Interesting story

At noon, I go to save money. While waiting in line, a beautiful woman asked me at the back: "Save money?" "Yes!" "I just want to withdraw money. Anyway, if you want to save it, you might as well give it to me without waiting in line. " I thought it made sense, so I gave her the money.

2. Get on the bus in the afternoon, take out the bus card and bump into the slot.

One day, I found that my mobile phone was missing. I searched my bag and every corner of the house, but it didn't work. I sat on the ground depressed, took out my mobile phone from my pocket and sent a short message to everyone: I lost my mobile phone.

My neighbor forgot his key, turned it over from my balcony, found the key in the house, turned it back, and opened his door. What's even more amazing is that I met on the balcony from beginning to end and didn't feel anything wrong. Well, our heads must have passed through the same door.

A few days ago at work, a young colleague asked for a bottle of Sprite and poured it around for everyone. When it was his turn, the bottle was empty. So my colleague shook the Sprite bottle and said to the waiter, "Is this still available?" The waiter ran over, took the bottle and examined it carefully. He said sincerely, "No more."

6. I like this pair of gloves. The boss wanted 35 yuan, and I said I'd take 30 yuan. The boss insisted on 35 yuan and refused to give in after several talks. I thought about it and gave it to a 50 yuan. He quickly gave me 35. . . .

7. A topic requires connecting the following four sentences with related words:

1, sister Zhang Haidi is paralyzed;

2. Sister Zhang Haidi studied tenaciously;

3. Sister Zhang Haidi learned a lot of foreign languages;

4. Sister Zhang Haidi studied acupuncture.

The correct answer should be: "Sister Zhang Haidi, although paralyzed, studied hard and learned not only many foreign languages, but also acupuncture.

As a result, one child wrote: Sister Zhang Haidi was paralyzed despite her tenacious study of acupuncture and many foreign languages.

I found a more fierce child writing: Sister Zhang Haidi not only learned a foreign language, but also learned acupuncture. She studied so doggedly that she was finally paralyzed!

When I was in high school, I got up early. My mother always makes me a schoolbag and takes it to school. Usually steamed bread. My mother cooked porridge when there was no class on Sunday. I don't know what the problem is. I picked up the porridge and threw it in my schoolbag. ...

9. Once I had breakfast at school, a classmate in front swiped the card, but the machine didn't respond. I said gloomily that the machine was broken. I said let me try. The machine really didn't respond after swiping the card! He changed another one, still the same, very angry! I just wanted to put the card in my bag and found a bank card in my hand. I laugh wildly! He pointed at me and laughed even harder, so I took my ID card!

10. I like to eat all melon seeds. The magic height is one foot and the height is ten feet. After eating all the pills, I poured the melon seeds on the plate into the trash can and looked at another plate of melon seeds in a daze.

1 1. That was the first time I used a bus IC card. After I got on the bus, I showed the driver my card and went straight to my seat. No, the driver said "read the card", so I read the IC card carefully: "Hefei bus IC card ~ ~", and the driver said "read it over there", so I went to the place where the driver pointed and read it hard: "Hefei bus IC card …"