Mid-Autumn Festival jokes about Chang'e

Joking about Chang'e during the Mid-Autumn Festival

Joking about Chang'e

Recently, plastic surgery in Korea has spread to the heavens. Speaking of which, Chang'e After plastic surgery, her baby Jade Rabbit said: Wow, how did you look like Li Yuchun?

There is no way, my previous look is out of date, super girls are popular now, but I guess this Does the Jade Emperor like it?

Then he entered the palace...

When she saw the Jade Emperor, Chang'e almost fainted because she was standing next to him? Chang'e?!~ < /p>

At this time, the fairy next to me shouted: "Bold bitch, you still don't kneel down when you see the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother." ?

Chang'e then understood and said loudly: "Chang'e, see..."

Queen Mother: "Chang'e? You have also had plastic surgery? But no matter how much plastic surgery you do, the Jade Emperor will still see it. Not to you. ?

?You act like I don’t want you, so the Jade Emperor wants you?

The two women looked at each other angrily and argued for a long time to no avail. Suddenly they both rushed to the Jade Emperor. Beside the Jade Emperor, a person pulled one of his arms and asked the Jade Emperor to choose.

The Jade Emperor felt that his body was about to be torn apart. He couldn't bear it anymore. He jumped up and threw away the two women: "Stop fighting, I am Taibai Jinxing!" ;