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How to explain being late for work?

It's really hard not to attend class. At this time, a good reason may avoid being deducted from wages.

I was caught in a traffic jam when I came here this morning, so I was delayed for a long time and accidentally arrived a few minutes late. The advantage of this sentence is that the pot without attendance is left to external factors.

Second, my wife was ill this morning, so I sent her to the clinic to hang the potion first. Sorry, I'm late. I didn't register. This sentence played an emotional card. After all, everyone gets sick sometimes.

I wanted to check in when I came here today, and my colleague suddenly asked me for help, so I forgot about it for the time being. If you find a legitimate reason, the leader may forgive you.