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Comprehension of brick mover

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Master Zhang, who moves bricks on the construction site, likes to call friends after a day's work, and drinks so many cups, which means that the world is warm and cold. Even if he doesn't work or drink, Master Zhang will have something to do and nothing to ponder.

Master Zhang was born in the countryside. When he was a teenager, he made a group of poor friends who played with local customs. When I was young, I went to work in the city and met a group of gangsters with long hair and drinking and fighting. Married, to earn rice to support the family, until now, still groping on the construction site, and Master Zhang's close contacts are mostly bitter buddies who play with bricks together.

Master Zhang has had a rough half-life, which can be described as numerous readers. For decades, he has lived with people from all over the world, and after drinking a thousand pounds of wine, Master Zhang has gained some insights:

1. There are arrogant and talkative people at the dinner table;

2. People who are sarcastic and like to expose others;

3. People who like to refute others and always want to show their superiority.

these three kinds of people are often unpopular! It is difficult to absorb any nutrition when interacting with these people, so it is best to stay away! I wonder if my friends have the same experience?

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It's better to do more than one thing. The scalp is all dry and nothing is done properly. Sometimes, people are easily deceived by their own pretensions, but they are easily disappointed by their own ambitions.

I may be the one who was delayed by my ego. Think about the unfortunate appearance that drinking cold water often makes my teeth jam, and it will make a great achievement? Even my own mother won't believe it.

reading Yu Hua's "alive icon", there is a line in it, "as long as people live happily, they are not afraid of poverty!" But that's what Fu Guiniang, the hero who used to live a rich life, said. For those who have experienced poverty, nothing is more terrible than poverty.

For the poor, the most exciting thing is to change their fate, have ups and downs all their lives, and dream the most beautiful dream. Maybe it's either to be no.1 or getting rich overnight! However, the boundaries of class division, every breakthrough, will be the stabbing pain of broken skin and red injury.

Master Zhang, who is moving bricks on the construction site, is bored at home to hide from the rain, and his thoughts are covered with green hair. Sometimes, what comes out of his cocoon are fragmentary feelings, which should be peanuts for drinking or fennel beans in the tea room. People! Don't be wronged by yourself, life is only a hundred years, and the pie you draw for yourself may not grow meat in your mouth, but it must be a shackle around your neck!

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Master Zhang, who is moving bricks on the construction site, is very happy today, because a younger sister of Xiao Wu, a little girl who keeps good friends with her wife, is from Guangdong, and runs a food factory at home, which is specially designed for box horses. Today, she sent her daily necessities.

noodles, spices, ham, etc., can cope with two days. Master Zhang wanted to get two cups, and the little girl ran over and discussed something with Master Zhang, saying that she wanted to raise a kitten, and it was all agreed with others!

master Zhang said, no! It's not the lack of feelings for treating small animals, but the lack of effort. With a large population and a small place, it's not enough to get such a small thing and toss around with it.

The little girl was very disappointed and immediately pursed her mouth and ignored Master Zhang. Master Zhang found half a bottle of wine, but he couldn't open the lid. He asked his wife for help. The wife said, whoever screws it so tightly will open it!

The eldest daughter said, I'll try. The eldest daughter took a piece of paper towel, wrapped it around the bottle cap, clenched it with her right hand and twisted it hard. The bottle opened, and the master was always among the people! Master Zhang couldn't help sighing. Change hands and pour a cup for your wife.

Today, my eldest son is in a low mood. I have been chatting with my little girl Hu Kan for eight days. I don't know how to study hard, but I want to find a good one. Does he think his father is mining? Grandma warned him that the water was too shallow to raise fish. Master Zhang has a saying, it takes hard work to strike while the iron is hot! The eldest son didn't listen to the old man, and the talk collapsed, didn't he? If people are smart enough, they should look for reasons from themselves!

master Zhang understands that the rare resources in this world must be prepared for the strong. Are you strong yourself? Don't you count?

