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Crabs and loaches

The crab that has been hiding in the cracks met the loach: "Haha, I am really hungry from a pie, and I can have a full meal again." The crab waved two big pliers and ran after him. The loach fish let out a cry of "broken" and turned around and quickly jumped into the mud. Still trying to escape! The crab jumped up and jumped into the mud.

At this time, the crab saw the tail of the loach fish and immediately opened the pliers and clamped them hard: "Now, where do you want to escape?" As soon as the loach wagged its tail with the help of water, a big pliers of the crab was broken alive. The crab croaked in pain and vowed to catch loach fish.

To the crab's surprise, the loach fish stretched out its tail again. The crab was so angry that he did not hesitate to put out another pair of pliers to hold the tail of the loach fish: "I must eat you alive!" " "The loach once again shook its tail with the power of muddy water, and the other pliers of the crab were also broken. This time, the crab is not only in pain, but also in a quagmire and can't tell things apart.

Crabs without pliers, like warriors without weapons, cannot be strong. The loach turned his head: "Sorry, Mr. Crab, now it's my turn to eat." The loach fish quickly turned around and fought bravely, opening its big mouth and biting the crab's mouth tightly. The crab's mouth is its key part. The loach fish took a deep breath, and the fresh crab meat flowed into the loach fish's stomach, and suddenly the crab was only an empty shell. I don't understand why the crab died and the weak loach fish ate itself.