Are there any IQ problems or Cantonese jokes?

Once upon a time, there was a grandmother who lived by the sea. One day, she saw two people jump into the sea. She went to save one of them and the other.

I can't save any of them. Call 999.

As soon as the phone rang, my mother-in-law asked, hello! Is it a pigeon? (My mother-in-law wants to know if it's 999)

A poor boy replied: what * * * wild pigeons?

My mother-in-law said: someone is "high"! (Someone jumped into the sea)

A poor guy said, What's the matter with you?

Mother-in-law added: one has pigeons and the other has no pigeons! (One saves, one saves)

The poor guy replied, of course, Diao Xi wants a pigeon and a pigeon!

Mother-in-law said: People without pigeons can crow loudly.

The poor guy replied, it's not good to call you a bed! Grandma, did you mention wild pigeons when you ate them?

My mother-in-law said, Lal: I used to eat left-handed food! I used to eat left-fried peanuts.

Second set

Come on, grandma, since the last time I was cut by that poor guy on the left line ... I have been silent and disappeared in the left row.

But because he was too poor ... so he went to the bottom of Zuoxun overpass ... One day, two people,

Take your own Ge Dog for a walk, one is a foreign ge d furry dog,

The other is a poodle ... both of them came to meet at the bottom of the overpass, and one of them accidentally knocked down another man.

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So he went up and asked the other party to apologize! A dog may be impatient, so it runs to the left.

Escape from ghosts,

Finally, I didn't see the buried Tim, so the quarrel between the two men became worse ... but because an old lady was training at the bottom of the overpass, she thought.

I'm so bored,

Want to go to the police to complain ~

Grandma: Hello! ? What is the degree of mi dove dove? (999)

Bad guy: it's you again, grandma! ? You have something to do this time! ?

Grandma: I want to vote for demolition. There are two men hoeing pigeons at the bottom of the overpass.

Bad guy: It's none of your business to hoe pigeons! ?

Grandma: I can't even train them! How about "hoeing" underground? I can't see a pigeon (dog) leaving.

Bad guy: baa! "hoe" to even a "pigeon" is not buried! ?

Grandma: it's a lo~ However, I have seen two "pigeon" frames in Diego, one is mo (wool) and the other is mo (wool).

Frame ~

Poor guy: What does it matter to you that there is hair in the land?

Grandma: Why don't you help her get "pigeons" ~

Poor guy: Can I help him measure the ground temperature?

Grandma: Do you have any pigeons? With two two-faced people.

Poor guy: There are two pigeons beside me. Nothing can be better than it?

Grandma: ok ~ poor brother, you are a good man ~

Bad guy: I'm fine! ? You think I'm being nice! ?

Grandma: you are so good at the sea ~ (you may be a department)

So, a poor guy cut in line again. ..

Episode 3

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Speaking of the grandmother sleeping at the bottom of the overpass, there was a man who was drinking leftover wine and staggered across Lebanon with soda.

Jumping friends want to drink wild wine, but they can't even open it.

He tried to pry open a bottle cap with a neck chain until the necklace was completely buried.

So in a rage, I kicked a lid and D soda sprayed on an old woman.

Then an old woman made a man, and a man used dirty words to make a woman go left.

An old woman was so angry that she went to the police again.

Grandma: Hello? What is the degree of mi dove dove? "(999 is what system? )

Poor guy: Grandma, do you want more this time? 」

Grandma: Someone is calling a chicken! A man pried open the lid.

Bad guy: It's normal for men to crow. 」

Grandma: but tying a chicken is not "west"! "(But you can't open it with a lid. )

Bad guy: No? Well, chicken is a shemale? 」

Grandma: He's too tall to reach it. He'll ruin his neighbors! (Yapo wants to talk about a man who can't open his left neck.

Refine)

Poor guy: Wow, all my friends broadcast live violence. Although it is a shemale who keeps you from having an orgasm, is it expensive to have a breast enhancement operation?

Thousands more mosquitoes can make a rotten forest head. 」

Grandma: Then she kicked a chicken and got stuck. D Gao Shui flew out and sprayed me! (Yapo talks about friends kicking.

Open the lid and spray soda water)

Bad guy: Does a chicken hurt? Did you wash that white car? 」

Grandma: I'm going to bury someone. You can bury me! Yi Jia went from ghost to ghost. (Yapo is actually a dialect.

A man swears "rooster")

Poor guy: Wow, this simple scum, even grandma, good! I'll send a gang to catch him right away!