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A joke about drunk driving
"Wine is the essence of food, and the more you drink, the younger you are. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it. " As an important carrier of social communication, wine has penetrated into all aspects of our lives, but many people have had accidents because of drinking for thousands of years.
Even in China, where the consensus is that alcohol is a professional killer, there are hundreds of cases of falls.
In the early years, professionalization just started, and China's economy developed greatly, with rich entertainment life and high salaries for players, which brought a fascinating life. At that time, the management level was backward, the team members had poor self-discipline and strong metabolic function. For drinking, it is all-encompassing, and many people take it for granted.
Wine adds a bit of Jianghu spirit to China football, and also makes some drunken pride become legendary stories. However, with the development of the times, it is more accompanied by danger and tragedy, which discredits China football and holds back China football.
Kunming wine, China football tears.
In the era of A, many teams like to go to the ridge base of Kunming Plateau for winter training. At that time, walking training was not popular, and everyone was managed by sports teams.
Many famous football players we are familiar with, especially some big brother figures, were famous for their amazing capacity for drinking. The basis of enjoying their position on the court is that they can also make a splash in the wine market. If you are a person who can't drink, it's basically a waste.
Just because the players love to drink, they built a high iron fence at the bottom of the ridge and raised a German shepherd, not to guard against theft, but to prevent the players from sneaking out. However, in this way, I still can't stop these good wine people.
At first, the media reported that Zhang Shuai was the only one who went to the bar, but hinted that two other players left halfway. Later, under the strong pressure of public opinion, Lu Jiang and Xu Liang admitted this.
Yan Shiduo, the full-time vice-president of the Football Association, said angrily: "This matter needs to be carefully verified. If it is really like what the newspaper said, we must severely punish these illegal players. "
Afterwards, the Olympic team chose to deal with it seriously, and all three were expelled from the team. Zhang Shuai, the "principal offender" in this incident, had a bumpy career later. After being expelled from the Olympic Games, he was sent to the national security reserve. Although his performance improved and he participated in the league, in 2003, he was investigated and punished for taking stimulants and was banned for six months.
In 2008, Zhang Shuai played badly in the Beijing-Shanghai Derby, which was questioned by the club and the media, and was cleaned up from then on.
This is not the first time that the Olympic team has had an accident, nor is it the last time. 1999, Zhang Yuning, Sui and Li Yan, players of the Olympic team aged 1977, set up a bar at Liu Ma Road in Guangzhou late at night.
Many people in these two Olympic teams had high hopes and later became famous figures in China football. If they learn self-discipline, I'm afraid they won't have to wait until 2008 to participate in the Olympic Games in China. A glass of wine on the Yunnan Plateau eventually turned into a tear of China football.
Impulse is the devil and wine is the devil's knife.
Many years ago, there was a joke on the Internet that there were 56 names of China, 55 of which were drunken singing and dancing, and only drunken Han Chinese were bragging.
This is obviously half right. Whether it is Xie Hui or Wang Baoshan, it is understandable to talk nonsense in the wine bureau. However, there are still many people who, by virtue of the stamina of alcohol, have made misbehaviors.
Angie, a talented goalkeeper, entered the National Football World Cup 2 1. However, he failed to become the main force of the national football team throughout his career, and bad habits must be an important reason.
In 2005, Dalian Changbo visited Nanjing. On the night after the game, Angie went to a nightclub to have a good drink and found a young lady. Early this morning, Nanjing police received an alarm. A woman claimed that she had been raped. After the police arrived at the scene, the man was naked. When he found it was Angie, the zipper door was opened.
Wang Tao, a former Bayi team player, is also a bar owner. In 2006, Wang Tao, then the coach of a second-class team, had a conflict with other customers in the bar. When the two sides fought, Wang Tao was outnumbered and injured. He ran out of the bar naked and fled to the airport, claiming to be hunted. Finally, the police came out to quell the incident.
Among Wang Tao's contemporary strikers, there are many who make trouble in Kuaimafeng because of drinking.
When playing football in his early years, Gao Feng was addicted to alcohol. "A case of beer is the standard quantity" and "drink it thoroughly" are the rules of the peak wine field. When schlappner coached the national football team, he thought that Gao Feng only liked drinking and screwing women, so he was excluded from the list.
When Gao Feng was playing football in Chongqing, then coach Li Zhangzhu found 68 beer cans in his room. It is said that Munich 1860, who originally planned to rent the peak, gave up because he learned of his bad habits.
In 20 15, the peak of retirement for many years was planted on the wine table. He got into a fight with a taxi driver after drinking with actor Nie Yuan and host Qiu Qiming, which violated the criminal law and constituted the crime of stirring up trouble. Sentenced to 7 months in prison, suspended 1 year.
But when it comes to Shanghai, Mao Jianqing is the most famous one, and he is also a famous talented player. He shot Brazil and beat Iran. At the age of 265,438+0, he became the future football leader in China.
However, this player is an alcoholic. Without drinking, he feels uncomfortable all day. He won't play football unless he drinks. At a young age, he only has the physical strength for half a game because of drinking.
In 2006, Wu Jingui, coach of Shenhua, sent him to the reserve team for drinking, and the next day he smashed Wu Jingui's BMW with sneakers.
In 2008, Mao Jianqing and basketball player Xu Yong fought after drinking outside and were detained for 7 days. At that time, the media reported that Mao Jianqing was completely drunk, and it was no big deal to start. Fortunately, no one died.
