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A bat driven away by its companions
A long time ago, a war broke out between birds and animals because of a little dispute. Moreover, the two sides were in a stalemate and refused to give in.
Once, the two sides fought, and the birds won. Bats suddenly appear in the bird's stronghold. "Everyone, congratulations! You are really a hero for being able to defeat
those rough beasts! I have wings and can fly, so I am a partner of birds! Please give me your advice!"
At this time, the birds are in great need of new partners to join in to enhance their strength. So bats are welcome to join.
But the bat is a coward. When the war begins, he will not show up and hide aside to watch the battle. Later, when the animals defeated the birds, they sang songs of victory loudly. But the bat suddenly appeared in the beast's camp. "Congratulations to everyone! Defeat the birds
It's really great! I am the same kind of mouse and an animal! Please give me your advice!"
The animals are also very happy of incorporating bats into their own group of companions.
So, whenever the beasts win, the bat joins the beasts. Whenever the birds win, they become their partners again.
In the end the war ended, the animals and birds made peace, and both sides knew about the bat's behavior. When the bat reappeared in the world of birds, the birds said to him rudely: "You are not a bird!"
The bats who were driven out by the birds had no choice but to When we came to the world of animals, the animals said: "You are not an animal!"
And drove away the bats.
In the end, bats can only fly secretly in the dark night.
Ant repays a favor
On a hot summer day, an ant was blown by the wind and fell into the pond. His life was dying. A pigeon on the tree saw this
Scenario. "How pitiful! Go and help him!" The pigeon hurriedly threw the leaves into the pond.
The ants climbed up the leaves, and the leaves floated to the edge of the pond, and the ants were saved. "Thanks to the pigeon for saving his life!"
The ant always remembers the pigeon's life-saving grace.
After a long time, a hunter came and aimed his gun at the pigeons in the tree, but the pigeons didn't know anything about it. At this time, the ant
climbed onto the hunter's foot and bit him hard. "Ouch! It hurts! Ah!" The hunter deflected the bullet as soon as he felt pain. The pigeon
escaped the disaster, and the ant also repaid the pigeon for its life-saving grace.
Cunning Fox
Two cats compete with each other for food.
“I discovered this, so it’s mine!”
“No, I discovered it first, so it should be mine!”
“No , It’s mine first, bring it!”
“I won’t give it to you!”
“Let it go!”
“I won’t let it go!” /p>
The two cats refused to give in to each other and held on to the food.
The passing fox stopped and looked at it with two shining eyes. Then he forced his way in between the two cats.
"Children, what are you arguing about?"
"Well! Uncle Fox, please judge, he wants to take away the food I found!"
The fox divided the food into two halves and measured it with a scale.
"Hey, the right side is heavier!"
The fox said and took a small bite of the right half.
"Ah! This time the left side is heavier!"
Then the fox took another bite of the food on the right side.
“The right one is too light!”
So I took a bite of the left one.
The two cats looked at the food on the scale with their eyes open, and it turned into the size of a pea.
"There is really no other way! Let uncle eat it all!"
As a result, the fox ate all the food and said:
"Ah ! So delicious! Hi! Goodbye!
What a cunning fox!
"It would be great if the two of us didn't quarrel and could eat the food separately!" The two cats were dejected, and
never dared to quarrel again.
The fox who said sour grapes
The fox discovered a grape tree full of bunches of sweet and delicious grapes. The fox looked at the grapes and couldn't help
licking his lips with his tongue, thinking: "Wow! It's good food!"
The fox jumped up several times, always I couldn't reach it. I tried several times but still couldn't eat it. Squirrels, rabbits and bears were sniggering nearby.
"Humph! These grapes are still very sour and can't be eaten!"
The fox said without giving up, and then went home dejectedly.
Everyone couldn't help laughing.
The banquet between the fox and the crane
One day, the fox sent an invitation card to the crane.
"Please come and dine under the roof tonight."
"Wow! How rare! What kind of food and wine will Mr. Fox prepare for me?"
He was very happy. Go to the fox's home. "Ah! Mr. Crane, welcome!
Welcome. You're welcome!"
The only food and wine the fox took out was soup on a large flat plate.
"Soup is my favorite! Thank you!"
He wanted to drink soup, but because he had a long mouth, he struggled a lot. , you can only smell it
That’s all. You can't drink even a drop of the soup on the plate.
