What jokes can make people happy and simple?

1, there is a deep-sea fish swimming deeply, swimming and crying, because it feels so stressed.

Do you know why you feel so sleepy at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

You say you like me, but you should sleep in the morning, eat chicken in the afternoon, compete at the peak in the evening and rank in the early morning. How can you like me and spend your fifteen minutes off school?

Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

5. "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "Thermal expansion and cold contraction." "Then why are there so many ducks in the homework?" "The quality is the same."

6. Knock off the cupcakes before eating, calm down the coke and wait for the gas to subside before drinking, persuade the sandwich biscuits to make milk, and tell a joke to make the ice cubes cry before biting.

7. I asked my fans if I was ugly. It shook its head all night.

8. There is no swearing in the world. Do more math and you'll have everything.

9. "Why are you nearsighted at an early age?" "Oh no! This has nothing to do with age, it is to look down on the world, so it blurs my eyes. "

10, life is more and more like a journey to the west: the pressure of Wukong, Bajie's figure, Lao Sha's hairstyle and Tang Priest's nagging are getting closer and closer to the west.