Laugh your belly out.

If there is a joke, let's laugh together. This is sharing happiness. Perhaps happiness is as simple as that. Next, I will bring you a joke, which will make your stomach laugh. I hope you will like it.

A joke in one sentence will make your stomach laugh (1) 1. Yesterday, a friend suddenly came across a word that Apple didn't know and asked me what it meant. Stupid! I don't even know about apples. He suddenly said, isn't Apple an iPhone?

2. When I lost my mobile phone, I called my friend's mobile phone in a hurry and asked politely:? Hello, did you just find your mobile phone? Answer the phone directly:? What did you find? I just stole it! ?

3. You said? What did the first guy in the world know that milk can be drunk do to the cow?

Today, I went to the supermarket to buy frozen jiaozi. Promotion mm greeted me warmly and dragged me over: Try, try! ! Well, it's very kind of you to refuse. I ate one and kept staring at me when I promoted mm chewing. When I finished eating, she asked seriously: Is it cooked? I'll pick it up when it's ripe.

5. Go shopping with friends today. Go to the sports monopoly. A fat MM walked into the shop. Go straight to men's wear. The shopping guide said: beauty. You are looking at men's wear. Women's wear is this way. MM ignored it. The shopping guide also said: beautiful ~ beautiful ~ this is a women's dress. MM is angry: who says I have no man! !

6. When I lost my mobile phone, I called my friend's mobile phone in a hurry and asked politely:? Hello, did you just find your mobile phone? Answer the phone directly:? What did you find? I just stole it! ?

7. Go skiing once and come back by bus 1.5 yuan. An uncle came halfway and took out 100 to buy a ticket. The big sister selling tickets looked reluctant and said: 100 You only have one? Uncle is even more awesome: I also have a 100, and the whole car is hilarious!

When I was playing basketball in college, I was knocked down by the other team. At this time, a girl rushed to my side and asked me affectionately: What's the matter? Can you still make a phone call? My heart suddenly warmed up and I was about to cry. She said flatly. Why don't you get off? Boyfriend has been waiting for a long time and hasn't played yet! ?

In short, Daquan laughs your stomach (2) 1. Honey, I saw a beautiful bag. What do you mean by blinking? Shape? Then get to the point. three thousand

2. Wear a skirt in the morning, then wear safety pants, and feel at the same time. Is it easy to be a woman? Wear skirts and safety pants in summer! ? As a result, my husband came to a sentence:? Is it easy to be a man? I finally saw a skirt lifted by the wind, and I saw a pair of safety pants! ?

3. I asked my son: Did you call my father? Will you go home for dinner tonight? He said:? I called my father and an aunt answered. ? My heart sank and I was unhappy. Son, continue: Aunt said:? The number you dialed is busy, please redial later.

I am a sophomore. One morning, I suddenly felt abdominal pain and farting in my self-study class, but the classroom was quiet and I didn't dare to play it loudly. I had to play bit by bit, and finally a little noise came out. At this time, the idiot students in the back row came to a sentence:? It's a good fart for you to break. ?

5. A young man in the dormitory loves to bite his fingernails. Let's learn together: you bite your nails every day and never use nail clippers, right? The young man proudly replied: I didn't know what a nail clipper was since I was a child! I still wonder how he bit his toenails.

6. Going on a blind date, the other person is an English major, which is quite embarrassing. As soon as she arrived, she said that she was CET-8, Japanese-1 and German-2. Ask me what level. I told him that Warcraft level 85, DOTA25 level 25, Diablo level 99.

7. A middle-aged man who knew nothing about computers bought a computer to go home. While surfing the Internet, he accidentally pressed the button of the CD-ROM drive. The next day, he called the computer dealer and said, "The computer I bought from you is very good, but the shelf on which the coffee coasters are placed is very fragile, and it will break as soon as it is put."

In a word, a joke will make your stomach laugh (3) 1. Someone went to the barber's to get a haircut. A young woman barber saw that he was rustic and finished cutting him in less than ten minutes. The man looked in the mirror and asked? how much is it? ,? Three dollars. ? The man took out a five-piece suit, pointed to the mirror and said, Keep the change. Please give me two more dollars. ?

2. Go on a blind date. The other party is an English major, which is embarrassing. As soon as she arrived, she said that she was CET-8, Japanese-1 and German-2. Ask me what level. I told him that Warcraft level 85, DOTA25 level 25, Diablo level 99.

Today, I went to the supermarket to buy frozen jiaozi. Promotion mm greeted me warmly and dragged me over: Try, try! ! Well, it's very kind of you to refuse. I ate one and kept staring at me when I promoted mm chewing. When I finished eating, she asked seriously: Is it cooked? I'll pick it up when it's ripe.

4. A child was sitting at the door playing, and a middle-aged man asked him: Is your father at home? The child replied:? Are you home? The middle-aged man rang the doorbell for a long time, but no one answered the door. So the man asked angrily:? Why not open the door? The little boy replied:? I don't know, this is not my home! ?

Today, two boys at school were fighting at the school gate, and they were in full swing. No one dared to come forward and pull away. One moment I don't know whose mobile phone is flying out, and the other moment I don't know whose money is flying out. At this time, a buddy came over and said: real cow, explosive equipment, gold coins.

6. A young man in the dormitory loves to bite his fingernails and study together: You bite your nails every day and never use nail clippers, right? The young man proudly replied: I didn't know what a nail clipper was since I was a child! I still wonder how he bit his toenails.

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