English joke: the secret of longevity.

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on the porch.

"I can't help but notice how happy you look.

"She said.

"What's your long-term secret?

Happy life? "

"What is the secret of your happiness and longevity?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day

Drink a case of whisky every week.

Eat high-fat food, never.

I used to exercise. "

"wow

It's amazing.

"said the woman.

"How old are you?"

"Twenty-six."