Although he repeatedly stated that he would give up drinking, he failed. In 2009, Mao Jianqing went to training after drinking, and the Shenhua team sent him down again. 20 13 also hit another teammate, Jiang zhipeng, because he stood up for his teammates.
Personality defects and bad living habits have made Mao Jianqing wander for many years. 20 16 due to his outstanding performance in shijiazhuang yongchang, Mao Jianqing returned to the national team after many years. He thought he was mature, but he didn't want to be exposed to the scandal of going out drinking after the game.
Who pities the old man when drunk driving gets cold for a while?
Compared with being expelled from the team after drinking Haitang, what shocked us more was the bloody case after drinking. Once upon a time, our traffic safety awareness was not strong, many players took risks, developed the bad habit of drunk driving, and also brewed many tragedies of blood and tears.
The Zhang Yuning mentioned above, the most famous in his career, was a car accident dispute with Qu Leheng.
On the evening of April 26th, 2000, Liaozu striker Zhang Yuning and teammate Qu Leheng went out for dinner. Drinking and drinking, Zhang Yuning chose drunk driving, and they had an accident on the road. Qu Leheng, the co-pilot, was paraplegic below the waist, and his career was directly scrapped, so he could only walk in a wheelchair.
Although Zhang Yuning was only slightly injured, he was also under the pressure of various public opinions. Later, when I moved to Shanghai, my career development was not smooth. The legal dispute between them lasted for many years and even became an unsolved case.
In 2005, a more serious drunk driving incident occurred in China football. Jiao Chunben, then head coach of Qingdao Zhongneng Youth Team, liked drinking because of his unsatisfactory marriage and work, and often used it to drown his sorrows.
In the early morning of May, a black Lexus he was driving after drinking hit Liu Huofang, a 49-year-old sanitation worker who was cleaning the road, and she died on the spot.
The accident car didn't stop after hitting people, jumped onto the sidewalk, smashed a billboard one after another, flattened a lamppost, and almost pulled up a bus sign to stop more than 100 meters away, and its right front wheel was almost knocked off.
After the car accident, Jiao Chunben reached a settlement agreement with the family of the deceased and compensated the family for 430,000 yuan. Jiao Chunben was also released on bail pending trial, but he was still sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment 1 year and 6 months, suspended for 2 years.
Kelvin Cui and Zhou Haibin, the new stars of Shandong Luneng, also had drunk driving. Among them, Kelvin Cui was detained for 1 year because of an accident with two mysterious women who drove too fast after drinking, and was removed from the Olympic Games. Zhou Haibin is "three out of four wheels", and his career has not been affected by fate.
In recent years, the drunk driving accidents of Zhang Xiuwei and Zhang Lu, a "healthy Zhang Er", are still fresh in my mind. 20 17, Xiuwei Zhang, who plays for Tianjin quanjian team, drunk driving a luxury car in the middle of the night and collided with many motor vehicles. He was not only detained for three months, but also severely banned by the Football Association, and lost valuable exercise opportunities in his career.
What is even more unexpected is that Xiuwei Zhang's drunk driving also involves the fact that he changed his age. As a big brother, Zhang Lu didn't persuade his little brother when he was drunk, and he didn't cause alarm. On the contrary, he continued to have problems, which had a serious negative impact as an international.
Now, 25-year-old Xiuwei Zhang has obviously not reached the height of "China Magic Flute". Although the salary in Guangzhou is very high, there is no stable playing time, and the fans are dissatisfied with his performance. They can only sigh that the years have gone by.
Zhang Lu, 34, is also a figure in the protoss. His life is much richer than that of ordinary people. How much did he reflect on what happened two years ago? I think of Liu Dianqiu, the 60-year-old national team leader, writing a review letter with tears. Has Lu's heart been touched?
When will the football wine culture stop?
Times are changing. Although the new generation of football players now have a more scientific management and training model, it is precisely because of the scientific recovery that they feel that it is okay to drink a little.
Shortly after the Zhang Lu incident, Tao and others, teenagers of the National Youth Team, were severely punished by the China Football Association for going out to drink without permission during training. At this moment, who wouldn't think of what those national players did in Kunming 20 years ago?
Today, with the development of online media and the unprecedented strengthening of people's legal awareness, as public figures, they turn a blind eye to the rules and regulations of the team, even they are lawless, and they never want to restrain themselves and maintain the good image of China football. This phenomenon is repeated, which is not good for China football.
Football has always been regarded as "high salary and low ability" in China. In competitive sports, performance is the first factor, and playing well is the most important.
It should be noted that the stadium is not a Jianghu after all. You should talk to the ball, not the wine. Over the years, China football has seen more people in newspapers because of alcohol problems than other sports. Should football players reflect?
There is a saying in Du Mu's A Fang Gong Fu: Qin people can't help but mourn for themselves, and later generations mourn for themselves; Later generations grieved, failed to learn from it, and let future generations mourn for future generations.
Throughout the world football, even geniuses like gascoyne and Ronaldinho like to paralyze themselves with alcohol, and their bad living habits lead to their premature degeneration. Like Gao Feng and Mao Jianqing, many people in the industry say that if you don't drink, your career will be higher.
For China football, these tragedies caused by drinking are like the products of spiraling with the times, which appear repeatedly after a period of time. The essence is that there is something wrong with education.
Football players have received little formal education since childhood, and the contact environment has not given them good guidance. Many coaches and veteran players just insist on alcohol and tobacco, and have not played a demonstration role of mentoring.
This time, Xie Hui just made a slip of the tongue after drinking, but if the "wine culture" of China football is not stopped, who will be the next person to fall on the wine table?
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