Jokes about food in life

The middle-aged woman came to order: "Give me a McDonald's."

Me: "Sorry, this is KFC."

Woman: "Oh! Then give me a KFC. "

Me: speechless, I turned and left. I really don't know how to tell her. ...

A customer went to the front desk.

Customer: "Give me a small bowl."

Me: "Huh?"

The customer pointed to the menu, and I realized it was a sundae.

Me: "sundaes? What flavor do you want? "

Customer: "Apple's."

Me: "Ah? Sorry, I have never sold apples. "

Customer: "What's that green one?"

Me: "Oh, that's aloe."

Customer: "Aloe? Isn't that a flower! Can you eat? "

Me: "Yes!"

Customer: "Forget it, I never eat blindly." I want coffee. "

Me: (at a loss) "Sorry, I have never sold coffee."

Customer: "What's that black one?"

Me: "That's chocolate."

Customer: "forget it, chocolate is too sweet." I want the red one. " It's strawberries. "

Me: (super excited, I can guess right once. ) "Yes, how many do you want?"

Customer: "one, but I don't eat sesame seeds." You help me pick out all the strawberry seeds. "

A customer went to the front desk.

Customer: "I want strawberry fields."

Me: "OK, a strawberry sundae."

Customer: "Not this, I want strawberry fields!" " "

Me: "Ah? Oh, McDonald's is called Xindi and KFC is called sundae. It's all the same, we are KFC here. "

Customer: "Oh, strawberry new land, strawberry sundae, the same."

Me: "Yes, sir, you are so smart!" " "

Customer: "Hahahaha, then I will have a new chocolate shop."