Kneel for a sketch about money, for activities! Not too long, just five or six minutes, suitable for students. thank you

An old man and an old woman met when they both wanted to find a wife. During the conversation, they expressed their courtship mentality and finally broke up. But it makes people think. )

Zhao appeared. Zhao: The matchmaker introduced an old lady ten years younger than me to meet at the appointed place today. As long as I say a poem, she will be the one to meet.

Zhao: (Look, it's coming and waiting for me) It rains during the Chinese New Year-no, it snows. It's out of season now. On August 15, it snowed one after another-still in the off-season-

Song: Big Brother, I am very nervous. Downward-

Zhao: (looking at his nakedness)

Song: It's not the problem there, it's the month, May-April-

Zhao: Oh, it rains a lot during the Qingming Festival, and pedestrians on the road are like ghosts.

Song: Excuse me, where is the restaurant? The shepherd boy points to Xinghua Village.

Zhao: (showing nervousness from the beginning) My name is Zhao Marriage, and I am married.

Song: Brother, what are you doing here when you are married? You're looking for a second wife! (a little angry).

Zhao: My name is Zhao. I am married and single. Still nervous. My name is Zhao Youcai, and I can't come for nothing.

Song: Nonsense. Still nervous.

Zhao: Sister, to put it bluntly, I'm here for marriage, and I want to find a kind-hearted wife who dares to be kind to me.

Song: I asked, is it widowed?

Zhao: No.

Song: Is that a divorce?

Zhao: No.

Song: I still feel nervous. Think about it.

Zhao: I'm a little nervous. I said I was afraid to scare you.

Song: Tell me, big brother, I have a gun!

Zhao: Run!

Song: It's normal for you to run away. What is the reason?

Zhao: There is no reason.

Song: She ran away for no reason?

Zhao: I ran away without saying anything.

Song: There seems to be something wrong. Take it easy, brother. I don't care what the reason is

Zhao: I passed away. I was fine at night and left in the morning. I didn't say anything before I left.

Song: Still widowed?

Zhao: This is the local dialect. I don't understand.

Song: Widowed in Mandarin, I think you are still nervous.

Zhao: Sister, I'm not nervous. I'm a little scared.

Song: Hehe, big brother, what are you afraid of? I am not a tiger!

Zhao: Sister, I am not afraid of tigers. I hit a tiger when I was young.

Song: Are you from (Hu) or WuErlang?

Zhao: No, I'm from the northeast.

Song: Are the people in Weihushan courageous? What are you afraid of?

Zhao: I'm afraid of you!

Song: Big Brother, what's the point? Am I ugly?

Zhao: You are not ugly.

Song: What is the reason?

Zhao: Not beautiful either.

Song: Then I'm still ugly.

Zhao: I think you look like the oldest girl in our village, nicknamed' Unmarried'.

Song: Is she ugly?

Zhao: Not ugly.

Song: What is the reason? Still ugly, right?

Zhao: No man or woman!

Song: Your big brother is a little hurtful! I don't think you are beautiful either!

Zhao: Sister, I am not beautiful, but I am talented. I work in a troupe.

Song: Rich people, performers! (whispering)

Zhao: I am old. I want to find a partner to live with. I need someone. Sister, say it. Do you think I can do it?

Song: (in a low voice: as long as you have money) Well, I think you are kind and romantic, and women are most afraid of their men being romantic!

Zhao: I'm not romantic. I have a cold because of romance.

Song: An unromantic man is incompetent. As the saying goes, a thin horse has no strength, and a poor man is not romantic. Most afraid of having money.

Zhao: Then what do you want to see me about?

Song: I need love. I need someone who loves me.

Zhao: How do you know that I love you?

Song: I think you are cute and you are nervous. A man loves a woman when he sees her nervous.

Zhao: Yes, although I have no money, I have the greatest advantage of a man.

Song: (thinking: no money is a lie to me) It doesn't matter if you have no money. We don't need much money. As the saying goes, money is a thing outside my body, and love is my goal.

Zhao: I think it is to save people.

Song: I love you.

Zhao: I am honest and never break my word.

Song: I love you.

Zhao: I respect my parents.

Song: I care more about you. I love you because of the advantages of a man like you.

Zhao: Thank you!

Song: Don't worry, as long as there is love in your heart, you can do anything!

Zhao: What is it?

Song: If we are married, and you are hemiplegic, I will take care of you like a child.

Zhao: Are you hurting me? I am in good health. Come on!

Song: Not necessarily. At our age, the society calls it the' slipper age'. You got it? Very dangerous!

Zhao: I don't understand.

Song: Ah, the' slipper era' is the slippers we wear at night. I took it off at night. I don't know if I should wear it again in the morning!

Zhao: It is too dangerous!

Song: I love you just like the song "Romantic Things" sings. You are in a wheelchair, and I will slowly shake it and tell the story you told me again. Finally, you and I are getting old, so you'd better go first.

Zhao: Wheelchairs can shake! Why do you say that? Let me go first.

Song: You are stupid! What would you do if I left first?

Zhao: (whispering) That makes sense. It seems that you really love me. I have to make her understand that I can't fool women!

Song: Come on, who shall we go first? Really can't. Let's go together!

Zhao: Sister, what I said is true. We Northeasters are not bluffing. I have no money, I have talent, and I can dance' two-person turn'; I skipped duets when I was young. You are impatient and unchanging. You have heard of money. I am poor, a poor man who wears a pair of pants with my second brother.

Song: You have no money?

Zhao: No money!

Song: How about gold bars?

Zhao: No.

Song: A house?

Zhao: Not exactly.

Song: Don't be nervous, right?

Zhao: There really isn't! Sister, here's the thing. The flood flowed eastward, washed down the house and took away the livestock. The PLA saved my little old man. What is there to worry about? Sister, the government is helping us build a house. In the face of natural and man-made disasters, I really want to get over it now. Life is the most precious, and love is the most precious. Love means loving yourself and others.

Song: Is that right?

Zhao: Elder sister, I have a healthy body and a young heart. I am kind, diligent and love everything I should love. I know how to live and love life. At our age, these are more important than anything else!

Song: (a little depressed) People who have money and no money can fool around these days, so it seems that none of them have fooled around.

Zhao: Sister, if I can't steal the chicken, I will have no rice to eat. Money is the rain in Mao Mao. Do you know what is the most precious thing in life? People living happily is the greatest happiness! I'll tell a joke and we'll have a good time. It is said that a poor man came to the fish market and went to the turtle stall. A turtle rushed out and grabbed the poor man's trouser leg at once, so the poor man ran and the turtle followed. The turtle seller was in a hurry and ran out to chase the turtle and shouted,' You shameless bastard, where are you going with turtle eggs in your stomach! Don't look at him He is so poor that he doesn't even have a turtle nest! ”。

Song: You made it clear! Waste my time, Wang Youcai is still waiting for me!

Zhao: Sister, don't go, I'll treat you to dinner!

Song: Turtle egg (in a low voice)! (loudly) I don't want to eat! !