Have a good time. See how many times you can bear not to laugh.

Joke 1. A group of passengers who had just boarded the plane were invited down by the staff because the parts of the plane were broken and needed to be repaired. After a while, the staff came over and told the passengers that they could board the plane and the plane would take off soon. The passenger asked strangely, "It was repaired so soon?" The staff said: "There is no repair, but a new pilot dares to fly this plane."

Joke 2. There is a girl who just got her driver's license and is on the road for the first time. As a result, her car stalled at the traffic lights. Because it is a one-way street, there are more and more cars coming from behind, but the cars can't hit, and the traffic lights turn from yellow to red. The more cars there are, the more nervous the girls are, and the less they can get a taxi. The traffic lights change from green to yellow and then to red. Then a policeman came to the girl's car and said kindly, "Miss, haven't you waited for your favorite color?"

Joke 3. My mother dug a spoonful of watermelon and didn't hold it firmly on the ground. She picked it up and threw it away, so she was going to put it in my mouth. Seeing that I looked at her in surprise, she smiled awkwardly: "I thought you were a child ..."

Joke 4. The leader bought a box of milk and put it in the office, and then found that several boxes were lost. At lunch, the leader spoke earnestly about this matter, hoping that the person who stole the drink would take the initiative to admit his mistake and return it. Finally, he added, "In fact, fingerprints can be found on the box." In the afternoon, the leader went back and even the box was gone. ...