China jokes.

A boy asked his father, "Dad, how much does it cost to get married?"

Dad said, "I don't know, because I'm still paying the bill."

Drunk

One day, the father came home with his youngest son. The child is at an age when he is particularly curious about everything. There are always endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?"

"Well, son," the father replied, "Look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see that they are four, then I am drunk. "

"But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!"

Goethe's tolerance

One day, Goethe was walking on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. It happened that he met a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped and looked at each other. Then the critic said, "I never give way to fools." "But I will." With that, Goethe stepped aside.

for me

An elephant said to a little mouse, "You are undoubtedly the smallest and most useless thing I have ever seen."

"Please say it again and let me write it down." Said the mouse. "I want to tell it to a flea I know."