A humorous story between the lines.

1, Architect A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by. "This is nonsense." The architect replied, "Let me see." After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by. Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?" The architect replied trembling, "I said I was waiting for the train." Would you believe it? " Moral: some words are true, but they sound fake; Some words are false, but there is no doubt. Seduce an English gentleman and a French woman to share a box. This woman wants to seduce this Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold. "How else can I help you?" Mr. Wang asked in dismay. "When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm." "Young lady, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? " Moral: A man who knows amorous feelings is a good man, and a man who doesn't know amorous feelings is a good man. Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him right away. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter had to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Don't you ... "I mean, where's the spoon?" Implication: Of course, correcting mistakes is a good thing. But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong. 4. Wearing the wrong restaurant, an extremely humble person timidly touched another customer, who was wearing a coat. "Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre?" "No, I'm not." The man replied. "Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief, "then I'm not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat. " Implication: Confidence is not easy. People who are straightforward tend to feel inferior; And unreasonable people, heroes are like cattle. A Scotsman went to London and wanted to visit an old friend, but he forgot the address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address?" Express 1 On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "I know." Implication: When we finally find the most correct answer, we find it the most useless. 6. Sad Story Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs. After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted. "Well, Peter, tell a humorous story. Peter said, "the story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall." "Moral: We are miserable, so we are humorous; We are humorous, so we are happy. 7. Selling Books A famous writer is going to visit a bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and replaced them with writers' books. When the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy to ask, "Does your store only sell my books?" "Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling well, and they are all sold out." Implication: "Flattery" is a strange word: you seem to flatter him and insult him. 1. Once, someone handed Lincoln a note with the word "idiot" written on it during his speech. He held up the paper and said calmly, "I have just received a lot of anonymous letters, all of which have only text and no signature, but that gentleman only wrote his own signature and forgot to write the content." It turns out that swearing can be so clever, artistic and humorous. Gertrude, an American scholar, was asked why such a scholar never got a doctorate. He replied, "Who can test me?" ? Dear sir! "Gottrich's implication is that at such a high level, no one is above him, and naturally no one is qualified to test him. Robert is a famous doctor in Germany. One day, he treated the king, and the king said, "You can't treat me like others!" " Robert replied very calmly, "Please forgive me, Your Majesty. In my eyes, all patients are kings. " 4. The old monk and the young monk traveled together and met a river on the way; I saw a woman trying to cross the river, but she didn't dare. The old monk took the initiative to carry the woman across the river, then put the woman down and continued on his way with the young monk. The young monk couldn't help asking in a low voice all the way: What happened to Master? How dare you cross the river with a woman on your back? Walking all the way, thinking all the way, finally, I couldn't help it and said, master, are you breaking the rules? Why are you taking a woman? The old monk sighed: I have put it down, but you still can't put it down! A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by. The architect replied, "Let me see." After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by. Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?" The architect replied trembling, "I said I was waiting for the train." Would you believe it? " Some words are true, but they sound false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt. 6. An English gentleman and a French lady share a box. The woman tried to seduce the Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold. "How else can I help you?" Mr. Wang asked in dismay. "When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm." "Young lady, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? " ? 7. Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him right away. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter had to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Don't you ... "I mean, where's the spoon?" ? Correcting mistakes is of course a good thing. But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong. The architect's wife called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by. "This is nonsense. The architect of 1 replied, "Let me see. "After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by. Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?" The architect replied trembling, "I said I was waiting for the train." Would you believe it? "I suddenly realized that some words were true, but they sounded false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt. Seduce an English gentleman and a French woman to share a box. This woman wants to seduce this Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold. " How else can I help you? "Mr. Wang asked gloomily that when I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm. "Miss, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? "A man who knows amorous feelings is a good man, and a man who doesn't know amorous feelings is a good man. Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him right away. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter had to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Don't you ... "I mean, where is the spoon? "Correcting mistakes after an epiphany is of course a good thing. But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong. 4. Wearing the wrong restaurant, an extremely humble person timidly touched another customer, who was wearing a coat. " Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre? ""no, I'm not. " The man replied, "He breathed a sigh of relief," so I'm not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat. "It is not easy to be justified in an epiphany. People who are straightforward tend to feel inferior; And unreasonable people, heroes are like cattle. A Scotsman went to London and wanted to visit an old friend, but he forgot the address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address?" Express 1 On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "I know." Epiphany When we finally found the most correct answer, we found it was the most useless. 6. Sad Story Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs. After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted. "All right, Peter, tell a humorous story." Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall." Epiphany is our pain, so humor; We are humorous, so we are happy. 7. Selling Books A famous writer is going to visit a bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and replaced them with writers' books. When the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy to ask, "Does your store only sell my books?" "Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling well, and they are all sold out." I suddenly realized that "flattery" is a strange word: you seem to flatter him and insult him. 8. In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, would you please write my address on the postcard for me?" "Of course." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked. The old lady said, "write me another short paragraph, will you?" Thank you! " "all right." After writing according to the old lady's words, the middle-aged man smiled and asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?" "Well, there's one little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Please help me add another sentence below: I'm sorry for the scrawl." If you don't help, people will hate you for a week. If the help is not perfect, it is best. ...