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Master Zhang, who was moving bricks on the construction site, got two taels at home this noon. Master Zhang likes his small porcelain pot, which was fired in Jingdezhen. It just holds two taels, and it is also equipped with two small wine cups, which cost six yuan.

Master Zhang has been unable to move bricks recently, because all the construction sites where he works have stopped working, and Shanghai is still clearing up. In response to the government's call, Master Zhang has slept and eaten at home. Sometimes I am called by the community to do nucleic acid.

Master Zhang's wine today is silver driving Venus, 42 degrees. I don't know which relative gave it to me during the Spring Festival. The wine was very weak. Master Zhang drank two cups more than usual, but he was still not tired. He painted Tik Tok with the name "White Beauty", which was taken of the rural customs of northern Shaanxi, with funny, plot, delicious food, coherent stories and small movies.

at the beginning, Master Zhang's dishes were not hard enough, such as Toona sinensis, young garlic shoots, dried shredded pork icon and salted duck eggs. Master Zhang took the joke of "White Beauty" as a wine dish, and her eight-year-old daughter saw that Master Zhang's drinking style was very special, so she got into Master Zhang's arms and watched Tik Tok together.

Master Zhang smells the smell of my little girl's hair, and feels a wisp of tender grass. Master Zhang is intoxicated. My little girl has never liked him very much. Today, for the sake of Tik Tok's jokes, the occasional intimacy makes Master Zhang very happy!

today, master Zhang realized that when he is not working, people are actually very uncomfortable. After a day's work, he is a little tired and has a solid heart. Don't you think it's strange that when I'm idle and have wine to drink, my heart is rough and empty?

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Master Zhang, who moved bricks on the construction site, had a drink with his son this noon. Master Zhang asked his son, What does success depend on?

his son said, go to a better university and find a good job after graduation.

master Zhang said, I think people should make a name for themselves. Studying well is only one aspect, and people must achieve three things in order to succeed! His son asked, which three o'clock? Master Zhang said seriously that he was cruel, ruthless and thick-skinned ...

His son said, Dad, you are drunk!

Master Zhang said, being cruel means not to show too much respect for people. Too much respect for people tends to corrupt loyal people, too soft-hearted to bad people and too attached to good people, and it is often difficult to accomplish anything. A hot hand is a tricky thing, and when it is broken, it will be chaotic, so you should cut it off; People! If you want to swallow the grievances and listen to the curses, you should not be too thin-skinned. Remember, in this world, people with hard fists make the rules. When you are not strong enough, your face is sometimes worthless ...

Lao Zhang's son offered a toast to his father, only then did he realize that his father was not drunk, and those who could drink three or two would never drink two!

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Stay at home, drink idle wine and read novels. Or when the sun is fine, sit on a cane chair, make a pot of tea, and brush Tik Tok or headlines.

I suddenly made a decision these days. This decision has made my life better. Why? When people are idle, they are prone to make two diseases, one is to ask for trouble, and the other is to ask for trouble!

No matter chatting with people or reading online, let go of the shackles of thoughts, and don't bother yourself or the people around you. There are three things that you don't touch:

First, Russia and Ukraine, which I know are hot spots, so I won't touch them. In the face of big and big issues, Master Zhang's views on moving bricks can't fit in.

Second, whether Omicron was born or not. Although this matter has been tossed around since the end of 19th century, I want to say that I am sincerely proud to be born in this great country!

thirdly, the pursuit of the current political situation is often the most popular topic among ordinary people after dinner, from taxi brother in Beijing to uncle in Shanghai. Just like the hot mutton restaurant on the street of icon in Zhou Pu, the breakfast wine at four or five o'clock in the morning is like this mouth.

although you can't live a pure life, it's rare to have a clean ear. A place to be idle is the breeze!

There are flowers in spring, a moon in autumn, a cool breeze in summer and snow in winter.

it's a good time on earth if you don't mind your own business.

This is a poem that Master Zhang likes, and it is also a beautiful song. It lasts for a long time and is determined. Enjoy with the teachers and friends ...