Night jokes (hilarious humor)

Evening is a time for people to relax and share laughter. Today, I brought you a few hilarious night jokes, and I believe everyone can't help laughing after listening to them.

Night talk 1: revenge of the cat

One day, Xiaoming's cat was ill. He took the cat to the vet. The vet gave him some medicine and told him to give it to the cat on time every day. Xiaoming gives the cat medicine on time seriously, but the cat doesn't seem to like this medicine. He has to scratch hard every time to get it to take medicine.

One night, when Xiao Ming was sleeping, the cat sneaked into his room. It picked up Xiao Ming's pillow, put it on Xiao Ming's face and pressed it hard. Xiao Ming was awakened and found the cat looking at him with a smile. From then on, Xiao Ming never dared to scratch the cat again.

Night joke 2: the strange ending of TV series

One night, Xiao Zhang was watching a TV series at home. He liked the story very much and stayed up late at night. When he saw the last episode, he found that the ending of the plot was very strange, and the protagonist became a cat.

Xiao Zhang was very angry and thought the ending was ridiculous. He decided to call the TV station to complain. After the call was connected, Xiao Zhang said, "Your ending is too outrageous. I don't like it at all. " The staff on the other end of the phone replied, "Sorry, our TV series only has one season, but our cat still has several seasons."

Night Talk 3: Eating Skills

One night, Xiao Li and his girlfriend went to a fancy restaurant for dinner. The waiters in the restaurant are very professional. After the dishes are served, they will be introduced to how to enjoy the dishes. Xiao Li found it interesting, but his girlfriend was impatient and thought the introductions were too complicated.

When the waiter introduced them to the third course, Xiao Li's girlfriend suddenly interrupted his introduction and said, "We all know how to eat, and we don't need your teaching." The waiter was embarrassed, but Xiao Li was clever. He said to the waiter, "Don't introduce me. We already know. You can go now. " Hearing this, the waiter could not help laughing.

final result

I shared a few jokes with you today, and I believe everyone laughed happily. Actually, there are many interesting things in life. As long as we find them with our heart, we can make life more interesting. I hope everyone can be happy and laugh often every day.