Life is short and humorous.

Lead: Sometimes, a joke can clear a person's nervous mood and bring a pleasant effect. The following is a humorous joke about my life. Don't miss it.

Life is short and humorous (1) 1. Husband: You are not gentle at all. You are simply a mother. . . . .

The wife whooshed out a knife from the kitchen: What am I?

Husband: Mother. . . Fairy peony. . .

Wife: Well, that's more like it.

2. Husband:? Honey, I want to buy you a skirt. It will look good on you. ?

The wife immediately kissed one:? Honey, you are so good to me! What kind of clothes do you want to buy me?

Husband:? I want to buy you one? The queen's new dress! ?

? Dad? Burning on the surface? Rogue?

There is a mahjong machine at home. People who come to play mahjong usually smoke, so the smoke in the room is very heavy. Today, I said to my husband. The smoke is too strong to stay. ?

I said:? Wear a mask. ?

Me:? Wearing a mask affects speech. ?

He:? I didn't see you fart in shorts. ?

Me. . .

4. Wife: Cook by yourself tonight. I have a manuscript to catch up on.

Husband: No!

Wife: Do it or not!

Husband: Do it!

Life is short and humorous (2) 1, and my buddy happily said to me: Brother! No one dares to bully us in the future!

I said: what! Talk about it?

I got the psychiatric certificate! . . .

2. I accidentally found that there were three more 2' s behind my phone name in my friend's mobile phone address book, so I asked him why there were three more 2' s behind my name.

He smiled and said, Important. Say it three times. ?

I fished all day yesterday and caught a little thing. . . Feeling humiliated, I bought two fish at the vegetable market and went home. The family had a good time and praised them, saying that wild fish was really better than the fish they bought!

4. I went to the physical examination today and had an electrocardiogram. A buddy just lay in bed, and the doctor said don't move, don't be nervous, just pretend to be dead.

After a while, suddenly the buddy gasped and said, doctor, I can't hold on ~

Today, my colleague said: I heard that Jigglypuff is short and big with a big nose.

I can't help but see the appearance of Bajie in my mind. . . Tao: Bajie is really an equally infatuated man.

Life is short and humorous (3) 1. A man's self-confidence is three points of his own illusion and seven points of being cheated by a woman.

2. Men are the most handsome when they save money, and women are the most beautiful when they don't delete photos.

What a selfless animal a person is. A woman only needs one shoulder, but he wants to give her the whole body. . .

4. Some men say that if you don't work, I will support you. They want you to cook, wash clothes, do housework and take care of the children at home. They don't want you to go shopping in the beauty spa, have afternoon tea, go to the gym, dance and do yoga every day. . .

So, please look at each other's "I raise you" and don't be moved blindly. . .

The highest state of love is that you grow into a steamed stuffed bun, and your other half is afraid that you will be taken away by the dog.

6. When a man is married and there is a woman outside, that woman is called mistress. So if a woman gets married and finds another man outside, what's his name?

God replied: Lao Wang. . .

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