Some interesting things about the baby at home

My daughter has been the king of golden sentences since she was a child, but it's a pity that many people forget to record it, otherwise this joke collection can be published.

"Mom, I have a secret. I'll tell you when you 1 1. "

"But my mother is over 30 years old."

"Then wait for you 18 years old."

"But 30 is much bigger than 18."

"Well, I tell you, I have a longan in my pocket."

"Baby, don't eat too much candy, your teeth will get sick."

"But candy wants to play in my stomach!"

"Baby, eat more. You have to grow taller. "

"But I don't want to grow up, there will be a lot of troubles when I grow up. I want to be so cute forever. "

"Eva can be cute when she grows up!"

"But grandma said that they will die when they grow up. I will always sell Meng to my grandfather, Meng to my grandmother, Meng to my mother, Meng to my father and Meng to my brother. "

"Baby, school starts today. Are you happy? "

"Happy, the teacher sent a lot of delicious food. I like today very much! "

"Stupid dad ..."

"You can't call dad that!"

"But, mom, dad is stupid!"

"Why?"

"The last time my snack was knocked over by my brother, he yelled at me and scared me. The way he apologized behind his back was stupid! And last night he took a straight thread and hooked the book under the bed. Can you connect it? This stupid dad! "

"Dad, come and read Ksenya Goryachova Camilla to me."

"Let mom read it to you. Dad is not available now. "

"But, mom is not in the mood to study!"

"Mom, do you know what my best trick is?"

"Spoil, sell cute, or cry."

"No, my best trick is to shout-yeah-yeah."

"Baby, share something delicious!"

"no!"

"Mom is angry!"

"I love you-yeah! Mom! "

"Baby, who do you love most?"

"My favorite is, of course, Grandpa, who always helps me; The second is mom, who buys me delicious food; The third is dad, a little stupid; The fourth is grandma, who likes to take care of me; My brother is a bad guy and always makes me cry! "

"Mom, I'm leaving tomorrow. On the last day, you should be good to me. Feed me at noon in the morning and at night! "

"Mom, when I grow up, I want to marry my grandfather. He is the best for me! "

"Mom, there are two teachers whispering about me."

"What are you whispering about?"

"They said I was good at my homework and cute!"

"According to the baby, your legs are shaking all the time. Do you want to pee?"

"No, I want to lock it up."

"Grandpa knows nothing. Love me first."

"Grandma can't do anything, and her body comes first."

"I can't do anything. Eat first."

"Mom, my best friend and I had a good time at school."

"Mom, I let my two fans duel, and whoever wins will fight."

"Baby, come and wear a skirt."

"I don't want this, it's too tacky."

"Mom, grandma won't let me draw. You gave me my money back. I have to give up my painting dream. "