfigure quickly?" "Remove Meitu Xiu Xiu from her mobile phone" 9. I prefer cold machines, such as mobile phones, to people. At least the mobile phone will remind you that the battery is low, but people will always leave you without saying a word. 10, some people are inexplicably good to you, either with their heart or guilt. 1 1, I'm not awesome, you can't be taunted. 12, the old woman selling popsicles said that her freezer was full all summer. 13, don't believe it should be your own. If you don't fight for it, you will never have a chance. 14, friendship can further become love, but love is no longer a friend after taking a step back. 15, I wake myself up every morning on the grounds that I can continue to sleep at school. 16, it is said that the tears you shed are water in your head. 17, I made a cup of milk tea, and there were no black pearls, so I went to the refrigerator to get some steamed buns and boiled them into white pearls. 18, you said I was worse than a pig, and I smiled because you were worse than me. 19. My little niece played plants vs. zombies on the iPad, so she did two things, collecting the sun and planting potatoes for zombies. She thinks this game is about raising zombies. 20. China learns Chinese characters, foreigners learn English, and ghosts learn classical Chinese. 2 1, teacher, I have a name. Don't call some people. 22. I am not as strong as I thought, but I can't find a place for cowardice to rest. 23. The feeling that a close person is suddenly unfamiliar and hopes to be completely lost is like drinking cold water and setting himself on fire. 24. "Do you know how long I have been waiting for you?" "Huh?" "Hyun Mai is tasteless!" 25. I always thought that where there was the original me, there was the original you. I turned around just to meet you, but I forgot that you would turn around. What supermodels are there? 2. First, you don't need to be tactful, and you are not afraid to go anywhere if you are kind. What you say doesn't have to be false. You can go anywhere with sincerity. Second, in the face of those who are hard-mouthed, either ignore it or fight back boldly. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face? Third, I have a good life alone. I have bread. Why should I find someone who can't afford my love and wants to share my bread? 4. From today on, be a difficult person, lose face to those you hate, and be fair to those you like. I would rather live a few years less than be happy. Please don't judge me lightly. You only know my name, but you don't know my story You only heard what I did, but you didn't know what I went through. 6. If you are good to me, I will be good to you. If you have to touch my bottom line, I can tell you clearly that I am not kind. 7. Confess if you like, leave if you hate, stay if you don't give up, and fulfill if you don't give up. Honest expression is much more enjoyable than timid hiding. Eight, it is better to turn over than to turn over, and it is better to be angry than to live up to expectations. Living is not winning sympathy with tears, but winning applause with sweat. If you like someone from the bottom of your heart and don't need the other person to speak, you will take the initiative to help. If people really like it, don't ask, someone will come and help. Ten, I am cute now, I am cute when I grow up, I am cute when I am old, and I am cute when I die. Eleven, reluctant things are particularly boring. Love is friendship. Everything is. Hate to part with. Want that fearless will. You have to force yourself to be better, because there are many bitches waiting to see your jokes behind you, and I hope you can live a profound life in a fickle world. Thirteen, when people are really busy, their expressions are indifferent and there is not much emotion. If you feel bitter, you should keep yourself busy. Fourteen, when the pain comes, don't always ask: "Why me?" Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came. 15. The best posture for a woman is: put on light makeup every day, put on her favorite clothes, don't envy anyone, don't rely on anyone, work quietly and live the life she wants! Sixteen, sometimes you are angry, angry, sad, in fact, just because the results you get are too far from what you think, you are always competing with yourself. Everything you do cannot satisfy everyone. Don't lose your nature to please others, because everyone has principles and self-esteem. 18. Love is between two people. No matter how hard one tries, there will never be a way to decide the relationship between two people. I can walk ten thousand steps to see you, and I am willing to give you ten thousand steps back.
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