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What are the jokes and what are the cold jokes in ancient times?

1. Men dressing up as women?

During the Ming Dynasty, there was a man named Gu Cai. He accepted many disciples and formed a group, all of whom dressed up as women. Teaching women handwork and doing it at night, of course, means that Gu Cai's makeup skills are really good.

People really thought it was a woman, but Gu Cai had a disciple named Sang Chong. Once, he went to cheat again and lived in Nie Village, Jinzhou, for fear of being called by his husband. Gao Xuan, a member of the family, happened to have a son-in-law.

The man named Zhao Wenju fell in love with Sang Chong, who was disguised as a woman. Sang Chong, on the other hand, was interested in Miss Gao's family. When he was trying to make an idea of ??Miss Gao's family in the evening, he was suppressed by Zhao Wenju. I wanted to do that to him, but in the end, things came out like this.

Sang Chong was sent to the government on the spot. According to Sang Chong’s confession, he had successfully committed crimes 182 times! ! Because of this incident, the entire group was uprooted. At that time, Gu Cai had already passed away.

In the end, Sang Chong also suffered Lingchi torture. This incident was a big sensation across the country at the time, and was recorded in Dichao (official newspaper). Even the famous Liaozhai also wrote about this wonderful anecdote.

2. A clever-mouthed wife?

Once upon a time, there was a clever-mouthed daughter-in-law. After cooking the rice, she served a bowl to her father-in-law. After taking a bite, the father-in-law praised: "Today's rice is very delicious. I want to eat three big bowls." After hearing the compliment from the father-in-law, Qiao's daughter-in-law hurriedly said: "Hey, I cooked this meal."

So the father-in-law started to take a second bite, but as soon as the rice was put into his mouth, he heard a "click", and the father-in-law immediately shouted: "Oh, there is so much sand!" Qiao's wife hurriedly said: "That's my sister-in-law. "The rice is washed."

The father-in-law put his chopsticks in the rice twice, smelled it, and asked, "Why, does this rice still taste a little mushy?" Qiao's wife answered more simply this time: "That's the fire that mom lit!"

3. Food safety

In ancient China, food safety was very important. In the Tang Dynasty, the highest penalty was death. According to "Tang Lv Shu Yi" Records state that if food spoils or becomes moldy, the food owner must destroy all the food immediately, regardless of the quantity or price.

If it is not destroyed, it will be as big as a stick. If it is not destroyed or given away for sale and someone gets sick, the food owner will be sentenced to one year in prison. If someone dies, the food owner will be sentenced to one year in prison. Sentenced to death.

4. The vinegar shop is a good friend

During the Qianyuan period of Emperor Suzong of the Tang Dynasty, Li Bai was already over sixty years old. At this time, he was traveling north and south of the Yangtze River. One day, he was riding a donkey, thirsty. I was feeling smokey, and suddenly I saw a shop in front of me with the word "Jiaju" written on it. I thought I couldn't drink any wine.

It would be good to drink some vinegar to quench his thirst, so he went into the store. He saw that there was already a person sitting in the store. He was dressed like a seventh-grade sesame official, but Li Bai ignored him. He directly asked the shopkeeper, "One person can add one ding to each person. There is a temple in the bamboo forest but no monks.

A woman holds a son in her arms and she is born at the 21st hour." The shopkeeper was a down-and-out scholar and immediately guessed what Li Bai meant. He asked "How good is the vinegar?" He quickly raised his hand and replied: This is Shanxi mature vinegar from the northern country. You can taste it objectively and safely!

Li Bai was very happy to meet a close friend in the vinegar shop. After a while, Li Bai finished drinking the vinegar and drank it. He returned the vinegar pot to the shopkeeper and asked: "There is no bird in Eshan, but there is a woman in the west who is loved by everyone. She opens her big mouth and swallows small mouths, and even if she goes three o'clock, there will be no water."

The store immediately solved the mystery: I want to go back, and then replied: Guest, please go slowly! Li Bai nodded and said with a smile: Thank you! The county magistrate couldn't stand it anymore, so he stood up and said: "Stop, who are you, how dare you talk nonsense in front of me!"

Li Bai turned around and said: "The beans are under the roots of the mountain, the moon is hanging in the sky, and there is no wood in the wood. Wang Li is a family." After saying that, he got on the donkey and drove away. The county magistrate was still thinking about it. It makes no sense to know the answer to the riddle, but how can he dare to say it? It is up to the county magistrate to guess it!

5. The number one scholar went through the back door

In the Tang Dynasty, the imperial examination had not yet taken shape, so it was convenient for candidates to go through the back door. The candidates often took their poems and essays to meet famous people at that time a year before the exam. , hoping to be recommended, Wang Wei found King Qi at that time, and the poet Zhang Jiugao found the princess.

The princess brought a letter to the examiner asking him to win the first prize. King Qi was not as powerful as the princess, so she asked Wang Wei to put on luxurious clothes and took him to the princess's house! After drinking and singing and dancing, the princess noticed the handsome Wang Wei.

King Qi asked Wang Wei to play the pipa solo. Wang Wei's skill in playing the pipa shocked everyone and even the princess was moved. King Qi struck while the iron was hot and strongly recommended Wang Wei's poems. Wang Wei then handed the poem in his arms to the princess. After reading it, the princess was shocked by Wang Wei's talent.

So he was invited to the position of chief. Afterwards, King Qi explained the whole story to the princess. The princess recommended Wang Wei to the examiner, and Wang Wei won the first prize in one fell swoop!