But the fox finished the soup in one go. And he chuckled, thinking it was very interesting.
"It's so funny, you are making fun of me!" He went home bitterly.
Soon, Crane also sent an invitation card to Fox.
"I'm going to treat you to dinner tonight. Please come!"
The fox is a glutton.
"What kind of food is it?" The fox thought secretly.
Even what happened not long ago, the fox had completely forgotten, and he went to the crane's home happily.
"Mr. Fox, welcome! Welcome! You're welcome, just use it!"
What are the things that Crane took out? It turned out to be soup in a narrow-necked water bottle!
"Thank you!" The fox put his mouth into the water bottle, but he couldn't get a mouthful of soup, and could only smell the delicious taste. The crane opened his long mouth lightly. He leaned close to the bottom of the bottle and ate it with relish!
The fox's stomach was so bad that he couldn't take a bite of the delicious food in front of him.
Cow and Frog
Two little frogs were playing by the pool, and a big cow came to drink water. The cow accidentally trampled a little frog to death.
The remaining little frog escaped home and said to his mother:
"Mom! Oh no! My brother was trampled to death by a big animal with feet!"
The mother frog has never seen a cow. "It's big, is that so?"
The mother frog blew up her belly to show her child.
"No, bigger!"
"So, is that it?" The mother frog blew her belly even bigger.
"It needs to be bigger, it needs to be bigger!"
The mother frog sucked hard, blowing up her belly like a balloon, bulging.
"Oh! Is that it?"
While the mother frog was talking, her belly split open with a snap.
Rampage Crabs
It is a moonlit night.
The little crabs chattered on the beach.
The mother crab suddenly screamed in fright.
"Oh! Child! Why are you walking sideways? It's so ugly!
You will be laughed at by everyone! You must walk straight!"
"I know! Mom!" However, I still don't understand.
The one with bubbles coming out of his mouth said:
"So, mom, can you show me and demonstrate? I will do it!"
"Okay! It's very simple!"
Mother Crab tried to walk straight, but no matter how she walked, she could only walk sideways.
Mother Crab is so discouraged!
The little crab can only follow its mother's example one by one.
The clever lamb
The lost lamb was caught by the wolf.
Although the lamb was trembling with fear, he was very smart. The little sheep said:
"Uncle Wolf, please, can you play the flute for me before you eat me?"
"What? What are you doing playing the flute? What?"
"I want to dance my favorite dance to the sound of the flute before I die."
"Don't you plan to dance away at the same time? ”
“No, no, I will never run away!”
“Okay! I’ll just play a song!”
Wolf Blowing Play the flute and the lamb dances to the tune, very cute.
The shepherd heard the sound of the flute and ran over.
"Ah! It's a wolf!"
The shepherd caught the wolf angrily and saved the lamb.
The wolf was very regretful.
"You've been fooled! That's the lamb's signal to the shepherd for help!"
The shadow reflected in the water
Qiao went to the street and found it A nice, flavorful bone.
"Well! What a good luck! Take it home and chew it slowly!"
Qiao happily walked with the bone in his mouth.
The weather is really good today, and the birds are singing happily.
Qiao held the bone tightly in his mouth, his eyes wide open and guarded, as if he was very worried that a big dog would come to snatch his bones at any time
So trembling.
Joe finally reached the bridge. It would have been nice if he had continued forward across the bridge. However, Joe stopped and looked down from the bridge to the river. He actually saw a dog in the river carrying a thick bone.
"Ah! I want that bone too!"
Qiao shouted "Woof! Woof!"
At this moment, the bones fell from the mouth and sank to the bottom of the water.
"How bad! This is my shadow reflected in the water!"
The King of the Fish Kingdom
There is a very big fish. This fish is rude, proud, and unreasonable, and always bullies the smaller fish.
"I am the biggest fish in the world and the king of the fish country. Little one, get out of the way! Get out of the way!"
He shouted and cursed to drive away the little fish. Therefore, the little fish is always on tenterhooks.
The delicious food was monopolized by the big fish, making him fat and strong. On the contrary, the small fish are often hungry and become thin
unbearably.
One day, the fisherman cast a net to catch fish, and the small fish caught in the net escaped from the mesh one after another. In the end, only the big fish was caught. And just this big fish filled the fishing net.
