Do the Japanese spread rumors?

Some people say that rumors begin with wise men. Some people say that rumors stop with wise men.

Do wise men have to be confused with rumors? Do rumors have to have sex with smart people?

In my opinion, rumors originate from people with ulterior motives. The rumor ended in time, and finally the market was calm and the wind was light.

Cowboy and Ma Lao and I are fair-weather friends. Fair-weather friends can't keep up with Liu's knocking on the ground, and since then, they have taken "dying on the same day in the same year" as their lifelong pursuit, which is not comparable to the concerted efforts and soul mates of wolves and truth. Don't always push a cup for a change and call each other brothers. Rich girls with fair-weather friends often look forward to watching each other's jokes for the sake of being tall and happy.

The old horse belongs to "look down on anyone all his life, and anyone looks down on him." The old cow bowed for half her life. In front of ordinary people, he will hem and haw and pretend to be a chief. In front of officials, he will be Nuo Nuo's grandson. I'm not a gentleman either, otherwise I wouldn't be with you often.

The old horse has been timid for half his life, but his son is not bad. In the United States, I mixed my doctor's hat and won the love of my classmates. It is said that the girl has manufacturing, mining, real estate and other industries, and is an only child. I have the ability, and my father-in-law is not short of money. Pony bought a villa and a luxury car in the United States and lived well.

Food and clothing, lust, this time not a pony but an old horse.

On this day, the three of us were drinking together. Lao Ma said that his wife is now in the United States all the year round, with grandchildren, and it is quite lonely to be alone at home. I met a widow the other day. She is kind and good-looking. After a few meals, the little widow said that it is not easy to take care of the children alone, and I really want someone to watch. Lao Zhao asked how much it would cost to support you. The little widow is also a real person, saying that she has a job, but she does not earn much money. The monthly living expenses and rent for children, plus the children's tuition and insurance, still have a gap of about 2,000 yuan per month.

Lao Zhao said, listen to the voice. I firmly believe that I can take him for two thousand yuan. what do you think?

I said, 2000 yuan is not much, and I'm afraid a good kiln visit is not this amount.

The old cow said, two thousand a month, twenty-four thousand a year. Old horse, your troops are half dead. There are 3000 yuan a month after deducting 7788, and 2000 yuan a month is not a small sum.

Lao Zhao said that it is not good to raise a mistress by salary. I will have a business soon. Can I have extra money every month?

What business? I asked the old cow.

The old horse said that I had a phone call with my in-laws the other day. My in-laws say that you are capable, knowledgeable and well-connected, so what's the point of working in a public institution? Suggest that I start a project.

The old cow asked, what project are you going to launch?

The old horse said, I'm ready to open a 4s shop in the new district. Automobile society, okay.

I said, that's a lot of money. Can you raise enough money?

The old horse said, it doesn't matter, I'll go out and do the wedding first. He said yes.

The old cow said, don't look at what was said in advance, and don't shoot empty guns then.

The old horse said he didn't dare. He has a son and daughter-in-law

Then the three of us pushed a glass for a change, then changed the subject, and then went home drunk.

The old horse didn't open a 4s shop, and there was no little widow. But soon acquaintances put out the rumor that "Lao Zhao wants his in-laws to pay for his mistress". As far as the present situation is concerned, the details are true, saying:

The old horse has a crush on the little widow and wants to be a mistress. The widow said, "I can help you, but your salary is limited." Do you have money? "

Lao Zhao vowed, "My in-laws pay for me?"

The little widow didn't believe it, and said, "Your in-laws will pay for your mistress. What if he doesn't? "

The old horse said he didn't dare. He has a son and daughter-in-law

I have mixed feelings when I hear this version. Shit, this is an abridged version of our conversation that night. However, this version was taken out of context and deliberately attracted other ideas and impressions.

I swear to God, I never told anyone what the three of us said that day. No matter how stupid an old horse is, he will not write such anecdotes and jokes for himself.

Who's that?

This rumor is also wonderful.