"Wow! What a big fish!"
The fisherman went home happily. The little fish also danced happily.
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What is there to be happy about? If you eat too much food, won’t you gain weight?
Strong stick
On this day, the father called his three children to come to him, "You each fold this stick and see!"
"It's easy!"
The three children immediately broke the stick with a snap.
"Now let's fold this!"
The father tied up the three sticks and gave them to the eldest son.
"Look!"
The eldest son tried his best but could not break the bundle of sticks. The second son also came, and so did the youngest son, but they all suffered endless setbacks.
“Children, you see, once given a stick, it is very fragile, but when three sticks are tied together, they will become strong. In other words,
As long as you work together, Nothing is impossible."
The donkey's bad idea
Once upon a time, various merchants bought a lot of salt in the town. He put the salt into a bag and loaded it on the donkey's back.
"Let's go! Go home!"
The businessman pulled the reins, but the donkey felt that the salt bag was too heavy, so he walked reluctantly.
The town and the village are separated by a river. While crossing the river, the donkey staggered and fell into the river. The salt in the salt bag was dissolved by the water and flowed away.
"Ah! All the salt is gone. Oh! Damn it! What a stupid donkey!"
The businessman complained. But the donkey was very happy because the luggage was lighter.
"This is a good idea, huh! Keep it in mind and you can do this to reduce weight next time."
The donkey tasted the sweetness, but the businessman didn't notice it at all. .
The next day, the businessman took the donkey to the town again. This time it's not salt, but cotton. The cotton piled up like a hill on the donkey's back.
"Let's go! Go home! Although today's luggage is large, it is not heavy."
The businessman said to the donkey and pulled the reins.
The donkey looked very heavy and walked slowly. Soon they came to the river again, and the donkey thought of yesterday's good doctrine.
"We were indeed near here yesterday, so we have to do it smoothly today!"
So the donkey rolled into the river on purpose again.
"It went very smoothly!"
Although the donkey wanted to stand up, he suddenly felt that he could not stand up. Because after the cotton is soaked in water, it becomes heavier.
"What a miscalculation!"
The donkey neighed while carrying the water-filled and heavy luggage back to the village.
Eagle and Owl
Once upon a time there was an eagle, the king of birds, who often flew above the valley in search of food.
One day, he saw a tall pine tree with a female owl on the tree. At the same time, he saw four eggs in her nest. When the eagle flew, When he went down to the nest and prepared to eat the four eggs, the female owl said respectfully:
"Good morning, King Eagle! I think you must not be hungry now!"
"No!" said the eagle: "I am very hungry. I am going to eat your four hatching eggs to satisfy my hunger. They must be very delicious
!"
"O Eagle King!" said the female owl: "If you promise not to eat my children, I will always fly only at night, eating poisonous snakes and scorpions, and eating small birds and mice. I don’t know if you agree or not!”
“Okay!” said the eagle, “I will promise not to eat your child!”
"Yes! I should tell you. My children are easy to identify. They are the most beautiful birds in the world!" the female cat said proudly.
The eagle said proudly.
One day, the eagle was flying on the mountain again, looking for food with its sharp eyes. Soon, he saw four small white birds sleeping sweetly on a pine tree below, and he quickly flew down.
But when it was about to eat them, it heard their cry of "squeak! squeak! squeak!" and they looked very beautiful and cute.
So he said to himself: "Well! These four beautiful little white birds must be the children of the female owl! I can't
eat them."
He glanced again Saw another bird's nest in the pine forest. The Eagle King flew over and took a look. There were four ugly little birds in the nest that he had never seen before. Their cries were very unpleasant. "Ah!" cried the Eagle King: "These ugly birds must not be the birds of the female owl."
So he ate them.
At this moment, the female owl flew back to his nest and found that the eagle king had eaten her baby. She cried sadly!
"Spit! Spit! Spit! Eagle King! You don't abide by the agreement and eat my child! What should I do?"
"Please forgive me. "Okay!" Eagle King said, "I really didn't know that they were your children. Didn't you say that your children are the most beautiful in the world? But what I am eating now is ugly." No!"
"Sigh! Sigh! Sigh!" cried the female owl: "You are the king of birds, but you don't know that there is no mother.
Don’t you think your child is the most beautiful in the world? ”
Hedgehog Stool
Monkeys are the little leaders of the animal group, so they are very willful and unruly, which has always made everyone very popular. No. One day, the monkey
said to the rabbit:
"The weather is really nice today, shall we go to Jianshan to play?"
The rabbit shook his long ears and refused. .
The monkey felt very uncomfortable and asked the raccoon to go with him again. But Tanuki also refused.
The monkey was even more unhappy and invited the fox again. The fox didn't like the wayward monkey either, so he rejected it again.
After the monkey was rejected, he didn’t know what to do, so although he was unhappy, he still went to Jianshan.
The monkey climbed up the mountain and saw a hedgehog curled up into a ball and taking a nap.
"Hey! Hey! Get up! The little boss is here!"
"It's so noisy! Don't disturb my nap!"
"Oh! You are so arrogant at such a young age. It’s strange that I don’t use you as my stool!” The monkey looked down on the hedgehog and sat down.
When the hedgehog got angry, all the thorns on his back stood up.
"Ah! It hurts! Yeah!" Then the monkey jumped up holding his buttocks.
Wolf under the cliff
On a very high cliff, there were two lambs playing there. A hungry wolf suddenly looked up.
The wolf looked around. It was impossible to climb such a high cliff no matter where it was.
Therefore, the wolf said in a gentle and low voice: "Lovely children!
It is very dangerous to play in that kind of place. Come down quickly! There are many tender and beautiful things down there. Eat grass!”
However, because the little sheep often heard terrible things about wolves, he said: “Uncle Wolf, thank you for your kindness, but,
Let’s go No. If we go down, we might be eaten by uncle before we can eat the grass!"
"What!" said the wolf very angry.
The Mouse’s Discussion
“Recently, my companions have been eaten by cats almost every night! Let’s think of ways to deal with that cat!” You Tianwan
On top, the mice discussed this.
"Of course. I have a good idea! We can just hang the bell around the cat's neck."
"Yes! This will only make the bell ring. I knew the cat was coming."
"What a great idea!" The mice unanimously agreed with great joy.
Now as long as we hang a bell around the cat's neck, we don't have to worry anymore. But who is going to hang the bell on the scary cat?
"Oh! I'm afraid, I don't want it!"
"I can't do it either!"
In the end, this good idea was not implemented.
The Gadfly and the Lion
A little gadfly flew buzzingly in front of the lion and said triumphantly:
“Lion! I'm not afraid of you at all, no matter how you yell, I don't care! It looks like I'm better than you! If you think I'm lying again, just show me what I am!"
The gadfly flew like lightning and pricked the tip of the lion's nose. "Ah!
It hurts!" The lion waved his paws and slapped the tip of his nose. But the gadfly escaped, and the lion's nose bled.
"How is it? It's awesome enough!" The gadfly was very proud. Alas!
At this moment, the gadfly groaned because he was stuck in the spider web and could not move.
Although the gadfly defeated the lion, the king of beasts, he lost to the little spider and got this pitiful end.
Golden Egg
One morning, the surprised old woman yelled. "Master! Master! This is incredible! Our hens lay dazzling golden eggs!"
From then on, the hens laid a golden egg every day, and Sold for a very high price.
They who were originally very poor suddenly became very rich. However, they also wanted to have more golden eggs.
"A chicken lays a golden egg every day, so there must be a lot of gold in its belly!"
So the old man killed the hen. But there was no gold to be found.
"Oops! If he were allowed to live, he could still lay golden eggs every day... now it's miserable."
Ants and Crickets
In the hot summer, The ants are still working hard. They get up early every morning and work hard.
Where are the crickets? He sings "jijijiji,jijiji,jijiji" every day, doing nothing and living a pampered life.
There is something to eat everywhere, and it is the time when flowers are blooming all over the mountains and fields. It is such a happy summer! Cricket
It is very strange to see the hard work of ants. "Hey! Hey! Mr. Ant, why do you work so hard? Wouldn't it be nice to take a break occasionally and sing like me?"
However, the ant still He continued to work without resting at all and said: "Only by storing food in the summer can we prepare for the severe cold
winter!"
"We really don't have any extra time to sing. , Play!”
The cricket ignored the ant after hearing what the ant said. "Ah! What an idiot! Why do you keep thinking about things in the future for so long!"
The happy summer is over, autumn has passed, and winter is finally here. The north wind blows, and the sky There are continuous snowflakes falling in the middle.
The cricket was so emaciated, there was snow everywhere, and there was no food to be found.
"How great it would be if I were like Mr. Ant, storing food in the summer!"
The cricket staggered on the snow as if it was about to fall.
The ants who are always working don’t care when winter comes. A lot of food was accumulated and a warm home was built.
When the crickets found the ants’ home, the ants were eating happily!
"Mr. Ant, can you give me something, please? I'm so hungry that I'm going to die!"
The ants were startled. "Hey! Aren't you the Mr. Cricket we met in the summer? You sang all the time in the summer, and we thought you would be dancing in the winter! Come on! Have something to eat , when he recovers, he will sing happy songs to us.
Facing the kind and kind ants, the cricket couldn't help but shed tears of joy.
The Bear’s Secret Whisper
Two good friends were walking on a mountain trail, and suddenly a big bear appeared in front of them.
One of them climbed up the tree quickly, but the other one didn't have such skill and quickly fell to the ground, pretending to be dead.
The bear came over, touched the face of the man who fell on the ground, and then left. Because bears will not invade dead animals
.
The man who climbed up the tree climbed down with confidence.
"The bear just whispered to you quietly, what did he say?"
"Ah, that one?" The fallen man replied: "The bear said to me Those who cannot help in times of trouble are not good friends
"
Father and son carrying a donkey
Once upon a time there was a father who was carrying a bag for his son to go to the market. Selling donkeys, the donkey walks in front, and the father and son follow behind. The young ladies in the village thought it was funny when they saw it.
"What a fool! It would be great to ride a donkey, but instead wander on this dusty road."
"Yes! That's right!" Father suddenly felt Makes sense.
"Child, ride on the donkey! I will follow you and won't let you fall off!"
The father let the child ride on the donkey, and he followed beside him walking.
At this moment, two of my father’s friends came across from me.
"Hey! Hey! It doesn't matter if you let your child ride a donkey while you walk on foot! If you spoil your child like this now, you will have trouble in the future! For the sake of your child's health
you should let him walk That's right, let him walk!"
"Oh! That makes sense." So the father let the child get down and got on the donkey's back. The child followed the donkey, staggering. While walking, I met a girl milking cows. The girl said in a reproachful tone:
"Oh! There is such a cruel father in the world. He can easily ride on the back of a donkey, but let such a young child go.
Lu, it’s so pitiful. Look, that child is in so much pain, so pitiful!”
“Yes!” The father nodded in agreement. So the father asked his children to ride on the donkey and head towards the market. The donkey had to carry two people at the same time. It gradually became very difficult to move, its breathing became rapid, and its horns shook and trembled.
But my father didn’t notice, and he was still humming the song easily while swaying on the donkey’s back!
The donkey finally walked to the church, took a big breath, and rested.
A priest was standing in front of the church and stopped them. "Hey! Hey! Please wait a moment, let such a weak animal stay with two people. The donkey is so pitiful. Where are you going?"
"We are about to take this Let’s go to the market to sell the donkey!”
“Oh! This is even more problematic. I think the donkey is exhausted before you even enter the market. I’m afraid it won’t be sold!” >
It’s up to you if you don’t believe me.”
“So, how to defeat?”
“Take the donkey!”
“Okay. ! That makes sense."
The father and son immediately jumped off the donkey's back, then tied the donkey's horns and carried it on a stick. Carrying it like this,
Of course it was very heavy, so the father and son blushed, swaying and shouting: "Why is it so heavy!"
Everyone who saw this scene was shocked. Stunned. "What a strange person!"
The father and son carrying the donkey soon reached a bridge. "Child, the market is coming soon, please be patient for a while longer!" Although the father said this, he and his children were already exhausted.
A donkey is a donkey after all, and being hung upside down was extremely painful. Not only was it foaming at the mouth, but it was also twisting violently.
"Hey! Be good!" The father scolded sternly, but the donkey didn't listen and twisted even harder. As a result, the stick broke with a
sound. The rope was also broken, and the donkey fell into the river like a green onion.
Unfortunately, the river swelled after the rain. At that moment, the donkey was swallowed up by the rapids and disappeared.
"Ah! How could this happen? This is a person who listened to other people's opinions and had the most serious consequences!" The father and son walked home dejectedly.
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